Thanks to Brother Yinglu for your monthly ticket!
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Yan Qi was not in a hurry at all and drank tea leisurely.
Hu Zi asked Yan Qi: "When are we going to Zhongshu Province to show off our power?"
"That's well said."
Yan Qi snapped her fingers: "Even if there are many high-ranking officials in the Zhongshu Province, we brothers still have to hold our heads high and show off our authority. What? The Zhongshu Province is so awesome? Why don't I believe it?"
Huzi flattered him fiercely: "Brother Qi is so right. What the hell is Zhongshu Province? Brother Qi is the real one."
Depend on!
Yan Qi sweated profusely and kicked Hu Zi hard: "You kid scolded me."
"hey-hey……"
Huzi smiled sarcastically: "No, no, no, Brother Qi is really awesome at that B."
"Forget it, forget it, I won't argue with you."
"Brother Qi, shall we leave now?"
Yan Qi said: "Why are you so anxious? Let Mr. Yang Ke wait for me, you are so anxious."
Hu Zi had a sly smile on his face: "Yes, it doesn't matter whether he is Prime Minister or not, when you meet Seventh Brother, you must obediently wait for Seventh Brother to arrive."
Yan Qi nuzzled at Hu Zi: "Go and take a peek. What is that guy doing?"
"Dogs become mean?"
"Oh, you are so stupid. Gong Fajian's nickname is Dog Fajian."
"Seventh brother is talented, I'm going to see the dog become a bitch."
Huzi ran away quickly, and after a while, he ran back: "He hid in the sedan to keep warm."
Yan Qi said: "Go, bring the stink bomb developed by the Gewu Institute, and put it in the dog's humble sedan, and let him be a guinea pig to try something new. Hehe, you still want to be warm? Isn't it so cold that your nose will bubble with snot? , you are considered powerful."
"Brother Qi, you are so bad."
Huzi loves to play pranks, especially an evil official like Gou Fajian who has no bottom line and relies on human power. If you don't tease him, will he still have cubs?
Huzi took a stink bomb, climbed up the wall, and aimed at Gong Fajian's sedan.
Whoosh!
Stink bombs were thrown.
Huzi also learned from Daoshi, and his dart skills are very accurate.
boom!
The stink bomb followed the window and smashed into Gong Fajian's sedan.
"Hey, what the hell?"
Gong Fajian was sitting in the sedan chair, it was warm inside, his eyes were closed, and he was very comfortable.
He had finally made up his mind to kidnap Yan Qi into Shangshu Province.
"It's so warm."
Just as Gong Fajian took a comfortable nap, the stink bomb was thrown in.
"ah!"
Gong Fajian was very angry and didn't know what it was, so he bent down to pick it up.
boom!
The stink bomb exploded all of a sudden.
The stench was overwhelming.
This kind of odor is the accompanying gas of various odors. It is much smellier than body odor, fart odor, and rotten odor. One smell can make you faint.
Even a weasel can't stand the power of stink bombs.
"Forehead……"
Gong Fajian couldn't even breathe: "Help...help..."
Hearing the call, a group of guards hurried over and almost belched from the stench as soon as they opened the curtain.
The officers scrambled to drag Gong Fajian out.
"vomit!"
A bunch of people vomited wildly.
"Master Gong's farts smell so bad."
"It stinks so much, it's the biggest stinker in the world."
"Dang, ding, ding, stinky farts."
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Gong Fajian vomited the most violently, vomiting violently, his stomach cramped, and even gallbladder was about to be vomited out.
Hearing people saying that his fart smelled bad, Gong Fajian got angry and said, "It's not my fart. This is not a fart at all. I didn't fart it."
Shh!
Everyone booed, no one believed it.
"Hey, it really wasn't me who farted, vomit..."
Gong Fajian still wanted to argue, but he had acid reflux in his stomach and continued to vomit.
After vomiting for a long time, I finally recovered.
After struggling for a while, his face turned pale, his limbs were limp and weak.
Gong Fajian smelled bad, and everyone stayed away from him.
He couldn't bear it anymore and wanted to hide in the sedan and take off his clothes. However, the smell inside the sedan was so stinky that it could kill someone.
"Come around and help me change my clothes. Come on, boy, take off your clothes and put them on for me."
Gong Fajian gave orders to several officers.
Although the guards disliked the smell, they had no choice but to cooperate with Gong Fajian, forming a circle and waiting for him to change clothes.
Even though I changed my clothes, I still smelled bad.
This odor is a mixture of various rancid odors, which is unbearable.
Gong Fajian was furious: "Yan Qi, you dare to make trouble, you will make me angry."
Squeak!
The door opened.
Yan Qi stood up, looked at Gong Fajian, and angrily said to him: "What are you doing? How can you stand in front of my door and yell? If you want to wait for me, just wait for me obediently. If you don't wait for me, leave. Don't disturb the people, okay?" Okay? You are also an official of the Ministry of Education, and you are well-read in poetry and books, so why don’t you have any quality?"
"I……"
Gong Fajian was beaten by Yan Qi and had no way to refute. He scolded angrily with a livid face: "Yan Qi, you have done me a lot of harm. You are indeed a despicable person."
Yan Qi pretended to be innocent: "Why did I harm you?"
Gong Fajian said: "It's all your fault that I stink so bad."
Yan Qi held her head high: "You must speak with evidence. You said it was me. Where is the evidence? Witnesses or physical evidence are fine. You can bring them out."
"evidence……"
Gong Fajian is about to cry but has no tears. How can he have any evidence?
Thinking of that stinky egg, Gong Fajian ran to get it.
However, the rotten egg has exploded and turned into stench, so there is no clue.
Yan Qi snorted: "Well, Gong Fajian, you are acting mischievously at my door, refusing to leave without any evidence, and you are slandering me as a despicable villain. What a pity for you. Are you people from Shangshu Province so overbearing? Just Are you bullying me, a little person who has just taken office, for no reason? My fellow villagers, please judge me. Hey, Mr. Gong has a strong backing and uses his power to bully others. I can't afford to offend him."
The onlookers pointed and pointed.
"That's right, Gong Fajian went too far."
"Bullying Mr. Yan is new here. He wants to give others a show of strength and uses his power to bully others. We can't stand it anymore."
"The dog has become a bitch, and you have indeed become a bitch."
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Gong Fajian is so angry.
Being tricked by Yan Qi was so cruel, now his reputation was ruined.
He glared at Yan Qi: "You are cruel."
Yan Qi looked innocent: "How could I not be as ruthless as you? You blocked my door and slandered me wantonly. My little sweetheart was so frightened that he was jumping around."
Gong Fajian couldn't stand Yan Qi's pretending to be pitiful.
Damn you, you are so arrogant, you just pissed on my face, and you pretend to be a weakling, are you disgusting?
Gong Fajian did not dare to continue to be serious about this topic. Now he had fallen into Yan Qi's trap. The more serious he was, the more passive he became.
He hurriedly changed the subject: "Yan Qi, it's getting late. Follow me to Shangshu Province to report. If you dare not follow me, I..."
boom!
Before he could finish speaking, Yan Qi slammed the door and hit Gong Fajian on the head, making him dizzy.
"Yan Qi, you...you make me angry."
Gong Fajian screamed.
Yan Qi's hearty laughter came from inside: "Please wait slowly. I kindly remind you that the weather is cold, so don't freeze."
Gong Fajian was angry and angry.
After being reminded by Yan Qi, he suddenly felt extremely cold.
"Ah owe!"
Gong Fajian yawned, and his nose sprayed all over his face.
Disgusting.
