Lu Yuan, the governor of Shanxi, looked sideways at Yan Qi, his eyes full of disdain, and said to the Eight Kings with a sinister smile: "Yan Qi, a low-class man, has had a bad luck. He rose from a young age to a servant, put on an official uniform, and started shouting and drinking. , Tsk, why do I dislike him so much? What ability can he have? I just don’t believe in evil. "
The Eighth Prince glanced sideways at Lu Yuan, the governor of Shanxi, and sighed in his heart: This guy is really blind.
How dare you not take Yan Qi seriously?
Crazy?
This king is afraid of him.
Lu Yuanyuan, the Eighth Prince, did not agree with him, and quickly sent him sweet flattery: "Don't worry, Your Majesty, I will definitely stand on the same front as the Eighth Prince, and fight Yan Qiyi to the end! Whatever the Eighth Prince wants from us in Shanxi, just mention it, I have to risk my life to do it! I am the Eight Prince's dog, and I will bite whoever the Eight Prince tells me to bite until death."
This flattery is quite powerful.
He even said the words "Be the Eight King's Dog".
The dozen or so governors who were watching were all shocked.
Being a dog for the Eight Kings?
Deep down, I thought it was funny.
Even if you can talk like a dog, it's too naive.
It's too ungrateful.
However, they admired Lu Yuan very much.
Because such a flattery must be very loud.
The eight kings will definitely like it.
It will definitely be reused in the future.
These governors were very moved and wondered why they were not so shameless to say such things as dogs in public.
As long as they also work as dogs for the Eight Kings, their future will be bright.
After hearing what Lu Yuan said, the Eighth Prince was so frightened that he quickly took a step back: "What are you talking about? It's so presumptuous!"
Lu Yuan flattered him and looked around. Deep down in his heart, he felt content and quite proud.
Only he can say such disgusting flattery.
He was quite proud of it.
Based on his understanding of the Eight Kings, the Eight Kings will definitely laugh and feel very happy.
Lu Yuan's eyes were flying wildly, waiting for the Eight Kings to praise him.
Unexpectedly, the Eighth Prince was so frightened that he took a step back and scolded him for being presumptuous.
Lu Yuan was startled. Unexpectedly, the flattery was not patted properly, and it hit the horse's hooves. With a pop, he knelt down to the Eight Kings: "Your Majesty, I don't want to be a dog anymore. I want to be a clay figure in the hands of the Eight Kings." , the Eight Kings can pinch it here and there as they please."
"Ha ha ha ha!"
Yan Qi laughed so hard on the side that he couldn't contain his joy.
Lin Ruoshan, Tong Jian and others all burst into laughter.
I never thought there were such shameless people in the world.
Lu Yuan stood up and glared at Yan Qi: "Why are you laughing?"
Yan Qi sneered: "I laugh at you for being invincible."
Lu Yuan snorted proudly: "You also know that I am invincible?"
Yan Qi nodded: "Of course."
Lu Yuan raised his head proudly: "How do you know."
Yan Qidao: "One sentence is enough to describe it."
Lu Yuan asked: "Which sentence?"
Yan Qidao: "If you are shameless, you are invincible."
Ha ha ha ha!
Everyone burst out laughing.
Lu Yuan jumped up and down in anger: "Yan Qi, do you dare to call me shameless?"
Yan Qidao: "This is not scolding you, but praising you."
"There is a saying in Buddhism that the human body is just a layer of stinky skin! It's okay not to do it. We ordinary people, whose realm is not high, can't do it."
"But Mr. Lu Yuan has done it. Not only is he shameless, he also wants to be a clay figure that can be kneaded by others. Not to mention that the clay figure has no face, he doesn't even have a butt. I can't wait to see Master Lu Yuan's lofty realm. I am convinced. He is really a big man. It’s the word “service”.
Lin Ruoshan and others applauded.
When it comes to speaking like a knife, no one can compare to Yan Qi.
Lu Yuan's face was red, his breathing was rapid, his beard was raised with anger, and his eyes were splitting: "Yan Qi, you are so arrogant, you are really arrogant, I didn't expect that there would be someone like you who speaks so recklessly. ."
Yan Qi curled her lips: "Is this called wanton talk? It's obviously the truth. Mr. Lu Yuan, you have heard too many lies. Can your ears not stand it when you hear the truth once in a while?"
"You...you go too far."
Lu Yuan turned pale in anger and shouted, "Yan Qi, you bully me too much. You really think I am easy to bully."
Yan Qi pouted: "Bullying you? Where do you start talking about this?"
Lu Yuan gritted his teeth: "Don't think that I don't know. You sent people to investigate me and want to punish me. Do you think I don't know? Humph, this time the governor gathered in the capital to report on work, and you want to impeach me, right?"
Yan Qi blinked: "Oh, are you so well-informed? I didn't expect that I would indeed be above the court."
I am impeaching you, and, just today, I don’t know if you are nervous, scared or not. "
Lu Yuan was furious: "You Yan Qi, you want to hit me as soon as you gain power. Why do you hit me?"
Yan Qi laughed loudly: "I specialize in beating dogs! Mr. Lu Yuan considers himself a dog. If I don't beat him, who will I beat?"
The crowd burst into laughter again.
Lu Yuanshang's face turned red and his neck was thick. He pointed at Yan Qi and said wildly: "You don't have to be sharp. If you impeach me, will I be afraid?"
Yan Qi stared at Lu Yuan: "Aren't you afraid? I think you should be afraid! I already have conclusive evidence that you have embezzled money, violated the law, and committed crimes! According to the laws of Dahua, you must go to jail. You are about to become a prisoner, and you are not afraid?"
Lu Yuan laughed loudly: "So what if you are corrupt and bend the law? So what if you commit crimes? I just don't take it seriously. I am in Shanxi, covering the sky with one hand, and one person has the final say. So what, I am so arrogant. That's how I am. Domineering. Who can do anything to me? Yan Qi, even if you impeach me in front of the emperor, I will not frown and smile slightly. Do you know why? Do you know why I am not afraid? "
Yan Qixiao asked: "What are you asking?"
"Why? Do you even need to ask?"
Lu Yuan bowed his hands to the Eight Kings: "I have the support of the Eight Kings, who can I be afraid of?"
Yan Qi suddenly realized: "Oh, it turns out that the reason why Master Lu Yuan is not afraid is because he has the support of the Eight Kings."
Lu Yuan stood behind the Eight Kings, straightened his back, and was extremely proud: "I am protected by the Eight Kings, but I am still afraid of you, a little servant. The Eight Kings stand upright, and the Eight Kings speak the same word. The Eight Kings' status is incomparable. Even if you are the emperor, don’t you still have to be polite when meeting the eight kings?”
"You are a little servant, and once you gain power, you actually want to punish me? Didn't you see who is standing behind me? Those are the eight kings who are indomitable, and those are the eight kings with unparalleled glory. That's a matter of turning one's hand over and over again. , the eight kings who cover their hands like rain."
Yan Qi laughed loudly and gave Lu Yuan a thumbs up: "It's amazing, it's really amazing. With the Eight Kings protecting you, no matter what you do, you'll have peace of mind."
"Hey, I didn't expect that the energy of the Eight Kings is so great. It can catch the moon in the nine heavens and catch turtles in the five oceans! I admire you, I admire you. It seems that impeachment of Mr. Lu Yuan this morning is useless."
Lu Yuan raised his head with pride on his face: "Now you know that you are doing useless work? Let me tell you, there are eight kings covering me, who dares to mess with me?"
