Yan Qi looked very interested: "Yuan Ding is still flexible! To be honest, I don't know much about knowledge. If I really want to talk about it, my head will get big. Dean Ding, please tell me how to compete. ?”
Ding Song said: "We are divided into two teams, and Mr. An will arrange the questions. Our two teams will deal with them separately. The winning team will stay, and the losing team, please go out and turn left for a walk."
The students frowned when they heard this.
The winner stays and the loser goes for a walk?
Taking a walk sounds nice, but isn't it actually just driving people out?
Yan Qi clapped her hands: "This is a good idea, I like it."
"Haha, that's settled then."
Ding Song said: "Next, I will choose the captain. Ding is not talented and is willing to be the captain. There is another team. How about Yan Qi be the captain?"
Yan Qi pointed at his nose: "I want to be the captain? I don't know much about learning, how can I be the captain?"
Ding Song laughed: "You don't have to be polite, this is just a game, so why are you fussing over it? And you are the captain, and you are expected by everyone, don't you think so?"
Some students flattered Ding Song and hurriedly agreed and applauded. Others were just making noise, hoping to see Yan Qi embarrassed.
Yan Qi nodded seriously: "Since everyone respects me so much, I will reluctantly become the captain for once."
Everyone burst out laughing.
This little servant is really not very smart.
You don't even know Chinese characters, and yet you become the captain?
Isn't this a big joke?
Ding Song almost burst out laughing: "We are divided into groups below. Those who are willing to be in a group with me are on my side, and those who are willing to be in a group with Yan Qi are on Yan Qi's side."
Swish, brush, brush!
As soon as he finished speaking, all the students and teachers stood behind Ding Song.
Yan Qi stood there all alone, looking extremely pitiful.
Ding Song sarcastically said: "There is no other way. Everyone is willing to team up with me. Yan Qi, you can only fight alone."
Yan Qi didn't think it was anything, and smiled slightly: "It's good to fight alone, there is still a reputation here."
Ding Song asked: "What's the name?"
Yan Qi said calmly: "One man can guard the gate, but ten thousand men cannot open it."
Depend on!
This guy can really pretend!
Ding Song's nose was so angry that he was crooked. How could this guy have such a good mentality?
Ding Song was anxious to humiliate Yan Qi and didn't want to waste time. He urged him proudly: "An Jiaoxi, please give me the topic. I want to see how Yan Qi can stand the test with one man, and no one can get away with it."
An Qing also found it quite interesting.
She knew that Yan Qi was very knowledgeable, but she disdained it. Instead, she had a soft spot for intrigues. Even if she asked Yan Qi to recite poems and compose poems, he was not very interested.
Today, it was rare that Yan Qi was willing to show off his knowledge.
Moreover, it is for myself.
An Qing felt that she was extremely honored. She thought about it and said, "As for the first question, let's compete on couplets first. Each side will have three questions. Which set of couplets is of better quality will win. Is this okay?"
Ding Song succeeded and laughed: "Right? Haha, I will definitely win."
Yan Qi pouted: "No problem."
Ding Song was confused: "What the hell, is it killing a moth?"
Yan Qi laughed loudly: "That's right, it's just a moth that kills me. I hate moths the most. Mosquitoes have no ability to bite people. They only disgust people. Their brains are not good, but a moth throws itself into the fire and pretends to be in love. B.”
Depend on!
Ding Song gritted his teeth with hatred: This boy actually compared me to a moth, how could I pretend to be B?
Shuzi is indeed arrogant.
An Qing said: "Since Dean Ding and Yan Qi have no objections, let's start the competition. Dean Ding or Yan Qi, who among you will propose the question first?"
"I'll ask the question first!"
Ding Song jumped out first, looked at Yan Qi with disdain, and proudly said the first couplet: "Idle people are not allowed to enter, and virtuous people are allowed to enter."
When everyone heard this, they were amazed and admired.
"Dean Ding has an extraordinary meaning. The wise man clearly refers to himself. Even if I think about it with my knees, I can guess that the wise man refers to Yan Qi."
"It's absolutely amazing. Not only does it rhyme, the dialogue is neat, it's also witty, and the best part is it's ironic."
"Yan Qi has never studied. I'm afraid he doesn't even understand Ping Ze. How can he be right?"
…
Everyone is very unfavorable to Yan Qi.
Yan Qi said excitedly: "Idle people are not allowed to enter, only virtuous people are allowed to enter. Okay, great."
Ding Song took a sip from the tea cup and said disdainfully: "You also know that this is a good match? Then tell me, what's so good about it?"
Yan Qi said slowly: "Fortunately, they can barely be considered a match."
"What?"
Ding Song squirted out a sip of tea: "What does it mean to be a couple? You are a vulgar, vulgar, illiterate little servant, and yet you speak rudely. Do you know what is mean? You are really hopeless."
Yan Qi snorted: "I don't care, in my eyes, they can barely be considered a match."
day!
Ding Song stood up angrily and stared at Yan Qi: "You are a little servant, but you dare to comment on my pairing? Not to mention you, even the talented Tao Ping is not qualified to comment on me."
Yan Qi said lightly: "I am me, Tao Ping is Tao Ping, what is there to compare with? Anyway, in my eyes, your pair is really average, very average, quite average."
Wow ya ya!
No matter how good-tempered Ding Song was, Yan Qi was so angry that smoke was rising from his head, and he said with great excitement: "Okay, okay, if you want to evaluate my work, you should first comment on the upper and lower couplets. Yes, you are right. ah."
Yan Qi flicked the dust off his body and said slowly: "I can't match other couplets, but your first couplet is really average. Although I haven't read the book, I can match it in minutes."
Ding Song almost jumped up: "Stop bragging! Yes, you are right. The first couplet is: Idle people are not allowed to enter, but virtuous people are allowed to enter."
Yan Qi blurted out: "Thieves don't come, Taoists come."
ah!
Everyone was shocked for a while.
You looked at me and I looked at you, both of them stayed there.
"Has this little servant really never read a book? It's impossible, right? This second couplet is perfect."
"That's right, it's smooth and neat, and it perfectly connects with the first couplet. The best part is that it satirizes Dean Ding as a thief."
"Not only is it neat, but the most powerful thing is its quick wit, which is unmatched by anyone."
…
Everyone was amazed and had endless aftertaste.
At this moment, when they looked at Yan Qishi again, they couldn't help but put away their frivolous expression, and then they realized: If Yan Qi can become friends with Miss An Qing, how can he be just an ordinary person?
Ashamed, really ashamed!
The most surprised person was Ding Song.
The guy opened his mouth wide and stared at Yan Qi, as if he was deaf.
How can this be?
Idle people are not allowed to enter, virtuous people are not allowed to enter, thieves are not allowed to come, and Taoists are not allowed to come!
How did he deal with it?
It was impeccable!
Is he really the little servant who washes dishes?
Such exquisite couplets cannot be produced even by the talented people at Miaoyu Studio.
Ding Song was even more angry that he was compared to a thief by Yan Qi.
Why did this dean become a robber?
An Qing's beautiful eyes glanced at Yan Qi, full of approval and tenderness.
As expected, Seventh Brother has a quick mind, even compared to the famous Jie Jieyuan in the capital, he is not far behind.
Yan Qi smiled and looked at Ding Song: "Now, am I qualified to evaluate your couplet? It's still the same sentence: your couplet is average, really average, tsk tsk... it is very inconsistent with your status as the dean."
Ding Song was confused: This guy actually questioned my knowledge?
