This little girl is so unreasonable, damn your grandma.
Yan Qi is very innocent!
"Yan Qi, are you talking? If you don't speak, it means you have a guilty conscience."
The eldest lady looked at Yan Qi's silence and started chattering again: "I have told you before that you, a scoundrel, must have ill intentions towards me. How about it? Did the secret come out this time? Fortunately, I am menstruating. Son, otherwise, wouldn’t I be defiled by you?”
Yan Qi gave the eldest lady a disdainful look and hummed, "If I really want to taint you, I will still taint you even if you are menstruating."
The eldest lady puffed up her plump breasts and said, "Nonsense, I'm menstruating, how can you taint me."
Yan Qi blurted out: "Is it okay to explode an asshole?"
"You... having an anus? What is an anus? Ah, I understand, you... you, you are simply..."
The eldest lady covered her plump buttocks, her face turned red, and she was so embarrassed that she poked Yan Qi with her green-white fingers in the air. She stammered in shame and anger: "I can't believe, I can't believe... your thoughts are so dirty, so dirty."
Yan Qi chuckled: "The eldest lady can understand the meaning of the anus. It can be seen that the eldest lady's thoughts are as dirty and dirty as mine. We are equal to each other, so no one should despise the other."
"you……"
The eldest lady blushed drunkenly, covering her buttocks, feeling numb in her heart: This bastard, he wants to explode my anus? Why is he so perverted?
My butt almost suffered.
Yan Qi straightened her neck and asked loudly: "Miss, don't worry about whether it's dirty or not. I'm asking you, if you really want to taint you, do you believe that your anus is not safe? Do you believe it? I'm asking you, do you believe it?"
The eldest lady was terribly embarrassed, her crimson and attractive face was steaming, like boiling water, hot to the touch.
By not speaking, she actually acquiesced to Yan Qi's words.
Yan Qi added: "But now that you have kept the chrysanthemum, this is enough to prove that I have no tainted intentions towards you."
"Humph, you are using strong words to make sense."
The eldest lady raised her red lips and said, "If you don't mention the chrysanthemum thing, I'd like to ask you, if you didn't have a dirty mind towards me, how could you sleep in my bed? This is an ironclad fact."
Yan Qi sighed: "My eldest lady, don't you remember anything about last night?"
The eldest lady shook her head vigorously: "My brain is confused, have you drugged me? You are such a wicked person, you actually did such a despicable thing."
"Fart, Brother Qi, I never use drugs when I pick up girls. Brother Qi has many tricks. Don't tarnish Brother Qi's reputation.
Yan Qi was very angry and curled his lips: "Since you can't remember it, let me help you recall it."
"You and Lan Lan drank four glasses of wine last night and fell unconscious in my arms. Do you know this?"
The eldest lady thought about it carefully and hummed: "I remember this, but I don't remember what happened after I was drunk."
Yan Qidao: "I carried it back to you after you got drunk."
The eldest lady got excited again: "Look, look, there are so many maids and women, why do you need to carry me? You still want to take advantage of me, just as you said, showing courtesy for nothing is not adultery." That’s stealing.”
"Stop it, stop it."
Yan Qi crossed her hands and said angrily: "The eldest young master clarified the identity of the Lin family yesterday. When he was happy, he gave all the maids and mothers-in-law of the Lin family a holiday. It can be said that in the current Lin family, let alone the maids and mothers-in-law, they are all Not even a sow.”
"You said who will carry you in the middle of the night? Do you think I am willing to carry you? I was forced and had no choice. Butler Qu can testify to this. As soon as this guy heard that he was going to carry you, he turned around and ran away in fear. , I said, Miss, how popular are you?"
"Is there such a thing?"
The eldest lady was dumbfounded: "None of the maids and mothers-in-law of Lin Mansion are here?"
Yan Qi snorted: "If you don't believe it, go out and take a look now. I guarantee you won't find even one. Can I still lie?"
The eldest lady's boudoir is on the third floor. She walked to the window and looked outside.
In front of her boudoir was a green grassland with some flowers and plants planted there.
Every day, some maids come to pick beautiful flowers.
But now, it is deserted, and indeed there is no maid.
The eldest lady angrily stamped her feet: "Okay, brother, you actually gave all the maids in the Lin Mansion a day off. My sister is going to be tricked to death by you. Huh, when you come back, see if I don't punish you by facing the wall for three days."
Yan Qi breathed a sigh of relief: "Okay, the eldest lady understands the whole story. I will leave now."
"stop!"
"Miss, what do you want?"
The eldest lady asked again: "Even if I drink too much, it's reasonable for you to carry me back, but why are you sleeping on my bed again? This absolutely doesn't make sense. If you can't explain it, don't even think about leaving. I I have to poke a bloody hole in your body."
Yan Qidao: "You think I am willing to stay here to sleep, and it's not all because you insist on keeping me."
The eldest lady's eyes widened: "Do I have to keep you? Do you think I am a female gangster who insists on a man sleeping with me? How horny am I?"
Yan Qidao: "What if your mother accompanied you."
"My mother?"
The eldest lady was stunned for a moment, and her mood became depressed: "My mother passed away a long time ago, what do you mean by mentioning my mother now? Yan Qi, you are sincerely poking my scars..."
Yan Qidao: "When you were drunk, you were talking in your sleep or having nightmares. You hugged my legs and refused to let me go. You insisted on saying that I was your mother and cried. I wanted to leave, but you hugged me and refused to let me go. You insisted that I stay and sleep with you. I saw that you were crying so sadly that I had no choice but to stay. You see, there are still red marks on my thighs that you gave me."
Yan Qi rolled up his pants to the top of his thighs. Sure enough, there was a circle of red marks: "Miss, look, these are your fingerprints, right? They are all the same size! In my opinion, you are the gangster. If you go up Take action and you'll hit that thing. Hehe!"
The eldest lady's mind was confused, like fragments, and she seemed to have some impressions. Then she looked at Yan Qi's thigh, and sure enough there was a red mark. The red palm mark was about the same size as her own palm, so it must be a good thing she had done.
The eldest lady's face turned red.
If the little hand touches up, wouldn't it touch Yan Qi's place?
Oops, I'm so shy, how could I do this?
The eldest lady had a vague memory and said again: "Okay, okay, I misunderstood you, but you just slept, why did you take off your clothes?"
"You asked me to take it off?"
Yan Qi was very angry: "You said my mother had to take off her clothes when she went to sleep. If I didn't take off her clothes, you would keep crying. In desperation, I had to take off my clothes. Unexpectedly, after I finished taking off my clothes, you also took off your clothes. Look, That coat was the one you took off. If I hadn't stopped you in time, you might have even taken off your bra."
"Ouch! I...how could I do this? Being drunk is such a mistake. If my bra is taken off, wouldn't it be exposed to Yan Qi? My innocence..."
The eldest lady squatted on the ground, covering her charming face, feeling ashamed and angry.
She gradually remembered these things.
