No one expected that Ha Xiuzhu's questions would be so tricky.
The emperor farts?
Everyone was in an uproar.
Yan Qi secretly praised He Xiuzhu for being smart and eclectic in writing topics.
He looked at the old man with a smile: "You just said that farts are vulgar things. Now, what do you say? Are the emperor's farts also so vulgar?"
"this……"
The old man is so angry.
He found that he had fallen into Ha Xiuzhu's trap and was being played by her.
This is great, how can we smooth things over?
The emperor's fart does stink.
But just because he is the emperor, he cannot be said to be smelly.
What.
Don’t want your head anymore?
Yan Qi stared at the old man and continued to ask: "You are talking, are the emperor's farts also extremely vulgar?"
"this……"
The old man hesitated: "Of course it's not... The emperor is extraordinary. How can he be... as vulgar as an ordinary person?"
Yan Qi laughed.
Everyone was laughing from ear to ear.
The old gentleman was so embarrassed that he gradually lost his mind and shouted at Pu Taili: "What is the topic? Don't waste your time. I don't have that much time."
Pu Taili shook the front and back twice: "I will compose a poem based on the emperor's farts. It should be elegant, artistic, and create a classic. Old gentleman, and this seventh son, please start. The first one to answer correctly will win."
"This... what kind of question is this? It's so weird."
The old man was very angry.
Farts already stink.
It’s not just flowers, plants, pavilions, how can it be called elegance?
This is bullshit.
The emperor’s fart is still fart.
What to do?
This question was completely beyond the old gentleman's expectations and made him feel dizzy.
Yan Qi calmed down and looked at the old man who was wandering around: "Are you anxious? Are you anxious? Are you upset?"
The old gentleman scolded: "Forget about your topic and don't talk to me."
Yan Qidao: "What am I thinking about? There's no need to think about it."
The old gentleman snorted: "You still have some self-awareness! It's useless for you to think about it. With my knowledge, I can't think of how to answer for a moment. You, a young boy with no background and culture, will naturally be even more There’s no chance, so why bother thinking about it, wouldn’t it be a waste of effort?”
Yan Qi chuckled: "I'm sorry, it's such a simple question. I don't even need to think about it. I already have the answer in my mind."
The old gentleman sneered: "You are bragging!"
"What are you bragging about? Forget it. I'm too lazy to talk nonsense with you. Seeing that you are so anxious, I will help you relieve your pain first."
Yan Qi stood on the high platform and signaled to Pu Taili
: "I have the answer."
"So fast?"
Pu Taili couldn't believe it, her beautiful eyes were filled with doubts, and she looked at Lin Ruoshan, her red lips opened and closed, quite questioningly.
Lin Ruoshan said: "Xiao Li, don't worry, the seventh boss is slow this time."
"Is this...slow?"
"That's right. It used to be done in seconds, but this time it's very low-key."
Pu Taili stuck out her red tongue, which was incredible.
The old gentleman became anxious, pointed at Yan Qi and shouted: "You are so arrogant, young man, you still want to deceive me. Do you really think I will believe your words? If you chant, I will make you reveal your true colors in front of everyone."
Yan Qiyin said.
"The towering golden buttocks exude precious aura, vaguely reminiscent of the sound of silk and bamboo, almost like the smell of musk orchid. Standing downwind, the fragrance is overwhelming."
When everyone heard it, they were absolutely amazed and applauded.
"So strong."
"Yeah, it's obviously just a fart, but it's described as beautiful by the seventh boss."
"Especially the sound of silk and bamboo, the taste of musk and orchid, it's simply wonderful."
…
Pu Taili smiled while hiding her face, looked at Yan Qi, and then at Lin Ruoshan, her eyes full of joy: "Are you really just... businessmen?"
Lin Ruoshan said: "I am indeed in business."
