Chapter 1385 Fart

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The old man held it in for a while and stared at Lin Ruoshan.

It seems incredible.

He didn't expect that Lin Ruoshan would have the courage to ridicule him.

Lin Ruoshan was stared at by the old man without any intention of retreating.

joke.

Are you staring at me and am I scared?

Don’t you know that Brother Qi is standing behind me?

With the boss behind me, I won't get pregnant even if you keep an eye on me.

The old man threatened Lin Ruoshan for a long time, but to no avail. He felt a little depressed. He widened his eyes and sneered: "You are so young, but you are so disrespectful to the elders. You are so incompetent."

Lin Ruoshan was unconcerned: "You are so young, you despise women, you despise guests, you are mean-spirited and mean-mouthed, do you think you have the qualities?"

The old man was furious: "You all are not in the mainstream..."

Lin Ruoshan blurted out: "Since you think we are all inferior, why should we be polite to you? I'm already giving you face by not calling you an old man."

As soon as this was said, everyone burst into applause.

"Master Lin has spoken out our feelings."

"He looks down on us, so why should we be polite?"

"Young Master Lin dares to say something that we don't dare to say. He is really powerful."



Pu Taili was so excited, she grabbed Lin Ruoshan's big fat hand, looked at him with beautiful eyes, and expressed indescribable admiration: "Master Lin speaks out for the little girl, and the little girl feels and admires him."

The old man was scolded by Lin Ruoshan twice in a row. He was in a bad mood. He who was rational just now also got carried away. He gritted his teeth and rushed towards Lin Ruoshan: "It's useless to talk more. Let's compete quickly. Little fat man, stand up. , I want to compete with you in knowledge."

Lin Ruoshan was not stupid, so there was no way he would compete with him.

This old man seems to be a strong man at first glance. If you compete with him, aren't you waiting to be beaten?

Lin Ruoshan snorted: "I never bully the elderly and infirm. That would be unfair. Even if I win, the victory will be in vain. So, I will just find any follower and roast you for a while." Let’s do it. Well... Boss Seven, come and deal with this old artist with both virtue and skill."

Yan Qi had already guessed what Lin Ruoshan was doing.

If you encounter a tough problem, you have to do it yourself.

Yan Qi stood up and gave Lin Ruoshan a high-five.

This high-five meant that Lin Ruoshan had successfully completed the task.

Leave the remaining matters to Yan Qi to take care of.

The old man sneered: "No matter who you replace, they will all be defeated by me."

Yan Qi smiled slightly: "What a coincidence, I thought so too."

The old man left no doubt: "If you lose, give all the money order

Give it back to me. "

Yan Qi said: "What if I win?"

The old man sneered: "You can't win."

Yan Qi rolled her eyes: "You are so confident."

The old man had a condescending expression: "Confidence comes from strength."

Yan Qi laughed: "Strength is bullshit."

"you……"

"What are you? Come on, what will happen if you lose?"

The old man hesitated for a moment: "If I lose, I will leave immediately and never bother you again."

"Hahaha, you really think I'm a child."

Yan Qi sneered: "I lost, and I want to return the money order to you in full. Haha, do you know how much silver the money order is? It's eighty thousand taels of silver. How big is this jackpot?"

"But if you lose, let me escape unscathed without any loss. What kind of bastard logic is this? How can there be any fairness?"

The crowd made a loud noise.

"Not fair, not fair at all."

"That's right, that's called using one's power to bully others."

"You are disrespectful to me."



The old man was very angry and stared at Yan Qi: "You have been lucky enough to fight me for three lives, and you are still not satisfied? Do you know who I am? I am..."

Yan Qi dismissed it: "I don't care who you are, I don't want to hear your name."

The old man was extremely embarrassed: "You..."

Yan Qi seemed to have no patience anymore: "Let me put down one sentence, if you don't want to play, just leave. Anyway, we will win with 80,000 taels of silver. I won't lose anything if you leave. If you want to play, just leave." Throw out the lottery, don't show any seniority, I only recognize the lottery, as for other things, hehe, I am a relative and don't recognize it."

The old man was very angry.

However, there is no way.

Eighty thousand taels of silver is too much. If you can't get it back, the head of the family will definitely be very angry.

Moreover, the source of these 80,000 taels of silver must be shady.

If someone gets caught, it will be a big deal.

The old man thought about it and had no choice but to grit his teeth: "If I lose, I will take a detour when I see you in the future. If I can't avoid it, I will bow three times to show respect."

Yan Qi snapped his fingers: "That's it."

The old man shook his head: "Hurry up and start, I want you to know what it means that there are people outside the world, and there is a sky outside the world."

Yan Qi didn't hesitate: "I'm anxious too, brothers are still waiting to enter the golden private room to eat, drink and have fun."

"Tough talk."

The old man pointed at Li Chengji:

"Take out your most difficult questions."

Li Chengji was pointed at and shouted at by the old man, but he did not dare to show his dissatisfaction for a long time: "Okay, I'll go right now, I'll go right now."

Suddenly I heard the voice of Orchid in the empty valley coming from upstairs: "Xiaoli, come up and get the question."

It was Ha Xiuzhu's voice.

Everyone followed the sound.

The sound came from upstairs, but no one saw anything.

Listening to the voice, Yan Qi also guessed that He Xiuzhu was a top beauty.

But hearing his voice but not seeing his person added a bit of mystery.

Park Taili hurried upstairs.

After a while, Park Taili came downstairs with the question in hand.

The old man waved his hand impatiently: "Hurry up and finish the question as soon as possible. I will be irritable if I stay in such a low-level place."

This is too ugly to say.

He was clearly trying to exaggerate his taste and make himself look extraordinary.

Pu Taili took the question and said softly: "This question is divided into front and back. Miss Ha Xiuzhu specially explained it. Please look at the front."

The old man said: "Bring it to me quickly. It's really wordy."

Pu Taili opened the front and showed it to the old man.

I saw one word written on it: fart!

Yan Qi laughed out loud when he saw the word "fart".

The old man's face turned purple from holding back, and he gritted his teeth: "It doesn't make sense, it really doesn't make sense."

Everyone reacted slowly and was stunned for a while before they understood.

"Oh, Miss He Xiuzhu was offended by the old gentleman. She gave him the word "fart", which clearly meant that he was farting."

"Just now, the old gentleman pretended to be noble and called everyone in Zuixin Building low-life. Miss He Xiuzhu was obviously angry, so she gave the old gentleman a bad word."

"Relieve your anger, it's so relaxing."



Yan Qi smiled from ear to ear.

This word "fart" is so sharp that it shows He Xiuzhu's extraordinary talent.

The old man looked at everyone laughing, his eyes were gloomy, and he looked up high: "I didn't expect that Miss He Xiuzhu has such a good reputation, but her words and deeds are so frivolous and dissolute. The word "fart" coming out of your mouth is enough to show that you have vulgar conduct. . Farts are stinking things, how can they wait for the elegant hall?"

Pu Taili said: "The old gentleman is too arbitrary. There is another side to this question that has not been shown."

The old man said: "Farts are vulgar things, how can they still smell good?"

Pu Taili pursed her lips and smiled, then opened the back side of the question.

It read: The Emperor farts!

Seeing these four words, the old man broke into a cold sweat.