Jie Siwen stared at Yan Qi, looking up and down, left and right.
Yan Qi put on a cool pose: "Did you find that I am handsome? I have to say, you are really discerning."
day!
Do I think you are handsome? Is it okay to brag so unscrupulously just because you are handsome?
Jie Siwen jumped up angrily: "You little book boy, if you don't learn well, you dare to lie. It's still a big lie."
Yan Qi was very depressed: "I am very honest and pay attention to personal cultivation. When did I lie?"
Jie Siwen sneered: "You said you were right about the second line. If you weren't lying, what were you?"
Yan Qiyi spread his hands: "I was indeed right."
"Are you a liar?"
Jie Siwen shook his head: "Don't say it's you. Even if everyone here is full of knowledge, I'm afraid they won't be right for a moment. You say you are right? If I believe it, I will be the biggest fool in the world. Everyone, do you believe it? ?”
Everyone shook their heads, expressing disbelief.
After all, they all have a college education and haven't figured it out yet. This little book boy doesn't even know how to pronounce the second line.
In other words, he thought he got the second line right, but it didn't make sense.
Yan Qi was very calm: "I said you are a big fool..."
Jie Siwen was furious: "Who do you call a fool?"
Yan Qi had a smirk on his face and stared at Jie Siwen: "The reason why I can get it right so quickly is because I got inspiration from you."
"The inspiration I gave you?"
"Yes."
Jie Siwen didn't want to be entangled anymore. He would choke to death eight times after talking to this book boy for ten sentences.
Jie Siwen read the first couplet aloud: "Fine steel does not make hooks."
Yan Qi pointed at Jie Siwen and blurted out: "A good dog doesn't block the way."
"ah?"
Jie Siwen was extremely surprised: "I came out against you. He actually came out against me. A good dog should not be a dog? A good dog should not block the way? Oh my god, he actually called me a dog."
He came back to his senses, glared at Yan Qi, and jumped up angrily: "Who are you calling a dog?"
Yan Qi ignored the frantic Jie Siwen and said to everyone: "Fine steel does not serve as a hook, and good dogs do not block the road. What a complete couplet, and the meaning is so consistent! Everyone, you are all educated, what do you think of this couplet? ?”
Kong Chen was the first to say, "I think it fits very well. The fine steel hook is a good match, which means don't look for trouble and don't get involved. Haha, a good dog doesn't block the road. Of course, it also has a general meaning. It's so vivid and easy to understand. It's a wonderful pairing." , wonderfully right.”
Everyone was also amazed.
"You and I both know that a good dog stays out of the way, but why didn't we think of it?"
"Hey, Jie Siwen is standing at the door. He really looks like a dog, blocking the road. This couplet is very knowledgeable."
"The book boy is awesome, I want to give him a thumbs up."
…
Everyone nodded.
Jie Sanjia was also shocked for a moment. He stared at Yan Qi up and down. After thinking for a long time, he asked Kong Chen: "Is he really your book boy?"
Kong Chen smiled and said nothing.
Only then did Xie Sanjia realize: This person is not a book boy at all.
Who is he?
There is such quick wit!
Are you even competing with the talented people present?
Yan Qi looked at the furious Jie Siwen: "Why, do you, a good dog like you, still want to block the road?"
"you……"
Jie Siwen was ashamed and angry, almost going crazy.
He never expected that Yan Qi would not only confront him with the second line, but also call him a dog, which was so irritating.
In front of so many people, it was impossible to cheat, so he had to leave with hatred and let Yan Qi come in.
Yan Qi stepped in and stared at Jie Siwen: "Wait a minute, should I let you go?"
Jie Siwen became angry: "You dare to talk to me like this? Why?"
Yan Qi shook his sleeves and said proudly, "Just because I am your master."
Jie Siwen was confused: "Are you my master?"
Yan Qi's face was cold: "Is there something wrong? What I just said is very clear. If I can't do the second line, get out immediately. If I don't, you will worship me as your teacher."
"this……"
"Everyone heard it clearly, how dare you go back on your word? Xie Jieyuan, come and judge for me. Is it possible that Jie Siwen is a dishonest person?"
Jie Sanjia was so crowded by Yan Qi that he couldn't stand by and watch. If he tried to sidestep the situation, it would obviously not work. This situation was too passive.
After thinking about it, Jie Sanjia had no choice but to wink at Jie Siwen.
Jie Siwen was helpless and bowed to Yan Qi: "Meet Master."
Yan Qidao: "You call me master? Dare you shut up. Do I agree to accept you as my disciple?"
"Huh? This..."
Jie Siwen is extremely useless.
I'm a scholar and I want you to be my teacher, but you still won't accept me?
Is the shelf too big?
Jie Siwen held back his anger: "It was you who asked me to become a disciple."
Yan Qi clasped her hands behind her back, looking very arrogant: "Yes, but I won't accept you."
Jie Siwen was so angry that he was about to explode: "If you don't accept it, then I won't worship you."
Yan Qiyi slapped the table: "That won't work. You must become my disciple. This is a bet, how can you refuse?"
Jie Siwen is so angry.
I worship you as my teacher, but you still don’t accept me, and then I still have to worship you?
Damn it, what kind of gangster logic is this?
Am I cheap?
However, there is no other way, who will let himself lose?
Everyone here is a respectable person. If you talk to someone in person and refuse to admit defeat, I'm afraid they will be looked down upon by everyone.
Jie Siwen glanced at Xie Sanjia.
Jie Sanjia's face was extremely gloomy, but he did not say anything to stop him.
"This...hey..."
Jie Siwen had no choice but to continue to bow to Yan Qi: "Master, please accept my bow."
Yan Qi jumped away: "I won't accept you."
"you……"
Jie Siwen was so angry that he could only continue to plead: "Master, please accept my worship."
Yan Qi snorted: "I just won't accept you."
Jie Siwen muttered: "Why don't you accept it?"
Yan Qi pointed at Jie Siwen's nose: "Because you only have wealth and honor, Chinese virtues, benevolence, justice, etiquette, wisdom, and trust in your eyes. You have forgotten all of them. How can I accept you as such a scumbag?"
day!
Jie Siwen was extremely depressed. He wanted to get angry, but had no reason to resist. He had to suppress his anger and act modestly: "Master taught me to change. Isn't it okay for me to change?"
Yan Qi: "You changed it just when you said you would?"
"Then what on earth am I going to do?"
"You should practice it personally."
"Ah?" Jie Siwen was confused: "How to practice it personally."
Yan Qi walked towards the three older sailors at the stern of the boat: "Uncles, please come down. Jie Siwen will row for you."
"ah?"
Jie Siwen shouted: "I don't know how to paddle! I am a person with status, how can I do such a dirty job?"
Yan Qi snorted: "Don't you know that there is a level of knowledge, but there is no dignity in work?"
He turned to ask Jie Sanjia: "Excuse me, Jie Jieyuan, are you a dirty guy in paddling?"
Jie Sanjia's identity is on display here, how can he talk nonsense? I had no choice but to bite the bullet and say, "Of course not. How can we take a boat without a sailor to paddle?"
Yan Qi shrugged at Jie Siwen: "Did you hear that? Jie Jieyuan said that this is not a dirty job. Is Xie Jieyuan more knowledgeable than you? He has said so, what else can you do? Said?"
Jie Siwen was depressed: What nonsense did I say?
Admit it!
