Yan Qi got her wish and moved into a small courtyard.
This kind of private courtyard was originally prepared for the servants of the Lin Mansion's veteran level, or only employees who have made significant contributions to the Lin Mansion are eligible to stay.
It was unbelievable that Yan Qi, who had entered the Lin Mansion for less than a day, was treated like a senior servant because of his sharp tongue.
All the servants were envious and jealous of Yan Qi.
In the evening, Wang Zhibai and Sun Sheng came to visit, brought their own drinks, and had a small gathering with Yan Qi.
The three of them formed a clique of their own.
Wang Zhibai drank the wine and gave a thumbs up to Yan Qi: "Brother Yan, you are still great. Look at how arrogant Zhang Wencai is, but you still make him unable to get off the stage. After I drank, I refused to accept anyone, so I helped him. Wall, and then, I still obey Brother Yan."
Sun Sheng also drank, his face flushed, and he slammed the table: "Zhang Wencai is a villain. Our relationship is finally settled. Brother Yan, you have to be prepared, he won't give up just now." .”
Yan Qi waved his hand proudly: "What are you afraid of? Three cobblers can stand up to Zhuge Liang. Not only are the three of us not cobblers, but we are also three great talents. Why can't we stand up to two Zhuge Liang? As long as we brothers work together, we will definitely end the conflict. The root of literary talent.”
"Well said, Brother Yan, from now on, you and I will be the leader of the two."
Wang Zhibai, Sun Sheng, and Yan Qi drank happily.
It wasn't until midnight that I went back to rest drunk.
After Yan Qi drank the wine, she stood coquettishly on the second floor window sill, looking up at the bright moon in the sky, holding her wine glass high, and out of interest, she started reciting poetry again.
"Singing to wine, how many years there are in life! Just like the morning dew, the passing days are full of hardships. Generosity should be used to make worries unforgettable. Du Kang is the only one who can relieve worries. Qingqingzi chants, soothing my heart..."
He chanted coquettishly for a while, then suddenly urinated urgently, unbuttoned his pants and peeed, and sang obscenely: "A big river has wide waves..."
"asshole!"
Suddenly there was a shout from under the window.
A red figure emerged from the ivy under the window like an arrow. The charming figure drew a graceful arc in mid-air. It swooped up to the second floor and grabbed Yan Qi. With a sharp The sword was pressed against his neck.
It is the woman in red robe.
Yan Qi was so embarrassed. He hadn't pulled up his pants yet, and 'Xiao Yan Qi' was still outside blowing air. What was even more disturbing was that he had only peed half of his urine and was holding back the other half. It was so uncomfortable.
"I said, beauty, can you not be so reckless next time? I only peed half of my urine and held back the other half. Do you know this is very bad for men? If I get prostatitis, I will settle the score with you."
How does the woman in red robe understand what prostatitis is? With a face full of embarrassment, Yan Qi pressed the sword against his chest, shook his wet hair, and pursed his red lips tightly: "You bastard, are you trying to trick me on purpose? Do you want to die?"
Yan Qi secretly pulled up her pants to prevent Xiao Yan Qi from being exposed. She argued unconvincingly: "Why did I fool you? You can't talk properly. It's not raining outside. Why is your hair wet?"
The red-robed woman was filled with embarrassment and anger: "It's not your fault! I want to kill you now."
"What good thing did I do?"
Yan Qi suddenly woke up. He was standing on the second floor window and making noises.
Did the trickling stream rain on the red-robed woman?
Holy shit!
Yan Qi was dumbfounded, it couldn't be such a coincidence, but he was snickering in his heart: You, a little girl, have this day too, this is called a urine bath, Brother Qi rewards you, do you know?
However, looking at the red-robed woman's charming face full of anger and the sparks shooting out of her beautiful eyes, one knew that she was extremely angry and would kill someone if she disagreed with her.
Let's say something nice, this little tiger is going crazy.
Yan Qi deliberately made an embarrassed expression: "Oh, beauty, I really didn't mean it. I was drunk and peeing. Who would have thought that you would be hiding down there?"
"However, you hid under my window last time and got caught in the water. This time you hid under my window again. Are you so fond of peeping? Besides, you are also a martial arts master. You can dodge swords, guns, bones and sticks, but you can't dodge a few drops of hiss? This is unscientific. It seems that your martial arts is really average and not at the top level."
Yan Qi's ridicule put all the blame on the red-robed woman.
In terms of eloquence, the red-robed girl is not as good as Yan Qi.
"I'll say it again, first of all, I'm not peeping, and secondly, if you dare to doubt my martial arts again, believe it or not, I will poke two holes in your body to let you feel it?"
"There's no need to poke holes in me."
Yan Qi shook his head hastily: "I just want to know, you are so good at martial arts, why can't you avoid being booed?"
"I..." The woman in red robe is so depressed.
She had actually been lurking around the courtyard for a long time, but Wang Zhibai and Sun Sheng were drinking with Yan Qi. It was not convenient for her to go in, so she hid in the grass and listened to Yan Qi and others blowing water while regulating her breathing.
After a while, she heard Yan Qi reciting poetry.
"Singing to wine, how many years there are in life! Just like the morning dew, the passing days are full of hardships. Generosity should be used to make worries unforgettable. Du Kang is the only one who can relieve worries. Qingqingzi chants, soothing my heart..."
The red-robed woman was obsessed with listening to it, forgetting herself. This poem was so tasteful that it distracted her from other things. Even if Yan Qi was peeing, she didn't notice it until the trickle of water dripped on her body.
Although the red-robed woman knew that Yan Qi didn't mean it and that everything was her own fault, the thought of her hair and body being soaked with Yan Qi's urine made her feel extremely ashamed and angry.
Could it be that Yan Qi is my nemesis in life, why am I bullied by him every time?
I obviously have martial arts, but I got fooled.
How infuriating!
Yan Qi hurriedly changed the subject: "Beauty, you are already wet. Do you feel uncomfortable? I think you should take a bath first. I have a bathroom here. It is very modern. After you wash it off, you will naturally feel comfortable. ”
This suggestion is very tempting to women in red robes. Girls love to be clean.
It was so uncomfortable to be stained with Yan Qi's urine.
The red-robed woman was embarrassed, shy, and angrily gouging out Yan Qi's eyes: "Just wait for me. I will settle the score with you when I come out. You are not allowed to peek while I take a shower, or I will dig out your eyeballs."
Yan Qi waved her hand disdainfully: "I still want to go pee, who wants to peek at you taking a shower?"
The bathroom was filled with steam and the sound of gurgling water could be heard.
This voice had a natural allure, which made Yan Qi want to take a closer look.
However, thinking about the sharp sword in the hand of the red-robed woman, I forgot about it.
Moreover, he still doesn't understand that the woman in red robe has been washing for half an hour and hasn't finished washing yet. Does she really regard this place as her own home?
Or is she deliberately trying to seduce him?
Squeak!
While Yan Qi was thinking wildly, the bathroom door finally opened.
The woman in red robe walked out wearing a man's clothes.
Yan Qi put these clothes in the bathroom for a change of clothes, but unexpectedly they were occupied by the woman in red robe.
Yan Qi glanced into the bathroom and saw that the red-robed woman's clothes were placed on the stool, and the red bra and panties were also lying there.
Yan Qi glanced back at the red-robed woman and snickered in her heart: Have you taken off your bra and pants? So, she's not wearing anything underneath?
