Xia Dongcao curled up her red lips: "I can't sleep, I'm bored, I want to chat with an adult."
Yan Qidao: "It's okay if you can't sleep, you can chat with me, but be sure to remember your belt and don't drop your pants."
Although Xia Dongcao is fierce, she was also made passive by Yan Qi's words: "Sir, you are talking nonsense again. If you don't chase me, I won't lose my pants."
Yan Qi chuckled: "I heard Hua Yi say that the straps of this culottes are glued, making it difficult to take off the pants."
"Huh? That..."
Xia Dongcao hurriedly explained: "My hakama is defective and my pants always fall off."
Yan Qi chuckled: "You still have your pants on?"
Xia Dongcao deliberately argued loudly to cover up her embarrassment: "I like to wear clothes, what can I do? This is called diligence and frugality."
Yan Qi laughed.
If we continue talking, Xia Dongcao will be exposed.
This girl is really fascinated by me.
Xia Dongcao was at a loss what to do: "Why are you laughing?"
Yan Qi pointed at his back: "Would you like to rub your back for me?"
Xia Dongcao spat: "I don't want to."
Yan Qi said: "I really can't reach my back. If you don't want to rub it, go out quickly. Don't delay things. I'll ask the maid to rub my back."
Xia Dongcao wanted to talk to Yan Qi, but when the maid came in, she couldn't chat anymore. After thinking about it, she came over, took the bath towel, and rubbed Yan Qi's back.
Yan Qi closed her eyes comfortably: "You are really stupid and bold. You are really not afraid that I will take you in."
Xia Dongcao spat: "It's not like I don't know what your lord did with Hua Yi in the afternoon. Your lord is exhausted now and wants to do bad things, but he is also powerless. What am I afraid of?"
Yan Qi chuckled: "Your inference would be absolutely correct if applied to other men, but it is completely wrong when applied to me."
Xia Dongcao was curious: "What's wrong?"
Yan Qidao: "Because, they all say that I am a donkey. Do you understand donkey?"
"Bah, bah, bah!"
Xia Dongcao blushed: "My lord is bragging again. I don't understand. I don't understand anything."
Yan Qi laughed loudly: "I don't know how you know I'm bragging?"
"Hey, sir..."
Xia Dongcao was so angry that she rubbed Yan Qi's back hard.
"oops!"
Yan Qi grimaced in pain.
There was actually a streak of blood on his back.
Yan Qi shouted: "It's broken, you've broken it for me! Xia Dongcao, are you scraping the bark? Tell me, did you do it on purpose?"
Xia Dongcao stuck out her sweet tongue: "I'm sorry, sir.
Man, I’m inexperienced and I used too much force. I didn't expect that the skin would be so thin, tender, and fleshy. "
"Stop doing this!"
Yan Qidao: "If you show your kindness, I will forgive you."
Xia Dongcao asked: "How do you express it?"
"You coax me."
"How to coax?"
"Well, tell me a joke."
"This is simple. I'm full of jokes."
"Full of jokes?"
Yan Qi rolled his eyes: "No, no, I don't listen to ordinary jokes. Here is one that will embarrass you. Hey, yes, I want to listen to a dirty joke."
Xia Dongcao spat: "My lord is acting like a hooligan."
Yan Qidao: "Will you know it? If you do something wrong, you have to make up for it! Why are you afraid of telling a dirty joke? You won't lose a piece of flesh."
Xia Dongcao thought for a while and nodded aggrievedly: "Okay then."
Yan Qidao: "It must be exciting, something I have never heard of, and it must be concise and to the point."
Xia Dongcao was full of confidence: "No problem, I just have an original joke."
Yan Qi was very excited: "Is it still original? Tell me about it."
Xia Dongcao said: "A man has long legs, so he has something to eat."
Yan Qi thought about it, looked at his legs, and laughed.
Xia Dongcao's beautiful eyes sparkled: "Sir, why are you laughing? I guess you can't."
Yan Qidao: "Can this still trouble me?"
Xia Dongcao was unconvinced: "Sir, answer me, men have long legs and eat the same thing."
Yan Qi said: "If a man has long legs, isn't he just a cake?"
Xia Dongcao covered her face and blushed: "Oh, sir, you are such a bad person, you even know this."
Yan Qi rolled his eyes and said, "Classmate Xiaocao, you are good at telling a dirty joke. I suddenly had an inspiration and I also have a dirty joke. Do you dare to listen to it?"
Xia Dongcao also risked his life: "My lord, just tell me and listen."
Yan Qi said: "If a woman has long legs, she should wear cosmetics."
Xia Dongcao thought for a long time, blushed and shook his head: "I can't think of it, please tell me."
Yan Qidao: "A woman's legs are long, isn't she just for lipstick?"
"Huh? Lipstick? Hahahaha..."
Xia Dongcao laughed so hard that her branches trembled and she couldn't close her mouth from ear to ear.
"Sir, you are so shameless, so shameless."
boom!
Laughing too hard.
The button on Xia Dongcao's chest collapsed again, revealing the mountains inside.
A piece of white greasy.
"Why……"
Xia Dongcao hurriedly put his hands on his shoulders to block the infinite scenery.
Yan Qi was excited when she saw it: "Speaking of Xiaocao, your pants fall off and your chest opens. I really doubt that you are deliberately trying to seduce me."
"What's intentional? Sir, you are really bad."
Xia Dongcao glared at Yan Qi and ran away shyly.
Yan Qi shouted: "When you come back, you haven't finished rubbing your back yet."
Xia Dongcao didn't even look back: "I won't go back, and I won't rub your back."
"Come back and I'll tell you something very important."
"What's up?"
"You and your father can see each other tomorrow."
"real?"
Xia Dongcao ran back in a hurry: "Sir, are you telling the truth?"
Yan Qi closed her eyes and looked like a nurturing uncle: "First rub your back, then rub out the purlin, I won't let you go."
Xia Dongcao was in a beautiful mood, and she didn't care about the slit on her chest, revealing her beauty: "I will make you feel comfortable and make you feel so good."
Yan Qi nodded: "Tell me a more exciting joke."
Xia Dongcao blushed like crazy: "Sir..."
…
Early the next morning, Yan Qi rushed to the Military Flying Eagle Regiment.
Zhao Yulin has taken office.
Last night, Zhao Yulin came to the Flying Eagle Regiment and got to know each of the subordinates of the Flying Eagle Regiment.
Zhao Yulin was very dissatisfied with these people, and they were all very dragging.
In the morning, Zhao Yulin held a morning meeting.
There were more than twenty generals in total, but only three or four came.
Moreover, these three or four people were uncooperative. When Zhao Yulin asked about the Flying Eagle Group, they resisted. Those who didn't know wouldn't, those who didn't understand didn't understand, and those who didn't want to do it wouldn't do it.
In short, he looks like an uncle.
Zhao Yulin was extremely dissatisfied.
Yan Qi rushed to the Flying Eagle Group, and Zhao Yulin complained to Yan Qi and told him what happened to the Flying Eagle Group.
"Seventh brother, these guys are so arrogant that they even bully students. I am a member of Qianhu of the Flying Eagle Regiment, and they dare to defy me in both ways. I really betrayed them."
Yan Qi smiled: "They used to be Zhang Yongwu's people, so naturally they won't take you seriously. Moreover, Zhang Yongwu will definitely pass the message to them secretly. Otherwise, how dare they be so arrogant?"
Zhao Yulin said: "Sir, I must repair them well."
Yan Qi asked: "How are you going to fix them?"
Zhao Yulin said: "I will drive them out of the Flying Eagle Regiment."
Yan Qi shook his head: "This is not good, very bad!"
