Yan Qi sat on the main chair, played with the armrests, and winked at Yang Ke: "Don't tell me, this chair is really nice to sit on. Deputy Prime Minister Yang, do you want to sit down and revisit your old place?"
Yang Ke was furious.
My heart aches.
This guy talks about Vice Prime Minister Yang and talks about revisiting his old place.
If you don't stimulate me, I will die.
Yang Ke snorted angrily: "You convened a ministerial meeting. What do you mean?"
Yan Qi asked: "How many books does our Shangshu Province have?"
Yang Ke rolled his eyes: "No need to ask, of course there are only six."
Yan Qi asked: "Which six departments are there?"
Yang Ke was very angry.
Why do you keep asking me these three-year-old questions?
What about official talk?
Yang Ke didn't answer.
Yan Qi stared at Yang Ke, half-smiling but not smiling: "I asked you something, why didn't you answer?"
Yang Ke was annoyed: "You asked questions knowingly, what should I answer? Do you just want to deliberately torment me, pretending that I can't tell?"
Yan Qi sneered: "Why are you deliberately tormenting you? Today is my first time taking office. As the Prime Minister, when I take office, shouldn't I go through a process? Isn't there a formality? Don't we still have a clerk's record? Let's How can the clerk record it without following a formality?”
"It's just like students who go to class every day and don't have to say: Thank you for your hard work, sir! Every time the yamen hears a case, they have to sing "Wei Wu". When the husband comes back from a busy day, the wife has to say "Thank you for your hard work, husband". What is this? This is called respect. , Doesn’t Deputy Yang even understand the word respect?”
Yang Ke was speechless by Yan Qi.
Yan Qi continued to educate: "In fact, I should not ask these questions, but you should take the initiative to report to me! But if you don't report, I can only take the initiative to ask you. I asked you, but you still find it annoying. You Do you have any respect for me? Huh?"
"I am the Prime Minister and you are the Deputy Prime Minister. How can we remain united if you disrespect me? How should we deal with the affairs of the Shangshu Province? It is really unreasonable! Are you very dissatisfied with the Emperor's appointment of me as the Prime Minister? It seems that you are not You are angry with me, but you are dissatisfied with the emperor."
"Well, the meeting is closed. After the meeting, I will go to the emperor to explain the matter now and ask the emperor to choose another worthy person."
Yan Qi stood up and ran out with long strides.
When Yang Ke heard this, his scalp exploded.
Yan Qi was clearly using the topic as an excuse.
Dissatisfaction with him was transferred to the old emperor.
This kid is very proficient in the magical skill of shifting the universe.
If you really want to go to the emperor, what's the point?
The Eight Kings are not at home now.
Who supports him?
Yang Keming knew that Yan Qi was making excuses, but there was nothing he could do.
The only way is to pretend to be a grandson and be submissive.
"Master Yan, wait."
Yang Ke hurriedly caught up and pulled Yan Qi's shoulder.
With his old arms and legs, how could he hold Yan Qi back?
Yan Qi lightly tapped his shoulder.
Plop!
Yang Ke fell to the ground and almost missed his waist.
"Ouch, it hurts!"
Yang Ke covered his waist and yelled.
Yan Qi stood in front of Yang Ke and yelled fiercely: "How can you be disrespectful to touch me in broad daylight? Are you trying to blackmail me?"
"No, no, no, Master Yan, I won't touch you, let alone blackmail you."
Yang Ke ignored the pain in his back and quickly got up: "Master Yan has misunderstood me. I respect Master Yan very much and admire the emperor even more. The emperor arranged for Master Yan to serve as the prime minister. It is the most suitable thing to know people and make good use of them."
Yan Qi said with a straight face: "Does Prime Minister Yang really think so?"
Yang Ke nodded hurriedly: "Of course."
"From the heart?"
“From the heart!
Yan Qi laughed loudly and said to the scribe: "Write it down. Write it down. Vice Prime Minister Yang's quotations must not be missing a word."
