Yan Qi and Yan Yuese looked at the dumbfounded Yu Mou: "Master Yu, what are you thinking about? Answer my questions quickly. These questions are so simple. They are all basic common sense of the Ministry of War. For you, they are like one plus one. It’s as simple as two.”
"Huh? Simple?"
Yu Mou knelt in front of Yan Qi, his mouth wide open, his mind filled with questions.
These problems are really not simple for him.
He usually knows how to flatter others and knows nothing about the business of the Ministry of War.
A lot of business is done by his subordinates, and he never asks questions, only signs.
When Yan Qi dropped a basket of questions, he was stunned.
"This mallet is nothing like bullshit."
Yang Ke was angry and said with a smile: "Master Yu, do you think these questions are too simple and don't bother to answer them? Then please ask Master Yan to change some questions."
Yu Mou was stunned for a moment, and nodded hurriedly and happily: "Yes... yes, these questions are too simple for me. Master Yan, please change some questions."
Yan Qi smiled and blinked: "Then let's change the question?"
Yang Ke was busy cooperating with Yan Qi: "Master Yu Mou thinks the questions are simple, so let's change them to a few more difficult ones. Master Yan, you must change some difficult questions."
This is a deliberate reminder to Yan Qi not to ask too difficult questions, but to ask easy ones.
Yan Qi nodded: "Well, since Yang Cheng has such strict requirements for adults, I will ask a more difficult question. Listen up, I'm asking."
Yu Mou looked forward and said: "Master Yan, just ask the questions. I am not afraid of difficult problems."
Yan Qi asked: "Can you tell me some of Dahua's major standards and rules for recruiting soldiers?"
Yu Mou was dumbfounded again.
His mouth opened wide, like a stupid bird.
Yan Qi smiled: "What are you looking at when you open your mouth?"
"this and that……"
Yu Mou muttered this and that, but couldn't answer at all.
He was so choked up that he kept winking at Yang Ke, asking Yang Ke to come forward and resolve the embarrassment.
Aiya, I go.
Yang Ke on the other side couldn't stand it anymore.
This idiot is uneducated and has no skills, and is worse than shit.
It's just... embarrassing to me.
Yang Ke didn't expect Yu Mou to be so useless.
If only this guy could use one-tenth of the effort of flattering
In terms of business, it’s not so embarrassing, right?
Although Yan Qi’s problem is quite special, it’s not that special, right?
Totally within the normal range.
What should I do?
The scene was very embarrassing.
"Ahem..."
Yang Ke coughed awkwardly: "Master Yu, this standard is too simple. You must think it's too childish, so let me answer it for you. Several major standards and rules for recruiting soldiers..."
"slow!"
Yan Qi's expression changed completely, and he pointed at Yang Ke fiercely: "Shut your mouth!"
Yang Ke looked at Yan Qi's unkind expression and quickly shut up.
Yan Qi locked eyes with Yu Mou: "You are the Minister of the Ministry of War. You have worked in the Ministry of War for more than seven years. You should have a good understanding of the Ministry of War and all the business. But, how can I ask you such a simple question about recruiting soldiers? , you can’t even answer? Huh? Do you work in the Ministry of War? "
Yu Mou was scared to death by Yan Qi.
He couldn't say a word.
Bang bang!
Kowtow constantly.
"Master Yan will enjoy immortal blessings forever, and his life span will be as long as the heavens. Master Yan's merits will be immeasurable, and he will rule the world for thousands of years."
This guy knows how to kowtow and flatter someone.
Yan Qi was furious: "Shut up, go away and kowtow."
"Yes Yes!"
Yu Mou quickly rolled to the side, his head bleeding from the knock, and he kept knocking.
Yan Qi glared at Yang Ke: "Is this the talent you recommended?"
"Hey, this..."
Yang Ke was so stunned by Yan Qi that he didn't know what to do.
If I had known that Yu Mou was so useless, I shouldn't have recommended him. It would be better to use someone else.
Such a good opportunity was wasted.
What a mistake.
Yang Ke bit the bullet and explained: "The question Master Yan asked about the recruitment rules is too unpopular. It is understandable that Yu Mou doesn't know about it."
"excusable?"
Yan Qi sneered: "Yumou is the Minister of the Ministry of War. He must be familiar with all the business of the Ministry of War and understand everything. If he does not know these issues, how will Yu Mou deal with it once the military needs to recruit troops? Isn't this the responsibility of the Ministry of War? Something?"
What else could Yang Ke say?
I can only pretend to be dumb and hold it in.
Yan Qidao: "Besides, recruiting soldiers is a very common issue for the Ministry of War.
The thing is, the Ministry of War recruits soldiers every year. As the minister of the Ministry of War, Yu Mou doesn't know the rules of recruiting soldiers. This is simply a ridiculous joke. "
"Damn it. Fortunately, I asked Yu Mou a few questions. Otherwise, if I had listened to Deputy Prime Minister Yang and elected this ignorant person, I would have tricked not only the Ministry of War, the Privy Council, but also the Emperor and others. Did you deceive the people?"
Yang Ke carefully explained: "Master Yan, please calm down. I think Yu Mou has always been concerned about the overall situation. It is normal that Yu Mou does not know the details of the recruitment rules and other details. In fact, many officials of the Ministry of War do not know these details."
Yan Qiyi glared: "According to you, I am deliberately making things difficult for you?"
Yang Ke said: "I don't dare, I don't dare, that's not what I meant. I just said that the topic about recruiting soldiers that Master Yan asked is a very niche topic. Outsiders don't know about it, and only a few people in the Ministry of War know about it. "
"Oh, it turns out that no one knows about recruiting soldiers."
Yan Qi chuckled and looked at Lu Xuan: "General Lu Xuan, please tell Yu Mou the rules for recruiting troops."
Lu Xuanlang said: "The rules for recruiting soldiers are very simple: in normal times, the central government recruits 100,000 soldiers every year. It recruits from the government soldiers, and the government soldiers recruit 100,000 soldiers from the local braves. The local braves recruit 100,000 soldiers from the people of their respective families."
"Recruitment conditions: If you are the only son in the family, you will not be recruited. If there are many sons in the family, the eldest son will be recruited. If your parents are physically disabled, your son will not be recruited. If you are worried, you will not be recruited. If your parents are disabled and died in the army, you will not be recruited. If you are selected as a scholar, you will not be recruited. , newlyweds are not recruited.”
"This is an ordinary general rule. In special circumstances, there are special recruitment rules, which are not within this scope! Mr. Yan, do you want me to talk about the special recruitment rules?"
Yu Mou was dumbfounded.
He didn't understand how Lu Xuan knew so much about recruiting soldiers.
Yang Ke was also confused.
Yang Ke was impressed by Lu Xuan.
Yan Qi asked Lu Xuan: "General Lu Xuan is not from the Ministry of War, so why is he so detailed about the recruitment rules?"
Lu Xuandao: "We have frequent contact with the Ministry of War. Whether it is military supplies or personnel deployment, we need to contact the Ministry of War. Over time, we have become very familiar with the various businesses of the Ministry of War."
"Besides, aren't everyone aware of the rules of recruiting troops? If I don't even know this, how can I lead troops? How can I train troops? How can I still have the nerve to be a general? If I don't move, I'll go away."
