Peng Ran was as happy as a child at his age.
Wan Niang was both happy and worried: "But, of course, Mrs. Zhang's fierceness is really hard to mess with. She is too extreme."
Peng Ran thought of Zhang's fierceness, his scalp was numb, and he was also a little frightened.
Yan Qi smiled: "Do you want my help?"
Peng Ran asked: "How can Mr. Yan help?"
"Ha ha!"
Yan Qi smiled narrowly: "The soft ones are afraid of the hard ones, the hard ones are afraid of the horizontal ones, and the horizontal ones are afraid of the life-threatening ones. This is life-threatening..."
Peng Ran and Wan Niang asked together: "What are you afraid of if you don't care about your life?"
Yan Qi pointed to his nose: "Afraid of me!"
"ah?"
"Master Peng, Niang Wan, you are like this..."
Peng Ran and Wan Niang were startled: "You want us to come and get married?"
Yan Qi snapped her fingers: "Why are you surprised? Do as I say and see how I deal with that shrew Zhang."
"this……"
Wan Niang was looking forward to it, but she was particularly embarrassed: "Is this possible? Ran Ran, Ran Ran, please say something."
Peng Ran flicked his sleeves: "Xiaowan, let's just listen to Mr. Yan. I'll send someone to get the incense and candles. Let's get married. I want to marry you."
…
Keep everything simple.
Yan Qi sent people to look for Hu Zi and asked Huaxinghui to help purchase it.
There were many people in the Huaxing Club, and three children divided five into two. At noon, a cart of things was brought in, all of which were necessary items for a wedding.
The servants looked at the busy scene and people coming and going, not knowing what was going on.
Ms. Zhang was still sleeping in the front yard and didn’t know anything.
Everything is ready in the back garden.
The small house was decorated with lights and colorful decorations like a new house.
Peng Ran and Wan Niang both put on newlywed clothes.
As expected, the man is talented and the woman is beautiful.
Huzi and others stood on both sides and cheered loudly.
Wan Niang looked like a shy girl, and Peng Ran also blushed, like a shy big boy.
Yan Qi winked.
Bang bang bang!
People outside received the signal and set off firecrackers with bang, bang, bang.
This time, the servants were all alarmed.
They all came running over with a huff.
"What happened?"
"We are all moving away, and there is no happy event. Why are there so many happy words hanging everywhere in the back garden?"
"Look, it seems like someone is getting married."
…
The servants and guards were particularly surprised. They ran over to take a look and were shocked.
"Ah, it's Master Peng."
"Master Peng, why did you become the groom?"
"The bride is..."
"Oh, isn't this...isn't this Wan Niang?"
"What, the bride is Wan Niang?"
…
The servants were astonished, and the two-foot-long monk was confused.
Peng Ran said loudly: "If you haven't invited Ms. Zhang, I'm going to tell you that I'm going to marry Wan Niang and ask her to come over to see her."
"Huh? What?"
"You want the madam to come over to greet you? That would be a big surprise."
"It's over, it's over, the house is going to be demolished."
…
A bunch of servants roared away.
Ms. Zhang was sleeping. The female guard beside her was brought from her parents' home. She hurriedly came over to wake Ms. Zhang up.
"Madam, it's not good, the master is getting married."
"Married? This old beast, he dares."
Mrs. Zhang was still holding the cigarette in her mouth. She was so shocked that she sat up suddenly and yelled: "This old beast, I haven't seen you for several months, and he got the courage to say, who is this vixen?"
The female guard said: "It's Wan Niang."
"Okay, it turns out to be Wan Niang's shameless person."
Mrs. Zhang cursed loudly: "This shameless thing from Wan Niang, the shabby shoes from Luohuafang, who has been raped by so many men and whose pussy has been fucked to pieces, dares to raise her tail in front of my mother? Let me see if I don't tear her pussy to pieces."
"Bring someone with you, let's go kill this couple."
Mrs. Zhang grabbed a large kitchen knife, took a group of guards, and rushed to the back garden like a mad dog.
…
Peng Ran and Wan Niang watched helplessly as Mrs. Zhang ran over like a mad dog.
Mrs. Zhang waved her kitchen knife and shouted: "Peng Ran, you old beast, you are so embarrassed in front of me, do you think I am a vegetarian? Believe it or not, I chopped off that thing in your crotch and fed it to the dog?"
"And that bitch who sells sex in a brothel, you have a dirty hooves that is beaten by thousands of people, but you are worthy of marriage? Look at how I scratched your face."
Zhang was extremely fierce, like a mad dog, gesticulating and commanding the guards to rush forward.
The group of female guards were also used to being arrogant. They screamed and rushed towards Wan Niang.
Wan Niang was frightened.
Peng Ran also quickly protected Wan Niang.
Yan Qi winked at Hu Zi.
"grass."
Hu Zi really disliked these girls. They were swearing and full of foul language. They stunk more than the stones in the pit.
No matter how bad of a man you are, you won't scold someone so harshly.
Huzi and others are not jealous.
No matter whether you are a man or a woman, in his eyes, there is no distinction between gender.
After traveling around the world for a long time, how can you be afraid of trouble?
Huzi and others opened the fishing net, and four people pulled the four corners and circled it.
These female guards were trapped in the fishing net like rotten fish and shrimps, and they kept jumping around.
"Brothers, let them be arrogant and kick them hard."
A group of people rushed forward, punching and kicking him.
But everyone knows the right amount, just a kick in the ass.
This kick made the female guards scream.
Huzi waved his hand and asked everyone to remove the net.
Yan Qi looked at the group of female guards with bruises and swollen faces: "Is it fun to work for a tiger? If you don't accept it, come again."
Female guards have always been arrogant and arrogant.
Never had any trouble.
Unexpectedly, today, a group of blind people beat them up.
That's not bad.
Zhang pulled her neck and yelled, pointed at Yan Qi, and shouted: "You bastard, who are you? Do you want to mind your own business?"
Yan Qidao: "Haha, Wan Niang is my third aunt. This time, I will escort Wan Niang in to marry Master Peng. Zhang, let me tell you, today, Wan Niang's affairs are my decision. I will take charge of this marriage." Take care of it till the end.”
"You kid is meddling in other people's business. See if I don't chop off your head. You're so numb. I'll chop off that bitch Wan Niang's head first."
Mrs. Zhang screamed, brandishing her kitchen knife, and rushed towards Wan Niang.
Yan Qi rushed over, grabbed Zhang by the collar, and raised his hands high.
Bang bang!
A slap in the face with a big mouth.
If you take action, you will see blood.
This is cruel!
Zhang was slapped so loudly that his mouth and nose started to bleed.
His cheeks were swollen like a pig's.
Peng Ran watched from the side, terrified.
In my heart, I was secretly applauding.
For so many years, he has been submissive, enduring and living an ignoble existence, allowing Mr. Zhang to dominate him.
To put it bluntly, Mrs. Zhang pooped in his mouth, but he didn't say a word and had to swallow it.
Mrs. Zhang asked him if it was delicious.
Peng Ran even had to agree happily: "It's delicious, it's really delicious."
Therefore, over the years, due to habit, Peng Ran had a lingering fear of Zhang.
Seeing Mrs. Zhang rushing over with a kitchen knife, Peng Ran's first reaction was not to grab the knife, but to run away.
How embarrassing.
Now, watching Yan Qi grab Zhang's mouth and slap it back and forth, it's really not that satisfying.