Pu Taili's beautiful eyes blinked: "How is that possible? Mr. Lin's talent and learning are already very good, but with my knowledge, I am not qualified to evaluate the knowledge of this seventh boss. I'm afraid, even my brother Pu Taixian is not qualified to evaluate it. ...I can only accept defeat."
Lin Ruoshan chuckled inwardly.
How could your brother Park Taixian be willing to be inferior?
It's obviously better to run away from home?
The old gentleman was stunned on the spot, as if he had been hit hard.
He couldn't believe it.
This young boy actually wrote an ode to farts in an instant.
You know, farts are useless and smell bad.
If you want to give a thumbs up to a fart, it’s as difficult as going to heaven.
However, this guy just came up with a fart ode, so appropriate and elegant.
How depressing.
Yan Qi stared at the old gentleman: "Can you admit defeat?"
The old gentleman held it in for a long time and gritted his teeth: "I...I give up."
Yan Qidao: "If you see me in the future, you will take a detour, remember?"
The old man looked ashamed and pointed at Yan Qi. He had no shame in staying here anymore. He didn't even care about Zhang Gang and ran away.
"Hey, Master, Master, don't leave. What will I do if you leave?"
Zhang Gang was so anxious that he didn't know what to do.
Lin Ruoshan stood up and waved his hand boldly: "Zhang Dajunqi, thank you for your luxurious sponsorship of 80,000 taels of silver. I accept this favor."
. I'm going to the gold private room to eat, drink and have fun. See you later. "
Zhang Gang stayed on the spot, his face was ashen, and he was so angry as he watched Lin Ruoshan and others enter the golden private room.
My brothers quit.
"Boss, just forget it?"
"We are the Flying Wolf Group, when have we ever received this insult?"
"That's it, look at that damn fat man's arrogance, holding Pu Taili's hand, touching him here and there, do you really think he is a person? Boss, don't you have a crush on Pu Taili? Why don't you snatch it back quickly?"
"Boss, what are you afraid of? With the strength of your family, what will happen if you kill someone? Well, if you do a good job, you can kill someone and take credit for it."
…
Zhang Gang looked fierce.
This tone is absolutely unbearable: "Brothers, we are like this, like this..."
Everyone smiled ferociously: "Boss, that's how it should be. These rich brats should be bled to let them know how powerful our Flying Wolf Group is."
Zhang Gang said viciously: "You won me 80,000 taels of silver? How can this be settled? You idiot, watch me blackmail you into ruin."
…
Golden private rooms are different.
It is said to be a private room, but in fact it seems to be an independent existence in Zuixin Building.
Lin Ruoshan ordered many girls, stood in the front row, and picked randomly.
As a man, he likes beautiful women.
Wang Tiechui and others are no exception.
At first, they could still be reserved. The woman sat in front of her, not daring to touch her, as shy as a child.
After three rounds of drinking.
This group of people got bolder, took action, and interacted with beautiful women.
Lin Ruoshan took Pu Taili and ran to the private room to have a heart-to-heart talk.
Yan Qi was drinking in the corner.
He is so handsome, so masculine.
Those flowers and plants came over and interacted with Yan Qi.
Touch and scratch, and send sweet kisses.
Yan Qi was pushed away by them.
This guy's taste is really too high, he's so vulgar and powdery that he can't be admired.
Although the girls wanted to eat Yan Qi's Tang Monk meat, they were pushed away and had no choice but to look at Yan Qi pitifully, with bright eyes and soft pity, and their mouths watered with greed.
Yan Qi will not be deceived by these actors.
No matter how you pretend to be pitiful, Seventh Brother can't lose his virginity.
He ran to find Wang Tiechui and warned: "Don't go out for a while. Even if you go out, take Huzi with you. Zhang Gang's gang of soldiers haven't left yet. These people bully the weak and fear the strong. They have no principles. I'm afraid you will suffer a loss."
Wang Tiechui nodded perfunctorily.
He was having a lively chat with his girl, and he was so excited that he almost peed, but he couldn't hear what Yan Qi was saying.
