Jie Siwen thought: I just can't bully you.
You haven't even read the Four Books and Five Classics, how can you still read pairs?
If you know how, how can I bully you?
What nonsense!
Yan Qi pretended to be stupid, clasped his fingers and said to himself: "What's going on with the pair? Flat, flat, flat, flat, flat. Is that so? Hey, what the hell is this."
He shook his head and scratched his head, feeling indescribably dull.
Jie Siwen was particularly happy.
This little book boy turned out to be a fake.
He is just a smart guy, he can say some witty jokes and common sayings, and he can also make some plays. As for pairing, haha, he is a stick.
It's easy. I can beat him casually.
Jie Siwen looked at Yan Qi sideways and became more arrogant: "Aren't you knowledgeable? How could you not know the right pair?"
Yan Qidao: "What do you mean, are learning equal to knowing pairs? Knowing knowing pairs means being knowledgeable?"
Jie Siwen couldn't help laughing: "Yes, that's the truth."
Yan Qi asked Jie Siwen: "Then are you knowledgeable?"
Jie Siwen said: "Of course I am knowledgeable, and I have won the imperial examination."
Yan Qi shook his head: "The public examination does not mean that you are knowledgeable. You must know the right pair to prove your knowledge. Can you know the right pair?"
Jie Siwen straightened his back: "Not only do I know how to do it, I'm the master of pairs."
Yan Qi showed an envious look: "Is he the chicken tyrant's tyrant?"
"Ha ha!"
Everyone laughed from ear to ear.
This little book boy is full of dirty jokes, which is really interesting.
Jie Siwen's cheeks flushed: "You're so bold, don't say anything more. I'm going to make a match now. If you can't match me, get out of here."
Yan Qi said: "Wait a moment, I want to ask clearly. It's not too late."
Jie Siwen was very impatient: "What do you want to ask? Hurry up and say it."
Yan Qidao: "If I match the couplet, does it mean that I am very knowledgeable?"
Jie Siwen raised his head: "It's beautiful, but you can't match it at all."
Yan Qi said: "Then don't worry about it. I'm going to ask you, if I match, does that mean I'm very knowledgeable?"
Jie Siwen gritted his teeth and said, "Okay, if you match up, you will be considered very knowledgeable."
Yan Qi asked again: "Does that also mean that my knowledge is better than yours?"
"You are more knowledgeable than me, what nonsense are you talking about? I have won the imperial examination..."
"You can't just talk nonsense when you lift a person. Doesn't it hurt? You are too rude."
"you……"
"Don't be wordy. That's what you just said. Pairs represent knowledge. If I match your pairs, doesn't it mean I'm more knowledgeable than you?"
"this……"
Jie Siwen was so entangled by Yan Qi that he had no choice but to say, "Yes, if you want to match me, you must be more knowledgeable than me."
Yan Qi responded: "Since I am more knowledgeable than you, do you want to become my teacher?"
"You guys..."
Jie Siwen was about to burst out of anger: "I worship you as my teacher? What good things do you think about? What are you dreaming about? I am a judge, you are a little book boy, don't speak arrogantly and flash your tongue."
Yan Qiyi glared: "Don't talk to me about Juren, we are a match now. I am already a match for you, why don't you accept me as your teacher? You have swallowed up the humble and studious spirit of a scholar. Is it in the dog’s belly?”
"you……"
"What are you? Are you courageous?"
"You dare to say that I don't have the guts?"
"Yes, you just don't have the guts."
"Okay, since you have the guts, let's make a pair. If you are right, I will answer. If I can't answer, I won't be verbose and get out immediately. If I am right, you will worship me as your teacher. Don't you dare? Dare, do you dare?"
Jie Siwen was also stunned with anger and shouted: "I can still be afraid of you, but you can't even think of entering this door today."
Yan Qi showed a sly smile: "You agreed? Haha, don't regret it. If you want to regret it now, hehe... Then I won't agree either."
Everyone couldn't help but laugh.
This little book boy is so funny.
day!
Jie Siwen was furious: Why is this kid so annoying?
Make you crazy, see if I can kill you.
Jie Siwen said: "Listen, I'm going to play a pair. Let's make a deal first. My pair must be played within seven moves, otherwise, you will lose."
Seven steps?
When everyone heard this, they couldn't help but be shocked.
Is this too much?
Even if you are a master, it is difficult to get it right in seven steps, right?
Kong Chen was very angry and wanted to fight for Yan Qi's injustice.
Yan Qi waved her hand: "It doesn't matter. Seven steps and five steps are all the same to me."
Jie Siwen thought to himself: Aren't they all the same? Whether it's seven steps or five steps, you can't get it right.
"Listen, I was right."
Jie Siwen said loudly: "The first couplet is: Do not make hooks out of fine steel. You nameless little book boy, come and compare the second couplet."
Don’t make hooks out of fine steel?
Everyone was an educated person and started meditating.
This first couplet sounds like it’s not difficult.
But if you think about it carefully, it's a bit difficult.
Because there is a meaning in saying that fine steel should not be used as a hook.
This is clearly a way of ridiculing the little book boy, and has a certain meaning: this little book boy is looking for trouble.
Therefore, this second line must not only have neat contrasts, but also have the right meaning.
Thinking about it this way, although it is not a particularly difficult couplet, if you try to figure it out in a hurry, I am afraid it will be difficult to make a good one.
Kong Chen also looked bitter.
He originally wanted to confront him first and then tell Yan Qi secretly.
But looking at it now, for a while, he couldn't apologize.
Isn't this urgent?
Looking at Yan Qi again, he stared at Jie Siwen with interest, his eyes were full of curiosity, and his mind seemed not to be on the couplet at all.
Jie Siwen looked at him and sneered: "Little Shutong, you are right, why don't you say anything? You still want to be more knowledgeable than me, and you want me to become your teacher? You are so crazy that there is nothing left to do. Now, I’ll let you know what knowledge is!”
"Haha, are you stupid now? Are you wilted? Do you know what it means to shake a big tree like a cricket? It's ridiculous, right? I'm telling you, you are the bottom among the bottom. Don't dream of challenging me. Your arms can't lift your thighs. You know. No?"
Yan Qi muttered impatiently: "Why is there a mosquito? It's buzzing in my ears and it's so annoying. Let's see if I can't kill it."
"You, Yan Qi, you are too crazy."
Jie Siwen yelled: "Okay, I'm going to start counting now, one step... two steps..."
Yan Qidang yelled: "Okay, okay, don't check anymore. The mosquitoes are really annoying."
Jie Siwen was particularly proud: "Aren't you checking the numbers? Are you checking in vain? Haha, you can't be right at all, can you?"
Yan Qi said firmly: "Wrong, I've already figured it out, what's the use of checking the numbers?"
Everyone was stunned.
Especially Jie Sanjia, who looked at Yan Qi coldly and doubtfully.
Although this couplet is not particularly difficult, it still requires some proficiency.
To put it bluntly, except for himself, no one else has a clue now, because the time is too short.
This was just two steps away.
However, this book boy is right?
Too crazy?
