Ding Song said confidently: "What is a couplet? As the name suggests, it must be a pair to be called a couplet."
"The question you asked is called 'Lonely and Cold, and Being a Widow with an Empty Window'. Yan Qi, let me ask you, do you know the second line? If there is no second line, this question will be invalid. Since the question is invalid, you are violating the rules, so of course it is I won."
After hearing Ding Song's "high opinion", everyone was stunned.
An Qing stood there stunned, her beautiful eyes hiding anger.
She never expected that Ding Song, as a great scholar, would say such disgusting words.
Yan Qi clapped and applauded: "Well said, Dean Ding is well said. This ability to shirk the blame is admirable."
Ding Song spoke confidently, waving the folding fan and saying plausibly: "I believe that there must be rules in doing things. Without rules, there will be no rules! Especially those of us who are scholars, we must abide by the rules!"
"Yan Qi, this couplet of yours cannot be called a couplet, it can only be regarded as a solitary couple. If you use solitary couple as a question, isn't it nonsense? Humph, let's put it this way, your loss is not unjust at all."
When An Qing heard this, she couldn't help but laugh.
The students also felt that Ding Song was a little shameless today, but what he said was right. Although he was defeated, he could not find any fault.
An Qing's chest trembled with anger, and she argued: "Dean Ding, what you are doing is a bit overwhelming."
Yan Qi interrupted An Qing: "Miss An Qing's words are wrong. I think Dean Ding is right. Since we are alone, it is certainly against the rules and we should lose."
"Ah? This..." An Qing was very unwilling.
Ding Song's face was full of pride: "I didn't expect that this little servant like you has some knowledge. Well, I won the first game."
Yan Qi changed the topic: "Who said you won? Or I won."
Ding Song slapped the table: "How can you be so messy? You have obviously admitted it yourself, solitary pairs cannot be counted as couplets."
Yan Qi had a bad smile on his face: "Lone pairs cannot be counted as couplets. This is true, but the question I asked is not a lone pair."
"What?"
Ding Song sneered: "Lonely and cold, widowed and empty, we are not alone? Why don't I believe it? Yan Qi, you have to admit it if you lose, but don't mess around because you are afraid of losing face. You, a little servant, are too dishonest."
day!
You mangy dog, you still have the nerve to teach me a lesson?
Yan Qi chuckled: "If I say you are not alone, you are not alone. Although I am a young servant, I am still familiar with the principle of knowing."
"Why don't I believe it?"
Ding Song suddenly jumped up and said with great excitement: "Being lonely and cold and being a widow with an empty window is absolute. How can you be right? With my talent, I can't understand it at all. You, a little servant who has never read a book, Why do you dare to boast about this Haikou? Who do you think you are? A genius who is rare in a century, or a literary giant with extraordinary talents?"
"I am Yan Qi!"
Yan Qi said: "I am who I am, a different kind of fireworks."
Ding Song held back his anger, jumped three feet high, pointed at Yan Qi and yelled: "Stop talking nonsense to me, yes, you have to fight me now. If you can fight against me, I will lose." .”
"That's right, what's so difficult about it? It's just a piece of cake."
Yan Qiyin said: "Lonely and cold, I am a widow with an empty window, and I am alone and tired as a monk."
As soon as these words came out, Ding Song was stunned and couldn't say a word.
An Qing's beautiful eyes bloomed with a strange brilliance, looking at Yan Qi, her eyes were filled with admiration, extraordinary admiration.
It was like an ignorant little girl who saw her favorite idol. My eyes were straight, and my eyes were filled with electricity.
All the talented people tasted it carefully and gave thumbs up, praising Yan Qi for a good match, and filled their hearts with envy, jealousy and hatred.
Yan Qi smiled and looked at Ding Song: "I said I'm not alone, right? You still don't believe it, so what do you say now? To be honest, I think this couplet is quite simple, but you think it's as difficult as climbing to the sky..."
Ding Song was furious: "What are you pulling on? Are you talking about it being simple? This is just because you are lucky. You happen to memorize by rote and memorize an absolute. What are you pretending to me? What if you can match another version of the second line? , I will admit defeat."
"What's so difficult about this?
Yan Qi blurted out: "Lonely and cold, a widow with an empty window, retreating and getting lost, returning to freedom."
Wow!
Everyone exclaimed and looked at Yan Qi, astonished.
Yan Qi added another sentence: "Lonely and cold, I am a widow with an empty window, and I am alone with a handsome and beautiful woman."
Oh my God!
The crowd applauded like thunder.
"It's amazing. It's obviously an absolute, but it actually matched three lower lines. It's incredible."
"Gao Cai, Yan Qi Gao Cai, this must not be deceived. Who can deceive three separate couplets with different artistic conceptions, but flat and neat? This is absolutely true."
"Is Yan Qi really a little servant? This is obviously pretending to be a pig and eating the tiger."
…
The applause lasted for a long time.
An Qing rushed over excitedly, grabbing Yan Qi's sleeves with her little hands. She didn't care about the large number of people. She leaned on Yan Qi's side with her graceful body, her waist swaying, her eyes full of admiration: "Brother Qi, you are so powerful, even if you are with Compared with Xie Jieyuan, who is famous in the capital, each has its own merits."
Yan Qi's waist was rubbed by An Qing's soft body, and she smelled the orchid-musk-like fragrance on An Qing's body. Her heart was swayed, and she uncontrollably set up a small tent below, poking An Qing's buttocks hard.
An Qing's butt is the best peach butt, plump and plump.
This poke went in quickly and accurately, and then popped out again, which made Yan Qi feel so good.
An Qing was poked and didn't dare to move. She was afraid of being seen by the students. She leaned against Yan Qi softly, as if a storm was blowing in her body. She was panicked and confused. She couldn't stand still and wanted to have sex with her. Pick up the meat and pour it into Yan Qi's arms.
She looked up at Yan Qi with a blushing face, her beautiful eyes were looking forward to her, she was hot and delicate, she pursed her red lips and said: "Brother Qi, help Qing'er quickly, Qing'er can't stand anymore. Qing'er doesn't want to cause any embarrassment... …”
"That's easy."
Yan Qi was such a bad guy, he reached out his big hand and squeezed Qing'er's butt a little harder.
"Ouch, it hurts!"
An Qing screamed in pain and jumped away from Yan Qi. She rubbed her buttocks with her little hands, her beautiful eyes filled with anger, and she rolled her eyes at Yan Qi: "Brother Qi, I remember that you are bad."
"Hey, it feels good, I pinched it and I want to pinch it again."
Yan Qi had endless aftertaste, and it took her a long time to recover her charming thoughts, and looked at Ding Song, who was in a daze: "Dean Ding, I have already said that this is not an absolute, it is very simple, but you just don't believe it. You heard it just now, I just said I just wrote three second lines casually, now, what do you say?"
What the hell am I talking about?
The eggplant beaten by Ding Song was completely wilted.
Today's battle was a complete defeat.
Not only did he lose in knowledge, but he also lost in character.
In fact, even women's hearts have been lost.
Ding Song was annoyed and filled with anger. Especially when he saw Yan Qi and An Qing flirting and leaning against each other, making love to each other, his heart became even more twisted. The evil fire could not go away for a long time.
Yan Qi met Ding Song's burning eyes and said disdainfully: "Let's move on to the next step? Composing poetry? Or singing lyrics?"
When Ding Song heard this, he trembled with fright.
