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Tao Shen was confused: "Yes, why did Yang Ke wait for adults several days in advance? Maybe he has been waiting in the cold wind for several days."
Lin Ruoshan rolled his eyes: "Anyway, I agree with that sentence: showing courtesy for nothing, committing adultery or stealing, although I don't understand what he wants!"
Yan Qidao: "There are two main reasons why Yang Ke is so attentive to me."
"what reason?"
"The first reason is that because all the special agents of the Ministry of Internal Affairs are detained by us, Yang Ke cannot receive information about Goryeo. Although Yang Ke has great hands and eyes, he knows nothing about what happened in Goryeo. He is like How can a deaf person with long ears not be anxious? "
Tao Shen nodded vigorously: "What you said is absolutely true."
Lin Ruoshan asked urgently: "What is the second reason?"
Yan Qidao: "Yang Ke has always been good at calculations! He calculated that I would go to the pilgrimage on the tenth day, so he came early to show his courtesy. He just wanted to seize the initiative."
Lin Ruoshan scratched his head: "Take the initiative?"
Yan Qi smiled and pondered: "For example, he will use our words and deeds to observe what we have gained from this trip and whether we have succeeded."
"If he had observed that we had not succeeded, I am sure that he would have looked at us on the spot, ridiculed us, and then played me a hard book in front of everyone when I entered the pilgrimage."
Yan Qi smiled and took out a crumpled military order: "Do you remember this? This is the promise I was forced to make by Yang Ke: to go to Goryeo as an envoy, two tasks need to be completed. First, to re-integrate Goryeo. The territory of Dahua became a vassal state of Dahua. Second, the troops were permanently stationed in Goryeo."
"Hey, if I complete the task, I will be promoted to deputy prime minister; if I fail to complete the task, I will be dismissed from my official position, kicked out of the court, and will never be hired."
"If Yang Ke knew that I had not completed my mission, he would definitely force me to dismiss my position after reading my book in court. The Eight Wise Kings would also order a group of ministers to run against me. By then, even the emperor would not be able to protect me. Do you think it's miserable or not?"
Lin Ruoshan smiled beamingly: "It's miserable, it's so miserable. But the boss has completed the task. Not only did he surrender to Goryeo, but he can also permanently station the army. Even the military expenses are fully supported by Goryeo, and we don't have to pay a penny. This
Or overfulfilled the task? Now, the boss can be promoted to deputy prime minister. Hey, old man Yang Ke is going to be so angry. "
Yan Qi rolled his eyes: "Naive, you think Yang Ke is an idiot. If we fail to complete the mission, Yang Ke will definitely join forces with the Eight Wise Kings to depose me from the court. But, even if you complete the mission, do you think Yang Ke will be willing to gamble?" Are you willing to admit defeat and let me be promoted to deputy prime minister? Do you think this old fox is too good? "
Tao Shen's eyes widened: "How dare he not keep his promise?"
Yan Qi couldn't laugh or cry: "Keeping your promise? That's what a gentleman does. For a villain like Yang Ke, betrayal is his mission."
Lin Ruoshan said: "With the military order in hand, even if Yang Ke wants to betray his promise, there is nothing he can do. You can't just pretend that the emperor is blind, right?"
Yan Qidao: "It doesn't matter whether the emperor is blind or not. As long as Yang Ke knows the news in advance, he will have a suitable excuse to prevaricate us. Yang Ke greets me in advance, so he can watch my words and make preparations in advance."
Tao Shen said: "I am stupid, but I can't think of any excuse for Yang Ke to act rogue and prevaricate the Lord."
Lin Ruoshan chuckled: "Because you are a magnanimous gentleman, so naturally you don't understand how insidious people can use force to reason. But Yang Ke is different. In terms of insidiousness and cunning, he is second only to the boss..."
boom!
Yan Qi's kick flew out and hit Lin Ruoshan's trembling buttocks hard, causing Lin Ruoshan to cover her buttocks and scream in pain.
"Boss, you kicked my ass again..."
"Who is cunning and cunning? Can you speak?"
"Boss, I am telling the truth. If you are not cunning and cunning, how could you have plotted against Mr. Yang Ke?"
"That's what I call insidious and cunning? That's called being resourceful, okay? If you talk nonsense again, I'll seal your mouth with toilet paper. Do you believe it?"
Lin Ruoshan was so frightened that he covered his mouth: "Don't speak, never speak again."
Tao Shen looked at Lin Ruoshan playing tricks and found it funny.
What was originally a serious matter turned into a joke because of Lin Ruoshan.
"Ahem!"
Tao Shen coughed twice: "Sir, it seems that you are so insidious and cunning... Oh, wrong, not insidious and cunning... that... full of clever tricks, it should be full of clever tricks..."
Lin Ruoshan shouted: "Boss, Tao Shen also said that you are insidious and cunning. Kick his ass quickly. Come on!"
. "
Yan Qi raised his leg and kicked again, but it landed on Lin Ruoshan's butt.
Ouch!
Lin Ruoshan jumped three feet high in pain: "Boss, you were right, you kicked the wrong person."
Yan Qi snorted: "You're wrong, I'll kick you."
Lin Ruoshan looked pitiful: "Why did you kick me? It was obviously Tao Shen who said the wrong thing."
Yan Qi sneered: "It's not you who led Tao Shen into trouble, it's all your fault for having a bad start. Who will kick you if I don't kick you?"
Lin Ruoshan said: "Obviously Tao Shen has a dirty mind."
Tao Shen was anxious: "Damn fat man, you just said that I am a gentleman, why do you say that I have a dirty mind? You are a person who is not what I am, and I despise you."
"Oh, I..." Lin Ruoshan is so depressed.
Yan Qi and Tao Shen laughed.
Lin Ruoshan was furious: "Tao Shen, you have also become bad. I thought you were an honest person."
Tao Shen said: "Those who are close to black will be black. If I am with you every day, an honest person will become evil."
Lin Ruoshan was stunned for a long time and sighed: "It's all my fault. From now on, I can't afford to offend anyone."
Yan Qi smiled happily, like a child.
Tao Shen was also very happy. This kind of naughty bickering was really rare.
Lin Ruoshan did not dare to continue to pester and quickly changed the subject: "Boss, my ass is right here and can be kicked at any time. There is no rush. Now, I just want to know what excuse Yang Ke can find."
Tao Shen also listened attentively.
"It's not simple yet."
Yan Qi snapped his fingers: "I have done a great job in conquering Goryeo, so can't I be promoted to deputy prime minister? Yang Ke can use the prince's grand memorial ceremony and major busyness as an excuse to postpone the promotion of deputy prime minister, plus eight more If the wise king adds fuel to the flames, it will probably happen."
"Haha, as long as my promotion to deputy prime minister is delayed, under the operation of the Eight Wise Kings, it will be delayed again and again, and it will be delayed. Do you believe it?"
Lin Ruoshan suddenly realized: "Xin, I absolutely believe that you must strike while the iron is hot. If you drag it on, it will definitely turn yellow. What the boss said makes sense."
Tao Shen was speechless: "Insidious, really insidious. However, there should be nothing wrong with my garrison in Korea, right?"
