Xu Songhua was despising Lin Ruoxian, and he was making fun of the Lin family's servants and maids. He felt ecstatic and very comfortable.
But just when the spring breeze was triumphant, a servant stood in front of him, looking at him with a half-smile, with a hint of ridicule.
"Who are you?"
Xu Songhua looked at Yan Qi and found that he was wearing a green robe and a small hat. He was obviously a servant, but his eyes were bright and his aura was strong, which made him different from others. Even those talented people didn't seem to have this kind of determination.
Yan Qi said: "My name is Yan Qi, and I am the new servant of the Lin family."
"Oh, he's just a new servant."
Xu Songhua asked with some disdain: "Are you promoted from the talented group?"
Thinking that this guy looks obviously different from those melon skins, he must be a talented man.
Yan Qi laughed loudly: "Your eyesight is not very good. I am not in the talented group, I am the first place in the ordinary group."
"What? You were promoted from the ordinary group? Haha, funny, so funny."
Xu Songhua was stunned for a moment, then burst into laughter, and couldn't help but taunt: "Since you are a servant of the ordinary group, do you mean you have never studied?"
Yan Qi said: "That's right."
Xu Songhua was overjoyed, and his face was full of sarcasm: "Since you have never studied, how dare you stand up and confront the opponent? Is there something wrong with your head? Those talented people cannot match the opponent, and you are a vulgar person who has never studied. How can you be a good match for such a person? In my opinion, you should do a promising job such as feeding pigs and herding sheep."
Yan Qi chuckled: "I'm sorry, I neither feed pigs nor herd sheep, but I raise a few small snakes and toads, especially that toad. As soon as he sees me, he laughs endlessly and stops. Don’t come down.”
"As soon as the toad sees you, he laughs endlessly? Is there such a toad who is so understanding of human nature?"
Xu Songhua hesitated for a moment, then suddenly realized that he was laughing, and he was still looking at Yan Qi smiling. He immediately woke up, stood up suddenly, his face flushed, pointed at Yan Qing and asked: "You little servant, how dare you scold me?" Is it a toad? You are so brave."
Yan Qi looked confused: "I don't understand what Xu Juren means? Why do you think you are a toad? But then again, when a toad sits in a well and looks at the sky, he thinks he has seen everything. In fact, he only sees something as big as a palm. A piece of sky..."
At this point, everyone burst out laughing, secretly appreciating Yan Qi's quick thinking and sharp tongue.
"Yan Qi, you dare to compare me to a toad and mock me for my lack of knowledge? You are a very brave little servant. How can I tolerate you when you are so arrogant?"
Xu Songhua was so angry that his face turned black, his head was filled with anger, his internal organs exploded, and his cool demeanor completely disappeared. His eyes glowed green and he stared at Yan Qi fiercely.
Apart from being annoyed, he was also a little surprised.
Since this guy has never studied, why does he speak so eloquently?
And, how dare you mock me in front of hundreds of people?
Where did this guy come from?
Qiuxiang did not expect that Yan Qi would make the arrogant Xu Songhua extremely embarrassed as soon as he appeared on the stage. Especially, the comparison of Xu Songhua to a toad sitting in a well and looking at the sky was quite apt.
Brother Qi, you are really a wonderful person.
Lin Ruyi jumped up on the side, hugged Xu Songhua's arm, stared at Yan Qi fiercely, and cursed: "Ms. sir, this Yan Qi is such an idiot. He is arrogant and domineering, bullying his master. He just tricked me and even used Snakes and toads disgust me, wuwu, that toad got into my pants, sir, you must not let him go."
Xu Songhua's face was livid with anger, he pointed at Yan Qi and shouted angrily: "You little servant, you dare to insult my wife and slander my reputation. You are really bullying me."
Yan Qi smiled faintly: "Only you and your wife are allowed to insult the Lin family, but we are not allowed to insult you and your wife? What's the point? You are also a scholar, so you should know the principle of not being disrespectful in return, right?"
"you……"
Xu Songhua's face was livid. He was ridiculed by Yan Qi and could not refute.
Wang Zhibai, Sun Sheng and others applauded warmly.
With Yan Qi's sharp counterattack, the servants saved a lot of face.
Xu Songhua held it in for a long time, and finally rolled up his sleeves and said bitterly: "This little servant is just trying to show off his sharp teeth and sharp mouth. I am an official, how can I quarrel with a villain like you?"
Yan Qidao: "If you can't fight, then don't fight. Why do you have to say so high-sounding? You have already promoted people, so you should have something to say. Why are you so hypocritical?"
"you you……"
Xu Songhua was going crazy, his fighting power was reduced to zero, and he was speechless by Yan Qi. After holding it in for a long time, he finally suppressed his anger, pointed at the couplet, and said bitterly: "It's useless to talk more. Today, if you If you can match the couplet, I'll let you pass. If you can't match the couplet, you'll never even think about stepping into a teahouse."
Yan Qi glanced at the couplet for a few times and smiled carelessly: "I am just a servant. I have never studied and I don't know a few Chinese characters. I don't know how to understand such a profound knowledge about pairs. However, your level of pairing is too high." It’s bad, the grade is too low, it’s a bad street, I can deal with it casually, without even thinking about it.”
"What?"
Xu Songhua was so angry at Yan Qi's mocking words that he laughed angrily: "You said that my pairing level is too poor and my level is too low, without even thinking about it? You are really arrogant, okay, you can pair it now, if you can Against these two pairs, I have to admit that my pairing skills are too poor and terrible."
He didn't believe it. How could a young servant who hadn't read a book have such confidence? There had to be a limit to bragging.
Yan Qi shook his head: "Okay, then I'll just talk about it casually. Xu Songhua, you can say the first couplet. My eyesight is not good and I can't see the words clearly."
"You're so arrogant. You can't read the words clearly and you dare to say that my pair is bad, and you're not afraid of flashing your tongue!"
Xu Songhua sneered: "Visitors from all over, sitting here for a while will make no difference between you and me."
Yan Qi said without hesitation: "There is a road at both ends, let's eat our own food."
Oh my God, he was actually right.
All the servants were excited. They didn't expect Yan Qi to be so talented.
Wang Zhibai praised: "The couplets are extremely neat."
Sun Sheng laughed: "The artistic conception echoes back and forth."
Qu Feng said: "It can be said that they are perfect, Brother Yan is a great talent."
Qiuxiang's brows relaxed, and she finally breathed a sigh of relief: Fortunately, Brother Qi was here, otherwise, how could he have cured the arrogant Xu Songhua?
Xu Songhua was greatly surprised. He didn't expect that Yan Qi really didn't have to think twice and came up with the second couplet: "Longjing Yunwu Maojian Melon Piece Biluochun."
Yan Qi blurted out without thinking: "Silver Needle Maofeng Monkey King Manna Purple Bamboo Shoot Tea."
Xu Songhua was completely dumbfounded: No way, they actually met again.
Could it be that my couplets are really bad?
Yan Qi curled her lips: "Xu Da Juren, I have told you that your couplets are of too low a standard, just like those of a bad street. If you still don't believe it, look at me, a little servant who doesn't know how to write and ink, and he can do it casually. You're like this All the books you read were in vain. Hey, tell me secretly, did you buy your chancellor? How much money did it cost?"