Mao Shiba hugged Yan Qi's thigh, like a child with a runny nose, crying and coquettishly asking an adult: "Yan Qi, please, just tell me, okay? I promise not to tell anyone."
Yan Qidao: "Don't tell me, just don't tell me. This is my private matter. Can I tell others about my bed situation? Wouldn't that be spreading a scandalous story? I will be arrested and imprisoned."
"I bother!"
Mao Shiba couldn't stop rolling around, and angrily spat a mouthful of yellow phlegm at Yan Qi.
Disgusting you.
Yan Qi tilted his head to avoid it.
Mao Shiba curled his lips: "Why don't you leave? Don't stand in front of me and hinder my gang's main meal."
"What kind of food do you want? I just brought it to you."
Yan Qi took out a small bottle from his arms, which contained strange black insects.
When Mao Shiba heard this, he was happy again: "What kind of food are you sending?"
Yan Qi pushed the small bottle in front of Mao Shiba: "Please identify it, what kind of bug is this? You have seen flies, bed bugs, dung beetles, and turtle lids in various places, but have you ever seen this bug? "
"What kind of insect is so mysterious?"
Mao Shiba was about to open the bottle cap and take a look.
Yan Qi panicked and reminded: "Be careful, this insect is very powerful. It flies very fast and can easily escape."
"Run away? How can a mere insect escape from my hands?"
Mao Shiba was very confident.
The moment I opened the bottle cap, I heard a buzzing sound, and black bugs rushed out of it, so fast that they almost appeared as phantoms.
Mao Shiba's hand moved faster, dancing with the wind, drawing an arc in mid-air.
The little black bug was caught in his hand.
What a powerful martial arts.
Yan Qi looked envious and jealous.
At the same time, I became even more suspicious. It was strange that this guy was so powerful, yet he would stoop to begging for food.
Mao Shiba stared at the little insect for a long time, tilting his head and thinking for a while, showing surprise, astonishment, and even some fear in his eyes.
Yan Qi said: "Brother Eighteen, do you see what's fishy?"
Mao Shiba was silent for a long time and smiled at Yan Qi: "Of course, who am I? I am the eighteenth generation leader of the Beggar Clan. I know everything and can do everything."
"Okay, there's no need to go on. I know what I'm saying below is asking for money. Isn't it just money? I'll give it to you. As long as you know the little black bug, I will reward you generously."
Yan Qi took out a stack of silver notes and stuffed them into Mao Shiba's arms: "This is a small thing. Brother Shiba, please accept it."
Mao Shiba glared, threw the money back into Yan Qi's arms, and said in a sonorous voice: "Do you think I love money that much? I will do some small things for you, and I will take your money. Do you think I am? Are you your friend? These coins smell too strong, take them back and talk about money again, it will hurt your feelings."
Aiya, I go!
If you don’t love money, who does? In my eyes, you recognize money but not people.
Yan Qi was surprised.
Is this still the money-hungry Mao Shiba he knew?
This image instantly became taller.
Yan Qi became even happier. She put away the banknotes and gave a thumbs up to Mao Shiba: "Brother Shiba, you are still upright and upright, and you treat money like dirt. My whole body is full of the smell of copper, but I should learn from Brother Shiba." .”
Mao Shiba held his head high: "Don't worry, I treat my friends with all my heart. Money is just a mere extraneous thing. To me, it's nothing."
Yan Qi echoed: "Brother Eighteen's words are so precise. Just treat money like a fart."
"hey-hey……"
Mao Shiba laughed for a while, then suddenly changed the subject: "I treat my friends very generously, but Mr. Yan, friends are mutual. I treat you as a good friend, but you can't treat me like an outsider. "
Yan Qi was enthusiastic: "That's natural. In my heart, Brother Eighteen is the supreme existence. He is closer than brothers."
"Are you really closer than brothers?"
"really!"
"That'll be easy."
Mao Shiba had big yellow teeth and smiled at Yan Qiyi: "Since our relationship is closer than brothers, then you shouldn't hide it from me. Have you ever fallen in love with Miss Lin?"
Holy shit!
It turns out that this guy is not interested in drinking.
After doing this for a long time, Mao Shiba got close to me as brothers, just to know whether I had slept with the eldest lady or not.
Yan Qi glanced at Mao Shiba: "Brother Shiba is so calculating."
Mao Shiba arched his hands and said, "How can we call it scheming between us brothers? It should be called mutual concern."
Yan Qi chuckled: "Okay, since Brother Eighteen is so gossipy about whether I slept with Miss Lin or not, then I will tell you."
Mao Shiba's cloudy eyes shone brightly as he asked, "Tell me quickly, did you and the eldest lady have sex when they were in the same room together?"
Yan Qi said categorically: "No!"
"No?"
Mao Shiba refused to give up: "Don't lie to me."
Yan Qi said loudly: "I am the most honest person and I never lie to others."
"Damn it, you're not calling me a human being, are you?"
Mao Shiba rolled his eyes and said excitedly: "From what I know about you, there is not one of you among tens of thousands of perverts and flower-picking thieves. If you were in the same room with Miss Lin last night, you would let it go." Pass the opportunity to kiss Fangze? Even if you want to let it go, the dick under your crotch won't want to."
Yan Qidao: "You really know me well enough. I am indeed the best flower-picking thief in the world, and Miss Lin is indeed beautiful and charming, tempting people to pick flowers."
Mao Shiba approached Yan Qi: "Then tell me, why didn't you pick this attractive flower from Miss Lin?"
Yan Qi smiled slyly: "Because Qiuxiang is also in the room."
Mao Shiba was stunned: "What do you mean..."
"You're stupid!"
Yan Qiyi still said: "There are two flowers, but only one can be broken!"
Mao Shiba's eyes widened: "So, you picked Qiuxiang and let Miss Lin go?"
Yan Qi nodded: "That's right, I have a principle when picking flowers, that is, you love me and I never take advantage of others. After being drunk, I got Miss Lin's body. Could I do such a dirty thing? I His moral character is so decent, his sentiments are so noble... Well, I said, Brother Eighteen, are you listening to me showing off? Why are you in a daze? I am bragging, can't you cooperate? As brothers, why don't you try to cause trouble like this? Isn’t that great?”
"It matches your size!"
Mao Shiba suddenly stomped his foot and said angrily: "You have such a good opportunity and you didn't fall in love with the eldest lady. Are you still a man? Your eyes are not very good. This opportunity is rare. Why should you fall in love with Qiuxiang?" You have to conquer the eldest lady. Go, you go and have sex with the eldest lady now, immediately, immediately!"
"ah?"
The seven-foot-tall monk Yan was confused.
Going to fuck the eldest lady now? How can I get in when the eldest lady is awake?
The overlord forced his bow?