Yan Qi looked at the bearded man who was sleeping like a pig and smiled slightly: "Haha, you only realized that I was faking it when you were drunk? It's a pity that it was too late."
Yan Qi suppressed his complacency and turned to look at the clan leaders: "Come on, the next one is Youqing."
A patriarch with small eyes rushed up and said, "Yan Qi, I want to fight you."
Yan Qi pretended to be scared: "Right right? I'm so scared. Uncle, I can do everything but not right."
"Haha, I just want you to lose."
The small-eyed patriarch was very happy and said confidently: "Listen to my first couplet: Phoenix Luo Wutong Luo Feng."
"Good pair."
A bunch of people below kept applauding.
Yan Qi pretended to be surprised: "Oh, this is a palindrome couplet. It's difficult, it's really difficult. I haven't read the book, how can I understand it correctly?"
But he was very indifferent in his heart: This little-eyed clan leader is quite talented, and he can actually recite a palindrome.
However, this is too childish for me.
He held it in for a while and remained silent.
The little-eyed patriarch brought the wine and said very conceitedly: "Yan Qi, if you can't get along, just drink. You were lucky just now, but you are not so lucky now, right?"
Yan Qi slapped his thigh again.
The small-eyed patriarch was startled and took a step back in fright: "Why are you slapping your thigh again? Could it be that... your luck has come again."
"Yeah, I'm really lucky today."
Yan Qidao: "The first couplet: the phoenix falls on the phoenix tree and the phoenix falls on the phoenix! The second couplet: Zhulianbibibilianzhu. How do I get it right? Is it neat? Hey, I'm uneducated and I'm not right. Please bear with me."
Holy shit!
Everyone carefully considered Yan Qi's second line and were stunned.
How neat is this? It's just perfect.
Yan Qi's luck must be too good.
The eldest lady was also shocked by Yan Qi's talent.
"This bad guy is so knowledgeable. Even the talented scholar from Miao Yu Study Studio can't compare to him, right?"
The small-eyed patriarch was stunned for a long time, sighed, and drank it all in one gulp without waiting for Yan Qi to persuade him to drink.
"I'm not convinced, I still want to make a match."
"Come on, I'm not educated, I'm just lucky."
…
The little-eyed patriarch played three pairs in a row.
Yan Qi deliberately scratched his head and thought for a while before giving the answer. His acting was so realistic that no one could see the flaw.
The small-eyed clan leader drank three glasses of wine in a row. He was so drunk that his eyes were filled with stars. He patted Yan Qi's shoulder, drunkenly and gave a thumbs up: "Yan Qi, if you are uneducated, I will be illiterate." , you are amazing, you are amazing."
After saying that, he also fell asleep.
Yan Qi laughed: "Come on, please invite the next person."
The clan leaders were intrigued by Yan Qi and were eager to give it a try.
Some guess boxing, some guess riddles, some pairs, and some compose poems.
In short, there are many varieties.
But in front of Yan Qi, these clan leaders were just scum. After three rounds, they all stopped.
In less than an hour, all the clan leaders were so drunk that they lay on the table and couldn't get up.
"Hey, there are more than thirty people, but no one can fight."
Yan Qi shook his head, picked up a glass of wine, and took a greedy sip: "I'm so lucky that I can't even drink. It's so miserable."
The eldest lady looked at the twisted clan leaders, her red lips curled up, and she was secretly shocked.
This bad guy is really wise. What kind of drinking order did he make, and he got more than thirty people drunk? One person defeated thirty people, and he actually won?
Yan Qi sipped the wine leisurely: "Miss, are you not unjust for spending three thousand taels? I not only want to accompany them well, but also to accompany them down."
"Just so-so!"
Lin Ruoxian snorted.
He obviously admired Yan Qi in his heart, but he refused to praise him.
There were six tables of female relatives beside them, all of whom were relatively high-status members of the Lin clan. Some were Lin Ruoxian's cousins, Lin Ruoxian's aunts, and the wives of various clan leaders.