"yes!"
The clerk suppressed his laughter and wrote down the entire conversation.
Yan Qi sat down again and continued to pose: "Vice Minister Yang, what are the six departments?"
Yang Ke bit the bullet and pinched his nose and responded: "There are the Ministry of Personnel, the Ministry of Rites, the Ministry of Household Affairs, the Ministry of War, the Ministry of Punishment, and the Ministry of Industry."
Yan Qi nodded: "Who are the ministers of each ministry?"
Yang Kedao: "Tang Hanxiao, the Minister of the Ministry of Personnel, Zhao Qing, the Minister of Rites, Wan Liang, the Minister of the Ministry of Husbandry, Lin Ruoshan, the Minister of the Ministry of Industry, Qi Ying, the Minister of the Ministry of Punishment, Qi Ying, the Minister of the Ministry of War..."
Yan Qi frowned: "Who is the Minister of War?"
Yang Ke said: "The Minister of War is to be determined."
Yan Qi opened his eyes: "Why is the Secretary of the Ministry of War pending?"
Yang Ke was furious.
Aren't you asking knowingly?
Liao Zhan, the Minister of the Ministry of War, has been beaten to death by you, so where can you get the Minister of the Ministry of War?
However, since Yan Qi is willing to show off, Yang Ke can only cooperate.
"Sir Hui Yan, Liao Zhan, Minister of War, has been imprisoned for slandering Yin Fang and Huo Rong, and for being corrupt and perverting the law, and for accepting bribes. He should die in prison now."
"Oh! I remembered."
Yan Qi looked like he suddenly realized: "I have a bad memory, so I forgot about this matter. Fortunately, Vice Minister Yang reminded me."
Yang Ke said: "Master Yan is a noble man who often forgets things."
But I cursed in my heart: I forgot about your grandma.
Just pretend.
Yan Qi stared at Yang Ke: "But, Deputy Prime Minister Yang, I have a few words to say to you. How can such an important functional department like the Ministry of War not have a minister? Isn't this just a bunch of people without a leader?"
"I am leading the troops to fight outside and have no time to take care of the affairs of the Ministry of War. But can't Deputy Prime Minister Yang have some snacks? Why not elect someone with outstanding talents to serve as Minister of War? I said Vice Minister Yang, regarding the affairs of the Ministry of War , can you just serve some snacks? OK? Let me beg you."
Yang Ke is so annoyed.
No matter how many people I choose, you can't pass.
Are you still blaming me?
This kid used the topic to his advantage and put all kinds of shit on my head.
Yang Ke bit the bullet and said, "I have selected several capable officials, but since Master Yan is not in the capital, he cannot sign, so this matter can only be postponed."
"Oh I got it."
Yan Qi patted the table: "It turns out that I delayed the Minister of the Ministry of War. Hey, it's all my fault, I was too busy. It just so happened that we had time today to solve the problem of selecting the Minister of the Ministry of War. The Ministry of War is so How can an important department not have a minister?"
"Vice Minister Yang, where are the people you recommended? Call them up and I will make the decision myself."
Yang Ke was startled: "Now?"
Yan Qi nodded: "I have a lot of things to deal with every day, and of course I have to solve it as soon as possible. Find those people quickly. If possible, I will select one of them immediately and let him take office."
Yang Ke was stunned.
Is there such a good thing?
"Master Yan, did I hear you correctly?"
"What did you hear wrong?"
"You want me to find someone. If approved, he will take office immediately."
"Of course, absolutely right."
Yan Qi said: "Isn't it urgent now? It's a carrot that's about to be nailed into a hole. Find it quickly and stop being so long-winded, or I'll change my mind."
Yang Ke was overjoyed and pointed to Yu Mou, the minister of the Ministry of War: "Master Yan, I strongly recommend Yu Mou to be the minister of the Ministry of War."
