The beauty of the West Lake is magnificent.
The light rain has stopped, and the light waves are scattered.
"So lovely!"
The three beauties Qiuxiang, Shuang'er, and Hua Yi looked at the scenery of the lake and mountains, chattering and clapping their hands happily.
The three beauties are all national treasure-level ruthless characters. Their smiles are so "romantic" that they attract the attention of talented people and beautiful women.
Once you see it, you will never be able to take your eyes away again.
The talented men all drooled with greed, and the beauties widened their eyes, looking envious and jealous.
"I never expected that I would meet such a beautiful woman."
"Moreover, there are three beauties, national treasures."
"These three beauties are so stunning, even compared to Miss An Qing, who is erudite in Confucianism, they are no less impressive."
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The wits drooled for two feet.
Finally, they saw something particularly infuriating.
"Wait a minute, gentlemen, have you seen it? There is a man standing next to the three beauties."
"Yes, who is this man? What a blessing."
"Could he be the husband-in-law of these three beauties?"
"Impossible, that guy is mediocre, why should he have three beauties?"
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Yan Qi heard this and didn't think anything of it: Tsk, you still think I'm mediocre? Brother Qi, don’t you know that you are jealous of me?
Hehe, the more jealous you are of me, the more chic I become.
Qianqi monkey!
Those beauties gradually focused their eyes on Yan Qi.
"Oh, what a handsome young man."
"The bronze skin, clear eyes, and elegant face are so lethal."
"No, I was shot through the heart by his arrow."
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A group of talented people stared at Qiuxiang, Hua Yi and Shuang'er and made comments, while the beauties looked at Yan Qi with lustful expressions and looked like a nymphomaniac.
Their appearance instantly became the focus of everyone's attention.
There is a talented man who has a lively mind and turns his eyes, thinking about how to hunt for beauty and attract the attention of beauties.
A talented man said: "Now, Wang Heng, a person from the capital, has listened to Jie Jieyuan's teachings."
"Going down to Lishu again, I am a classmate with Brother Wang, and I am also lucky enough to get the guidance of Xie Jieyuan. Hey, it's just a trivial matter, so don't mention it, don't mention it."
After hearing this, all the talented men and beauties admired him.
Yan Qici had no reaction.
Qiuxiang, Shuang'er,
Hua Yi and the other two people gathered around Yan Qi, chatting and joking cordially without even glancing at Wang Heng and Li Shu.
Wang Heng was anxious.
Why did these three beauties still not react when I mentioned Xie Jieyuan's name?
This is not shocking enough.
Wang Heng cleared his throat and deliberately asked Yan Qi: "This brother, Xie Jieyuan is very powerful."
Yan Qi pretended to be stupid: "Xie Jieyuan? Who is Xie Jieyuan?"
Then he asked Qiuxiang and the others: "Have you heard of it?"
Qiuxiang and the three of them pursed their lips and smiled, saying in unison: "I haven't heard of it."
Oops!
I unexpectedly met a group of people who had never seen the world and didn't even know Jie Jieyuan.
Ignorance!
Wang Heng, the B, didn't pretend to understand, but the beauty wouldn't give in unless she teased her.
It seems that the only thing left is to recite poems.
Wang Heng cleared his throat, attracting the attention of Qiuxiang, Shuang'er, and Huayi, and coughed slightly: "Brothers, the beautiful scenery of West Lake is very beautiful, and it touches the heartstrings of talented people like us. Why don't we write a few poems to add some talent to West Lake? ,how?"
When the talented people heard this, they were very excited.
What a wonderful thing it is to be able to show off in front of a beautiful woman and get her favor.
It's like making friends. Rich people rely on money, pretty boys rely on looks, martial arts practitioners rely on kung fu, and talented people, of course, rely on poetry.
Because, apart from reciting poetry, I can’t do shit.
Li Shu fanned the flames and created an atmosphere: "Gentlemen, please, don't be polite, just sing. Brother Wang, I know that you have been taught by Xie Jieyuan, you are talented, and you have great words."
Wang Heng had a proud smile on his face: "Brother Li, I can't do it, so you should come. All talented people, why don't we come together."
Most of the talented people are ordinary talented people. Their talents are only a millimeter or two higher than ordinary people. They have been holding back for a long time, their cheeks are red, they are scratching their heads and ears, and they have no good poems.
What's more, with the beauty in front, I was very nervous. It was too difficult to hold back a poem.
Yan Qi stood on the edge of the West Lake and listened with great interest.
He knew very well that the purpose of Wang Heng and Li Shu's poems was to attract bees and butterflies and attract a few beautiful girls.
However, with their 'talent', if they want to impress Qiuxiang and the others, they may have no chance in this life.
Everyone has been holding it in for a long time, but there are still no good poems.
Seeing that no one could hold back a word, Wang Heng felt secretly happy in his heart and arrogantly chanted: "Great West Lake, West Lake is great, there are lotuses in the Great West Lake, and there are toads on the lotus."
, poke and jump. "
Those talented people applauded and applauded: "What a poem, what a poem, Wang Heng is really talented, I can't wait to catch up."
Wang Heng was very proud and asked his friend: "Brother Li, I'm going to give you some advice. Next, please give me some advice."
Li Shu, who had been brewing his emotions for half a year, raised his head, pointed in the direction of Leifeng Tower, and chanted loudly: "From a distance, the Leifeng Tower looks dark, and it is thinner at the top and thicker at the bottom. If you turn the Leifeng Tower upside down, it will be thinner at the bottom and thicker at the top."
Everyone was shocked and applauded warmly.
Yan Qi burst out laughing after hearing this.
day!
What the hell is this?
Just this crappy doggerel, Brother Qi, I can do a hundred of them in one minute.
These talented people, they are clearly jackals.
I couldn't bear to hear it anymore.
Qiuxiang, Huayi and Shuang'er couldn't help laughing.
This is the first time in my life that I have heard such a crooked poem.
The donkey's head is not right.
When Wang Heng and Li Shu saw the three beauties Qiuxiang, they were very unfazed. There was a hint of ridicule in their beautiful eyes. They couldn't lose face and continued to write poems.
However, they are not very talented. They either cannot compose, or their words do not convey the meaning, or their poems are deficient and blind, completely incompatible with the beautiful artistic conception of West Lake.
Shuang'er, Huayi, and Qiuxiang couldn't help but smile as they watched the talents scratching their heads and scratching their heads anxiously, looking at each other.
When those talented people saw the reactions of Qiuxiang and the others, they blushed and were very embarrassed, especially being laughed at by beautiful women. They were quite embarrassed. What's more, they were three beauties who were national treasures.
Looking at the three top beauties, surrounding Yan Qi, with friendly expressions, touching, scratching, and interacting with each other, I became even more angry.
This guy is actually surrounded by three beauties. Look at us, there are all crooked melons and bad dates. How tragic?
Yan Qi didn't want to embarrass the great talent Wang and Mr. Li Shu.
How many brain cells will this waste?
Some beauties do not belong to you. No matter how hard you try, you will not be favored by beauties.
Taking the beauty away is a sign of kindness to Wang Heng, Li Shu, and all the talented men.
There is a saying that goes well, out of sight, out of mind.
Looking at plum blossoms may not quench your thirst.
It is a kind of mercy for you to eat delicious food and not smack your mouth in front of hungry people.
Yan Qi must be merciful to the end and take away the three beauties Qiuxiang.
Who makes Seventh Brother so kind?
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