Jun Yue sat in front of the window, sipping the fragrant tea and looking at the bright golden moon in the sky. Thinking of the melancholy things, she sighed in her heart: "I really envy Chang'e in the Moon Palace. She is carefree, free and happy. It is nothing like the human world. , there is a basket of worries, never ending, and too much to disturb.”
Yan Qi burst into laughter.
Jun Yue hummed: "Why are you laughing?"
Yan Qi said: "I laughed at what you said was totally wrong."
Jun Yue asked: "I said Chang'e was carefree, free and happy, wasn't it right?"
"Of course not."
Yan Qi shook her head: "Chang'e must be bored and irritable. Maybe she has menopausal problems."
Jun Yue's red lips curled up: "You are talking nonsense again."
"I'm not talking nonsense. Listen to me and analyze it for you."
Yan Qidao: "There is a saying that a woman only wants her appearance to please her. Chang'e has a peerless appearance, but she is stationed alone in Guanghan Palace. How is it different from being imprisoned?"
Jun Yue stared at Yan Qi: "You are too superficial. Chang'e has long been a Taoist and has a pure heart. How can she take secular things in her eyes?"
Yan Qi shook his head: "You are still wrong. Chang'e is really pure and celibate when she practices Taoism? In my opinion, she may not have cut off even the most basic desires."
Jun Yue frowned: "The most basic desire? What do you mean?"
Yan Qidao: "The most basic desire is, of course, the path of human relations. Hehe, to put it bluntly, it is the sexual intercourse between men and women."
Jun Yue blushed and spat: "You are so boring, you actually spoke so badly of Chang'e. It's because you are dissatisfied with your desires and love beauty, so you judge others by yourself and think so of Chang'e. Dirty.”
"Still you don't understand."
Yan Qidao: "I do like beauty. I admit it. This is the way of human relations and the right way in the world. There is nothing to be ashamed of. However, Chang'e also likes the way of human relations. It's just that a little girl like you has no experience and can't see it. It’s just Chang’e’s fault.”
Jun Yue's eyes widened and she looked at Yan Qi fiercely: "Bastard, I want to hear what you have to say, how did you tell that Chang'e was up to something fishy?"
"It's easy."
Yan Qidao: "Think about it, what else did Chang'e bring with her when she ascended?"
Jun Yue raised her red lips: "You don't have to ask, you brought a little white rabbit, ah, you are too much, you mean, Chang'e and the little white rabbit... Yan Qi, you are thinking Why is it so dirty?”
Holy shit!
Yan Qi was speechless: "You are dirty, okay? When did I talk about Chang'e and the little white rabbit? It's obviously your imagination. That little white rabbit is obviously a female, okay?"
ah?
Jun Yue's pretty face turned red, wondering if her thoughts were really so dirty, to think of something like that happening to Chang'e and Rabbit...
She stared at Yan Qi and said sarcastically: "You misled me all the time. Who told you to ask about the rabbit? Well, you just framed me on purpose."
Yan Qidao: "If you have simple thoughts, even if I induce you, it will be useless."
Jun Yue whipped out her sword and placed the blade across Yan Qi's neck: "It's you who misled me. If you keep making excuses, I'll show you blood. Do you believe it or not?"
Yan Qihuang ignored it and looked at Jun Yue with a playful smile: "Look at you, we are admiring the moon in front of the window. It is such a romantic thing, but you are using a knife or a sword. How bad is it? Listen to me, Put it away, put it away quickly, don’t ruin the fun.”
When Jun Yue encounters Yan Qi, there is really no way to do it. He can't really kill Yan Qi with one sword.
"snort!"
Jun Yue threw down the sword angrily, sat down again, and said coquettishly: "Don't go around here, tell me quickly, why is Chang'e not satisfied with her desires? Your explanation is wrong, I want to repair you, who let you Blaspheme my idol!"
"Okay, I'll explain it to you right now."
Yan Qidao: "I look at things and pay great attention to details. The book clearly states that Chang'e ascended to heaven and brought a little white rabbit with her. Did you know that the little white rabbit also brought something with her?"
Jun Yue's face was full of confusion: "What did the little white rabbit bring?"
Yan Qi's face was full of mystery: "I brought a carrot."
Junyue's eyes widened: "What's wrong with bringing carrots?"
Yan Qi chuckled: "Guess, why are you bringing carrots? You are so smart, you can't guess it, right?"
Jun Yue thought for a while and shook her head: "I really can't guess it."
Yan Qi smiled obscenely, picked up the pen, and with a few strokes, drew a carrot, then drew a circle and put it on the carrot. Jun Yue thought about it for a while, her face turned red, and she spat at Yan Qi: "You are a bad guy, how can you have such a dirty mind? You can think of such dirty things, I'm so embarrassed, I'm so embarrassed."
"It's not me who's being dirty, I'm clearly telling the truth."
Yan Qi looked shameless and said seriously: "Think about it, Chang'e has become an immortal and does not need to eat, and the little white rabbit has become an immortal and does not need to eat, so what are they doing with carrots? This thing is obviously Used for that kind of thing."
Jun Yue put a drunken blush on her cheeks and argued: "That's not right. If Chang'e is really dissatisfied with her desires, then she would just wear a sexual device. Why use carrots?"
Yan Qi pouted: "If you bring a sexual device, doesn't that make it clear that Chang'e needs it? Bring a carrot. It appears to be the food of the little white rabbit. It is very hidden and no one can guess it. In fact, this carrot is... Chang'e's need to relieve her loneliness. And this is the smartest thing about Chang'e."
"this……"
Chang'e's face was flushed, her beautiful eyes were like water, she gave Yan Qi a hard look, and said arrogantly: "Only a bad person like you can have random thoughts, how can a good person have so many twists and turns?"
Although she arranged for Yan Qi to have evil thoughts, she had to admit that Yan Qi's analysis was very reasonable. Otherwise, why would he bring a carrot? Apart from solving that need, it is really useless.
Yan Qidao: "So there is a saying that is right, I only envy mandarin ducks but not immortals! What's so good about being an immortal? It's better to be a human being when you know your sorrows. You have desires and pursuits and can vent them. You must never wrong yourself! so what……"
He stared at Jun Yue's eyes full of water stains: "Appreciating the moon from the window is to understand a truth. In life, you must have pursuits. Don't be like Chang'e, thinking that you are successful in cultivating Taoism, being pure in heart and having few desires, being high-minded and arrogant. , In fact, she is just a hypocritical woman, causing herself harm, and she is as lonely as snow."
Jun Yue listened to Yan Qi's "rogue" words, her face turned pink, but she felt something in her heart: It's good to be a talented person, you can vent your desires and pursuits, and you must not wrong yourself!
Thinking of this, she nodded slowly but firmly, a faint smile appeared on the corner of her red mouth, her frowning eyebrows relaxed, she patted the table lightly and said, "That's it."
Yan Qi asked: "What have you decided?"