"Ruoxian'er, come sit here and let Auntie take a good look at you. When you were a child, Auntie hugged you."
Among the female relatives next to her, there was an aunt with a rich look on her face. She was waving to the eldest lady. The powder particles on her face fell down as she spoke.
Yan Qi pouted: This is not makeup, it is clearly a ghost painting.
Lin Ruoxian glanced at the so-called aunt and felt very reluctant and didn't want to go.
Yan Qi lowered her voice: "Miss, don't you want to greet aunt? She even hugged you when you were a child."
"What aunt!"
Lin Ruoxian's face was full of resentment: "I remember her. Her name was Lin Hui. She was mean and jealous! She held me when I was a child and deliberately threw me to the ground. She still treated me like a child, thinking that I didn't understand and didn't bear her grudge. , I actually remember it all. It’s just that I don’t want to cause trouble for her. Yan Qi, you go and have a drink with her, I’m too lazy to care about her. These women are all left to you."
Yan Qi looked at Lin Ruoxian with a meaningful smile on her face, stretched out her hand, and said nothing.
Lin Ruoxian rolled her eyes at Yan Qi angrily: "You know the money, it's still three thousand taels. I'll give you a task. Get 'aunt' drunk."
"Don't worry, since I have received the money, I will definitely do good things. Miss, you can watch the show on the side."
Yan Qi walked towards Lin Hui with a smile, looked at her ghostly face, and smiled like a spring breeze: "Oh, hello, aunt, I was busy just now and neglected you, old man, so I specially propose a toast to you. The eldest lady is not feeling well and should not drink alcohol. I’ll toast you on behalf of the eldest lady, and you must appreciate it.”
Lin Hui's face was covered with makeup and powder residue. She looked at Yan Qi and her eyes lit up. She grabbed a girl with heavy makeup next to her and looked at Yan Qi carefully. She said: "Yan Qi, you don't need to toast me. Let me introduce this to you. The girl is my daughter, just call her Lanlan."
Yan Qi looked at Lan Lan, who was wearing heavy make-up. She thought the girl looked pretty good, maybe 70, but the make-up was too heavy and vulgar. She looked like a girl who ran away from a brothel and was too dusty.
Yan Qi showed no interest and gave a perfunctory smile: "Oh! Lan Lan, hello!"
But Lan Lan boldly came up and looked at Yan Qi with bright eyes and strong interest. She reached out to grab Yan Qi's sleeve: "Brother, come, let's have a drink. Come sit here with me."
"Ah?" Yan Qi was a little confused.
What's going on? Is this girl in love? Now is not the season for animals to mate.
Seeing this scene, the eldest lady frowned and stood up immediately. Her beautiful eyes were fixed on Lan Lan's hand holding Yan Qi's sleeve, her red lips pursed tightly.
"Who is this girl? She dares to grab Yan Qi's sleeve, hum!"
Lin Hui looked at Yan Qi, looking left and right, up and down.
Yan Qi was confused.
What are you looking at? Do you think you are the mother-in-law looking after your son-in-law?
Lin Hui looked at Yan Qi for a long time and nodded with satisfaction: "Yan Qi, why do you need to be a servant? Why don't you come to my house and teach my daughter Lanlan how to read. Look, how beautiful Lanlan is, I tell you You, many people have come to propose marriage, but I have not agreed to any of them. However, Lan Lan is very fond of you. Come, you guys sit here and have a good chat, while drinking. "
Yan Qi couldn't laugh or cry: She wants me to be her son-in-law.
What's going on?
When the eldest lady heard this, her eyebrows stood up in anger, her buttocks twisted in a hurry, she hurried over, pointed at Yan Qi and said angrily: "You are my personal assistant, you don't serve me, but you come here to chat with girls, what are you thinking?" So dirty? Go aside and stand, review and reflect!"
