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Seeing the palace maid's expression of enjoyment and her shy look of refusing to welcome her, Zhao Yulin couldn't bear to tear her apart.
Why?
I played the flute for a long time, but the maid didn't even look at me.
Master Yan didn’t even need to play the flute, so he started playing it directly?
But the palace maid just did this.
Would you say it's irritating or not?
Yan Qi grabbed the palace maid's hand and warmed it on her chest for a while, then reached out to touch the palace maid's face: "Your skin is so good. What kind of skin care products do you use? It's more delicate than eggs."
The palace maid dodged slightly and avoided Yan Qi's hand.
Yan Qi put down her big hand and said with a smile: "Girl, your smile is so beautiful, like a flower. You must never smile again. If you smile again, I will start dancing."
The palace maid asked: "Where to dance?"
Yan Qi blinked: "My heart is beating."
"grown ups……"
The palace maid giggled.
Yan Qi took the opportunity to reach out again and gently caressed the palace maid's face: "Miss, there is a strand of hair on your face that blocks your peerless appearance. Let me help you tuck it away."
The palace maid looked shy and allowed Yan Qi to touch her cheek gently.
A face, red and purple.
Looking quite happy.
Zhao Yulin watched from the side, amazed.
Oh my gosh!
Master Yan is taking advantage of it now?
too fast?
Is Master Yan's trick of seducing someone clever, or is this palace maid too cheap?
After Yan Qi finished her performance, looking at Zhao Yulin's shocked expression, she snickered in her heart and ordered the maids to clean up the room.
Yan Qi smiled slightly at Zhao Yulin: "Have you learned it?"
"Master Yan..."
"I told you, you're welcome, it's too harsh."
"Seventh brother..."
Zhao Yulin danced anxiously: "Seventh brother, um, did you and this palace maid have an affair before?"
Yan Qi shook his head: "We don't have any legs, not even a hair on our legs."
"Then you've known each other before?"
"We just met for the first time."
"Brother Qi, you're not trying to trick me, are you?"
"I can't lie. If you don't believe me, just ask Commander Gao."
Gao Shangtian was also extremely impressed: "Junior brother, this is the first time Master Yan has entered the palace, and it is also the first time he has seen this palace maid."
"That's weird."
Zhao Yulin really couldn't help but said: "How could Brother Qi get started so quickly? I played the flute and performed some talents, but the palace maid turned a blind eye. Why? I
Can't figure it out. "
Yan Qi smiled: "What's so confusing about this? Just one sentence is enough to explain."
Zhao Yulin asked: "Which sentence?"
Yan Qi said: "A donkey's lips are not as good as a horse's mouth."
Zhao Yulin sweated profusely: "Why are you talking so much?"
Yan Qi smiled: "For example, a master calligrapher sells his proud work to a rag collector. Do you think the rag collector will regard the work as waste paper? Or as the essence of art?"
Zhao Yulin said: "It should be... treated as waste paper."
Yan Qidao: "A sword that can cut iron like clay is given to the long-term worker. The long-term worker can only use it to chop firewood. What is this called? This means that the donkey's lip is not the horse's mouth, and the good steel is not used on the blade."
Yan Qi pointed to the flute on Zhao Yulin's waist: "You play the flute and think you are very elegant and charming. It's a pity that the maids don't understand the flute or art. Who knows what you are playing? Moreover, in their hearts , maybe I have regarded you as a role model."
"ah?"
Zhao Yulin rubbed her hands and felt very enlightened: "No wonder I failed. Brother Qi is right, you are right. This broken flute is really useless. It cannot seduce girls, but it does not help."
He threw away the flute and crushed it to pieces.
Yan Qi smiled: "Look, you are excited again. This flute is a good flute, and you play it well. If you use this method on the oiran, the effect will be immediate. Use it on the court ladies who do not understand art. In this case, it’s like playing the piano to a cow.”
"It makes sense, it makes so much sense."
Zhao Yulin looked excited: "Um... Brother Qi, you don't have any acting talent, how did you seduced that palace maid? Brother Qi, please teach me, teach me."
Yan Qidao: "Just now, I succeeded in picking up girls. In fact, I used the three most basic tricks of the Thirty-Six Strategies to Pick Up Girls."
"Thirty-six strategies for picking up girls? Three basic tricks?"
Zhao Yulin danced excitedly after hearing this amazing method of picking up girls.
"Brother Qi, tell me quickly, what are the three basic moves?"
Yan Qidao: "Seven words: bold, careful, and thick-skinned."
Zhao Yulin had a dark look on her face: "What is this? To sum up, it doesn't mean it's shameless."
"Tch, what do you know?"
Yan Qidao: "Let me tell you, ordinary people, as long as they understand the true meaning of these seven words, picking up girls is just like playing."
Zhao Yulin curled her lips: "I don't believe it."
"You do not believe?"
Yan Qidao: "I just used bold, careful, and thick-skinned tricks to pick up that palace maid."
Zhao Yulin said: "I don't believe it."
"Don't believe it? Come on, come on,
Let me analyze it for you. "
Yan Qidao: "The first one: be bold! Think about it, these maids are surrounded in the palace like a prison, but the prison is a little bigger and more luxurious."
"As for them, they are in the prime of their youth. What girl is not good at conceiving youth? So, hehe, they also need men very much. Think about it, they won't even let eunuchs go. If there is a man, they will die of joy? "
"So, for these hungry palace maids, we must boldly seduce them. Is this right?"
Zhao Yulin's eyes widened: "That makes sense."
Yan Qidao: "Second: Be careful! Courage alone is not enough. If you don't follow the strategy, you will be stupid, bold, and noisy. You must be strategic, and you need to be careful."
"Look, those palace maids were wearing thin clothes just now, their bodies were shaking, and they were obviously very cold. At this time, I immediately grabbed their hands and put them on my chest to warm them, letting them feel that I cared about them. Isn't this thoughtfulness? "
Zhao Yulin slapped her thigh: "It makes so much sense, haha, the great road leads to simplicity, the great road leads to simplicity."
Yan Qidao: "Third: thick skin. This is the most important thing and must be tempered."
Zhao Yulin looked expectant: "Thick-skinned? How can I say this?"
Yan Qidao: "I touched the palace lady's face just now. Did the palace lady refuse?"
"yes!"
"She rejected it, do you want to continue?"
"This, hehe..."
Zhao Yulin: "It's so shameless to be rejected. I won't let her touch her down. I'll tell her to get out of the way."
"wrong!"
Yan Qidao: "This is because you have little experience. In my opinion, it's her business if she refuses, and it's my business if I touch her. I don't care if she refuses or not, I want to touch her anyway."
"Because, as we have deduced before, the palace maids are extremely hungry and short of men. They don't even let eunuchs go. How can they not like men?"
"So, they are just reserved, embarrassed, and instinctively refuse."
"At this time, if you give up halfway because of face, you would be called a fool."
"Look at me, how did I cope just now? Not allowed to be touched? I talked first and then touched her. Still not allowed to be touched? Find a topic to talk about for a while, touch her naturally, and keep touching her until she lets her touch her. ."
"So, be bold, careful, and thick-skinned. Do you understand these seven-character mantra?"
"Ouch!"
Zhao Yulin admired Yan Qi so much: "Listening to Brother Qi's words is better than reading more than ten years of books. Brother Qi is indeed a master of picking up girls. This level is a hundred levels higher than mine."
Yan Qi had a stinking look on his face: "They are all small tricks, not worth mentioning, not worth mentioning. Hehehehehehe!"
