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Yan Qi was very proud of her beautiful art of exorcising evil spirits and catching ghosts. She winked at Leng Youxue and An Qing and said slyly: "I have many abilities. I can master the kitchen, get on a big bed, and I can only catch ghosts. But... It’s just fur.”
Leng Youxue was stunned for a long time and murmured to herself: "You are really amazing."
Yan Qihua said: "Are you saying that my bed skills are great? I am not bragging. I am indeed gifted and unique in my ability to get into a big bed."
An Qing's cheeks turned red and she smiled broadly: "Where is Brother Qi's talent? Can you teach me two tricks?"
Ha ha!
Little girl An Qing is really bold. I like such exciting women.
Yan Qi scratched his head: "It's hard to use the blue sky in the daytime. If Sister Qing wants to teach me, it's better to do it at night..."
"Who can teach you tonight?"
Leng Youxue sounded angry and grabbed Yan Qi's ear: "Miss An Qing wants to know the secrets of catching ghosts. What can you teach me in bed? You big bad guy."
An Qing pursed her lips and smiled sweetly: "Yes, Brother Qi got it wrong."
kidding me!
These two are definitely screwing me.
Yan Qi was speechless, restrained her thoughts, and said proudly: "Expelling evil spirits and catching ghosts is just a blind trick. This thing looks incredible, but it is just a layer of window paper, which can be broken with just one poke. Speaking of which, it is very simple. I'm thirsty, let me have a glass of water, I'll be there later..."
Listening to Yan Qi's deliberate showdown, Leng Youxue couldn't wait any longer. She twisted her waist and said coquettishly: "Oh, please, hurry up. I can't wait any longer."
Yan Qi just drank a cup of tea, and it suddenly spurted out and splashed on Leng Youxue's straight calves.
Leng Youxue was angry: "What do you mean, you're spraying me?"
Yan Qi stared at Leng Youxue for a while, then scratched her head: "You can actually act like a baby."
An Qing smiled from ear to ear after hearing this.
Leng Youxue stamped her foot angrily: "Where is the sword? Where is my sword? My aunt is going to kill someone today. No one can stop me."
Yan Qi threw the sword on the table out of the window first, and said with a smile: "On a good day, how many people use swords and swords? Let's tell the story of exorcising evil spirits and catching ghosts. Let's tell it now, tell it immediately .”
Leng Youxuesu's chest bulged and she was so angry that she exploded.
How dare you say that my aunt doesn't know how to act like a spoiled child.
My aunt is also a woman, okay?
Still very beautiful.
An Qing pulled Leng Youxue to sit down and winked at Yan Qi: "Brother Qi, please tell me quickly. Sister Xue'er is waiting to calm down."
Yan Qidao: "It can be said that it is nothing more than exorcising evil spirits and catching ghosts! From beginning to end, it is just a big scam."
Leng Youxue asked: "Why does that yellow watch have the shape of a snake or a fox?"
"This is very simple, it's just a chemical reaction."
Yan Qi found a little girl in the bookstore, wrote and drew a few symbols on the paper, and asked her to buy it. Then she continued to explain to Leng Youxue and An Qing: "The reason why the evil shape appears on the yellow watch is actually because The "master" painted the evil shape on the paper beforehand by dipping it with chemicals, and the chemical is usually potassium nitrate."
"Potassium nitrate?"
Leng Youxue and An Qing shook their heads, confused: "What is potassium nitrate?"
"this……"
Yan Qi scratched his head: "It's just a chemical substance. It's a medicine that is used by cultivators, weapon refiners, and blacksmiths. You'll know it as soon as you buy it."
An Qing asked: "What is the use of potassium nitrate? Why should it be painted on?"
Yan Qidao: "Potassium nitrate is a component of gunpowder. Chemically, it is a strong oxidant and a combustion accelerant..."
An Qing's beautiful eyes were full of confusion: "What kind of gunpowder, what kind of strong oxidant, or combustion accelerant? I don't understand..."
Leng Youxue frowned: "You bad guy, you seem to be knowledgeable, don't you? Why are you dragging me in front of me? Sword, where is my sword? Watch me cut out your tongue..."
"No, the tongue can't be cut off. I still want to keep the tongue for kissing."
Yan Qihao felt dizzy for a while. Terms such as gunpowder explosion and oxidizer were too avant-garde for An Qing and Leng Youxue. They had no such concept at all.
He thought for a while and said bluntly: "In short, potassium nitrate is easier to dissolve in water. The so-called Master Zhang used potassium nitrate solution to draw the shape of the snake on the paper, and then dried the yellow watch."
"After drying, the potassium nitrate particles will adhere to the yellow watch. Once such a yellow watch encounters fire, the part where the potassium nitrate is attached will be particularly easy to burn, and an evil shape will be burned out. Now you understand Bar?"
Leng Youxue raised her red lips: "I wish I had said this earlier. Why are you dragging those nouns around? I really want to cut your tongue."
An Qing asked again: "How did the fire burn?"
Yan Qidao: "There is a chemical drug called white phosphorus. It has a very low ignition point and can burn at 40 degrees. That Master Zhang put white phosphorus on the yellow watch. When the yellow watch danced quickly, due to the too fast speed, the friction generated heat and caused tearing. Just for a moment, won’t it catch you?”
Leng Youxue asked again: "Master Zhang's hands are not afraid of being burned? How to explain this?"
"This is a cover-up."
Yan Qi pointed at the flour: "You must not know that flour is insulated. You also saw what I did just now. I first put the flour on my hands, and then raised it, and there was flour everywhere in the air. Huang Biaozhuo When burning, because there is flour in the hand, the hand is not actually burned, what is burned is the flour.”
"Moreover, the flour was all over the place, and it burned with great force and flames soaring into the sky, but in fact, the sparks on my hands were very small. When the flour on my hands was almost burned out, I slapped the yellow watch on the table, and the fire was extinguished. Yes. Haha, it’s that simple.”
"It's that simple?"
An Qing and Leng Youxue looked at each other, wanting to believe it but not believing it.
By chance, the little girl who was shopping came back.
Yan Qi asked: "Have you bought everything?"
"I bought it." The little girl handed the small frame to Yan Qi.
"It's really not bad."
Yan Qi put the things on the table: "Look at it, I will make it now and demonstrate it to you."
He made a yellow watch with potassium nitrate on the spot, dried it in the sun, put white phosphorus on it, and then painted a gourd and demonstrated it again. Sure enough, the fire shot into the sky, and the evil shape burned out again, and Yan Qi was unharmed.
"Oh my god!" Leng Youxue looked astonished.
Yan Qidao: "Do you believe it now? If you don't believe it, you can give it a try."
"I really want to try."
Leng Youxue made a yellow form according to Yan Qi's method.
His hands were covered in flour and danced quickly.
Tear!
The yellow watch is burned on my hand.
Fire shot into the sky.
But what was burning was the flour on Leng Youxue's hands. Her palms were just a little hot and not hurt at all.
Snapped!
Leng Youxue slapped the yellow watch on the table.
Yan Qi said: "The evil spirit appears!"
Leng Youxue removed her little hand, and there was a turtle burned to ashes beneath it.
This turtle was painted by Yan Qi.