Yan Qi pouted: "Isn't it okay to stay at your house for one night? Is this too much to ask for?"
"this……"
Tian Gongyu blushed for a moment and immediately returned to normal: "My house is small and messy. I'm really afraid of being rude to Mr. Yan. I don't think it's better than this. I'll find you a spacious and bright house to live in temporarily. What do you think?" "
Yan Qi shook her head: "If I don't go, I'll stay at Dr. Tian's house. I don't mind your house being small. Anyway, as long as there is a bed, I can live there."
"Why……"
Tian Gongyu's lips were raised and his eyes were blurry. A man who behaved like a little girl when he was confused made people suspicious.
However, the obvious Adam's apple and flat chest are all male characteristics.
And Dr. Tian’s voice has a masculine accent.
Hey, the male rabbit's feet are twitching, the female rabbit's eyes are blurry, and the two rabbits are walking next to each other. How can they tell whether I am male or female?
It’s so difficult!
Yan Qi would not give up so easily and continued to pester: "I have worked so hard and saved your life. Why can't I just stay at Dr. Tian's house for one night? Mr. Tian, you are so uninteresting."
"It's not that Mr. Yan is not allowed to live there, but..."
Tian Gongyu whispered: "I only have one bed in my house."
Yan Qi blurted out: "What's wrong with the same bed? Let's sleep together."
Tian Gongyu jumped up: "Sleep together?"
Yan Qi looked calm: "Isn't it okay to sleep together? We are both men, and we are not a man and a woman. Can I still eat you? Hey, Mr. Tian, you are not a woman, are you? You are so resistant .”
"How could I be a woman?"
"Then it's totally unreasonable for you not to let me live there."
"That...okay then."
Tian Gongyu puffed out his flat chest and said bravely, "Okay, Mr. Yan, please come home with me. However, my family is very shabby, so Mr. Yan can only feel aggrieved."
"No matter what grievances or grievances you have, as long as you have a bed, everything will be easy to discuss."
Tian Gongyu took Yan Qi home.
The sky is dark now and it's not quite bright yet.
The two walked back and passed a small forest.
Tian Gongyu crossed his legs and kept looking into the woods.
Yan Qi smiled evilly: "Mr. Tian, do you want to relieve yourself?"
"ah?"
Tian Gongyu was stunned for a moment, blushed, and nodded: "I am really anxious after floating on the sea for so long."
Yan Qidao: "Why are you looking around in a hurry? Just pee here. There is no one in the wilderness here. As long as you don't look up, there are toilets everywhere."
"it's here?"
"Yes, what are you afraid of? Are you afraid of me? You are not a girl."
"Hey...that..."
Tian Gongyu blinked: "I'm not used to it. Mr. Yan, wait here for a while. I'll go in and relieve myself first."
Yan Qi waved her hand: "Okay, then go ahead."
Tian Gongyu entered the woods.
Yan Qi deliberately waited for a while before suddenly running in.
He had no inclination to peek.
However, he had to confirm whether Tian Gongyu was a boy or a girl.
If he were a man, he would stand and hiss.
If she were a woman, she would squat there and pee.
This time, it is clear at a glance.
He quickly got in, just in time to see Tian Gongyu's back.
Yan Qi was disappointed for a while.
Because Tian Gongyu stood there with his back turned to him.
I go.
Could it really be a man?
"Mr. Tian..." Yan Qi called softly.
"Ah? How did you get in? Get out, get out."
Tian Gongyu screamed in shock, quickly fastened his belt, and looked back at Yan Qi, blushing like a drunken man.
Yan Qi was confused.
They are all men, why are you so excited?
Seeing Tian Gongyu's exaggerated reaction, Yan Qi once again felt a glimmer of hope.
Yan Qidao: "Mr. Tian, I also want to relieve myself."
Tian Gongyu lowered his head: "Then you...then relieve yourself. I'll go out first."
Yan Qi said: "Don't go, I'm afraid, please stay with me first."
Tian Gongyu said: "Are you afraid? You have killed so many Japanese pirates and you are not afraid."
Yan Qidao: "I'm not afraid of people, but I'm afraid of ghosts. Listen, the rustling of the wind sounds like the sound of a ghost."
"Hey, Mr. Yan, stop talking, I'm afraid."
Tian Gongyu was so shocked that he trembled all over.
At this moment, the sky is still hazy, the sea breeze is howling, the leaves are rustling, and it really sounds like a ghost.
Tian Gongyu thought about hiding out, but was afraid of ghosts and did not dare to go out. He stood behind Yan Qi and turned his back.
Listening to Yan Qi's hissing, his heart was filled with ups and downs.
While Yan Qi shushed, he turned back to talk to Tian Gongyu: "Why are you covering your face? Isn't it just to pee? There are so many people in the bathhouse, you can see everything. Come, come and take a look, I don't do this. Small."
"I do not watch."
Tian Gongyu was so shocked that he quickly covered his eyes.
"Haha, you are so boring. You are obviously a man, but you feel like a woman in your heart."
The more Yan Qi saw Tian Gongyu's frightened look, the more suspicious he became.
This fellow was so obscene that he ran to the big tree where Tian Gongyu had been booing just now, squatted down, and watched carefully.
Not to mention, he discovered something different.
When a man urinates, part of the tree will be sprayed with water.
However, Tian Gongyu was standing under the big tree and peeing, but he didn't get wet under the big tree, but instead got water on a bunch of grass.
This is strange.
No matter how you analyze the angle of peeing, it is unscientific.
This guy was squatting there, studying with gusto.
Tian Gongyu looked back and was stunned when he saw Yan Qi squatting where he was, studying the shameful thing.
"Master Yan, you... are you a pervert?"
"ah?"
Yan Qi was not embarrassed at all: "No, I'm normal. How can I be abnormal?"
Tian Gongyu said tentatively: "Then do you have any special... special hobbies?"
Yan Qi scratched his head: "No, I like women. Is this a special hobby?"
Tian Gongyu summoned up the courage to ask, "Then what are you squatting there studying?"
"oh."
Yan Qi said: "There is a bunch of dog urine there, let me see if I can eat it."
"Dog urine coating is poisonous, how can you eat it?"
Tian Gongyu felt relieved now.
If Mr. Yan is really a pervert, what will he do next?
Along the way, Tian Gongyu lowered his head and did not dare to speak.
Yan Qi rambled on and on.
Finally returned to Tian Gongyu's home.
"Master Yan, please come in. The room is small, so don't dislike it."
Tian Gongyu opened the door and asked Yan Qi to come in.
Yan Qi walked in and saw that the house was very clean. Although it was small, it was very neatly planned.
Yan Qi smiled and joked: "Mr. Tian, you said that a grown man cleans the house so well, I really admire you. You are so good at housework, you must be a woman, right?"
Tian Gongyu's bright eyes flashed and he denied it: "How could it be a woman? I... I'm just Aijie."
