Xie Sanjia hurriedly changed the subject: "What are you talking about? I'm here to visit Dahua for the sake of friendship between the two countries. Why talk about these things of fighting and killing? If we want to talk, we have to talk about some happy things."
Yan Qi laughed loudly: "You can do whatever you want, Marquis Jiedu! You can talk about whatever you want, I'm happy to accompany you."
What Xie Sanjia wants to talk about must be something Yan Qi doesn't quite understand.
Otherwise, there would be no way to deal with Yan Qi.
Huh?
Got it!
Xie Sanjia said: "I am prosperous in Turks, and no one dares to disrespect me. For example, the barbecue I eat is the most delicious meat of lamb. Yan Qi, have you ever eaten roast lamb?" "
Yan Qi couldn't help but want to laugh when he heard this.
I ate more roast mutton than you did in my last life, and you dare to brag to me about it.
You are so brave.
Yan Qi did not expose him, and pretended to be immature, shaking his head: "I have never eaten this."
When Xie Sanjia heard this, he became excited: "Have you never eaten lamb? Then you are too ignorant. Well, it seems that I am going to give you some knowledge today. Someone, bring the roasted lamb." "
"yes!"
Several personal guards brought the lamb up.
The roasted lamb tastes great.
Xie Sanjia was particularly proud: "I baked this myself. How do you like it? Isn't it delicious?"
It smells very fragrant.
Yan Qi nodded: "Not bad, not bad. I didn't expect Captain Xie to be a cook."
Xie Sanjia was extremely proud: "Roast mutton is not simple. It requires thirty-six procedures. This roast mutton alone can crush all the delicacies in Dahua. Humph, Dahua's beautiful things are just mixed. Nothing like Turkic roast lamb." As classic as that?”
When everyone heard this, their beards stood up in anger.
Damn it.
"This kid defected to the Turks and started bragging about Turkic delicacies."
"The removal of Sanjia was intentional."
"Things that we forget our ancestors."
…
Yan Qi had a condescending look on his face: "The roasted lamb is really good, it can really be called a Turkic delicacy. What's even more rare is that Marquis Jiedu has the leisure and elegance to have a roasted whole lamb, and I am not as elegant as Marquis Jiedu." ."
Xie Sanjia said: "That's how elegant I am and how tacky you are."
"It's just that I'm too vulgar."
Yan Qidao: "I just did something outrageous."
solution three
A asked: "What is vulgar and unbearable? Why do you still do it when you know it is vulgar and unbearable?"
Yan Qidao: "Isn't this just to give Marquis Jiedu a gift? Besides, you gave me a roasted whole lamb, and I don't give you something to eat. It's unreasonable. The vulgar thing I just did is To make something delicious for Marquis Jiedu."
Xie Sanjia's curiosity was aroused: "What delicious food are you going to give me?"
Yan Qi waved his hand.
Hutou brought up a box.
"A small gift is not a sign of respect."
Yan Qi placed the box in front of Jie Sanjia.
Xie Sanjia opened it and took a look.
It's a disgusting fish.
There is also a fishy smell.
Yan Qi smiled: "Take a closer look."
Xie Sanjia pinched his nose and turned the fish over: "It turned out to be a salted fish."
Yan Qi laughed loudly: "Jie Duhou turned over Xianyu, this is Xianyu turning over."
Everyone burst out laughing.
At this time, everyone knew Yan Qi's good intentions.
"This is the art of language."
"Master Yan always speaks shockingly."
"Unknowingly, Jie Sanjia took the bait."
…
Jie Sanjia screamed, flicked his arm, threw the salted fish out, and yelled: "Yan Qi, you dare to mock me?"
Yan Qi suppressed a smile, with a look of astonishment on his face: "Why did Marquis Jiedu get angry for no reason? I didn't laugh at you, you just turned over a salted fish, why did you become so irritable? This is not good, it's very No, Marquis Jiedu really needs to change his fiery temperament. Hehe, you must have eaten too much salted fish, right?"
"you……"
Jie Sanjia's face was red and his ears were red. Looking at the salted fish, his teeth itched with hatred.
He didn't expect that Yan Qi could do such a shameless thing.
Are you mocking me as a salted fish?
I am so angry!
There is no way to talk about this topic anymore.
Xie Sanjia slapped the table: "Let's change the topic."
Yan Qidao: "Whatever! I have already said that whatever Marquis Jie Du wants to talk about, I will accompany him."
Jie Sanjia was very unconvinced.
He wants to pretend to be a B, but is always slapped in the face by Yan Qi.
So angry!
No, we must find our place.
Xie Sanjia looked at the familiar Zhuangyuan Building, and a particularly exciting topic came into his mind.
Jie Sanjia opens double
He raised his arms to cover all around him: "Yan Qi, do you know my glorious past in this Zhuangyuan Building?"
Yan Qi shook his head: "I don't know. Lord Jie Du can recall it for everyone so that I can gain some insights."
Xie Sanjia was extremely proud as he recalled the past scenery.
"I think back then, I won three yuan in a row and was number one in the world. Among countless talented people, who dared not to bow to me? The Emperor Dahua received me in Zhuangyuan Tower, where all the ministers greeted me respectfully. Countless talented people gathered outside the door to listen to my teachings. Haha, how spectacular that is.”
"Yan Qi, can you appreciate the joy of being the top scholar? Haha, you haven't even participated in the imperial examination, so you must have no chance of winning the top prize."
Yan Qi had an expression of 'admiration' on his face: "That's natural. How can I compare to Xie Duhou? You are a great talent who has won three yuan in a row. I admire you extremely! Especially, in this champion building, there are As for your wonderful couplets, when I saw them, I was so amazed that I couldn’t stop praising them.”
Xie Sanjia proudly asked casually: "Which wonderful couplet?"
As soon as these words came out of his mouth, Jie Sanjia immediately realized that something was wrong.
Oops.
This guy Yan Qi clearly deliberately led me to question him.
This guy definitely has no good intentions.
Jie Sanjia quickly changed his mind: "Don't worry about which couplet, it's not exciting, it's definitely not exciting."
Yan Qi waited until Jie Sanjia asked.
As expected, the boy finally asked.
Since you asked, it's too late to regret.
Yan Qi responded hurriedly: "Since Marquis Jiedu is asking, I must tell you. Otherwise, how will I know your righteousness and magnanimity?"
Jie Sanjia waved his hand hurriedly: "No need, let's change the question to the next topic."
"Change the topic? Don't worry, let's finish this topic."
Yan Qi pointed to the middle pillar of the Zhuangyuan Building and said: "Jie Duhou, look quickly, there is a poem engraved here in which you express your loyalty to the emperor. It is sonorous, powerful, thick and powerful. I like it very much, I like it very much." Ah, it’s so classic, so classic.”
Jie Sanjia looked towards the pillars and his color suddenly changed.
My heart skipped a beat: "It's broken, it's spoiled now."
The officials also looked at it and couldn't help but exclaimed.
I saw a couplet written by Jie Sanjia himself on the pillars.
The flying dragons and phoenixes are very impressive.
The first couplet is: "Your kindness is as deep as the sea."
The second line is: "The loyalty of ministers is as heavy as a mountain."
