The next morning, not long after Xu Cheng got up, he was brushing his teeth in the toilet when he heard the door open.
He stuck his head out with a toothbrush in his mouth, and saw Qiu Gongyue coming in from the entrance hall. The two looked at each other, both stunned.
Xu Cheng didn't expect Akimiya Yue to come back so quickly. From Muroto to Tokyo, this was at least as fast as staying up all night to get back. Are you in such a hurry to come back and poop?
Qiu Gongyue rushed back overnight just to make a time difference.
If the landlord wasn't here, there was no doubt that he was the bastard who dared to take the place of Screaming Dad.
But my speed is already fast enough. How come he is faster than me? Does he have three legs?
Xu Cheng spit out a mouthful of foam into the washbasin and said hello as usual: "Qiugong-sang, are you back from your business trip?"
Qiu Gongyue nodded and said meaningfully: "Mr. Landlady, are you always at home?"
Xu Cheng replied casually: "Yes, after all, I am still a magician who has been single for as long as my age. I can only stay at home and cannot become a monk."
Qiu Gongyue glanced at him lightly.
Although the face, body shape, and voice are different, the attitude and tone of speaking are exactly the same. Ninety percent of them are the same person.
Especially in the branch of Giving the Dead, when Qiu Gongyue taught Xu Cheng the breathing method, she firmly grasped his manner and tone of voice at close range.
But this is not the most direct evidence.
Returning this time, Qiu Gongyue has absolute confidence that she can expose Xu Cheng's false appearance.
Because she has already obtained two key pieces of evidence.
Returning to the room with the suitcase, Qiu Gongyue checked the room and found that the trap left behind had not been destroyed, which meant that Xu Cheng followed the agreement and did not sneak in when she was no longer around.
"Although it's unreasonable, he still keeps his word."
A few hours later, while Xu Cheng was watering the flowers on the balcony, Qiu Gongyue walked out: "Mr. Landlady, my cell phone is pregnant. Can you give me a call?"
Xu Cheng unpreparedly took out his cell phone and handed it to her. He realized the moment he was about to take it off and didn't let go.
Qiu Gongyue wanted to take it over, but found that Xu Cheng was holding her tightly, and couldn't help but ask: "Mr. Landlady, is there a problem?"
Of course, there is a big problem.
Xu Cheng remembered that in the branch of Granting the Dead, he used his mobile phone to show Qiu Gongyue the magnetic link.
Now she suddenly came over to borrow her cell phone. She obviously took note of the style and appearance of the phone, and maybe even some scratches.
If you show her your phone, wouldn't you reveal your identity?
Xu Cheng pulled the phone back: "Sorry, I just remembered that my phone is out of credit and I can't make calls."
Qiu Gongyue pulled the phone over: "Then let me surf the Internet."
Xu Cheng pulled back again: "The WIFI was broken this morning."
Qiu Gongyue pulled back again: "Lend me a photo."
Xu Cheng pulled back again: "The calendar says it's not a good time to take pictures today."
"Then let me use the calculator."
"Are you a graduate of prenatal education?"
The two of them, two top pulling masters, started to pull each other, and their moves were even more coquettish than sex.
Finally, Xu Cheng got angry and decided to fight back: "Qiugong-sang, you have so much time to mess with me, why don't you cook lunch? Speaking of which, you are a chef. I haven't eaten your food for a long time. Last time you Didn’t you say you know Chinese food?”
Faced with Xu Cheng's suspicious eyes, Qiu Gongyue couldn't say a single word "no" and could only swallow the bitter pill of her previous character design: "Yes, but I am a beginner and can only cook home-cooked dishes."
"It doesn't matter, I just like home-cooked food, but don't fool me with Chinese food."
Qiu Gongyue realized that she couldn't check Xu Cheng's phone today, but needed to maintain her chef persona.
She let go of her phone and left the house on the pretext of buying ingredients.
As a killer, Akimiya Yue can of course cook, and is also good at Western and Japanese food, but who is the Chinese food?
Really unfamiliar.
Never understood it at all.
While heading to the supermarket, she took out her mobile phone and opened YouTube to search for Chinese food. Soon, a simple video caught her attention.
"Hello everyone, I am Wang Gang, and in this video I will share with you a home-cooked dish..."
After Qiu Gongyue watched the video in fast forward, her eyes were straightened.
Is this what he calls home-cooked food?
After buying ingredients from the supermarket and returning home, Qiu Gongyue dove into the kitchen.
Xu Cheng had already taken advantage of her departure to format his phone, delete all personal habits, and even clean the outer shell to make sure it was unrecognizable.
He was sitting in the living room, listening to the crackling noises coming from the kitchen.
During this period, a live fish jumped out and was caught by Qiu Gongyue.
When Xu Cheng was hungry, Qiu Gongyue came out with a large basin full of boiled fish and put it on the dining table with a bang.
Xu Cheng's eyes widened - I'm afraid you have some misunderstanding about home-cooked food.
Moreover, this was a full pot, with not a few pieces of fish visible in it. It was all filled with chili peppers swimming in the water. The soup was as red as blood, which reminded people of Jay Chou's chrysanthemum remnants.
Xu Cheng had just made up his mind that no matter what Qiu Gongyue cooked, he would try it, but this pepper was the only one, because he was from Guangdong Province and couldn't eat spicy food at all!
Qiu Gongyue was very attentive and handed over a pair of bowls and chopsticks: "Try it, Mr. Landlady, I am very confident in my work."
Xu Cheng was very vigilant: "Qiugong Sang, why don't you eat first."
Qiu Gongyue crossed her hands and a light flashed in her eyes: "Is the landlord afraid? As a Chinese, I don't dare to eat Chinese food."
Xu Cheng immediately became angry: "Who says I'm afraid? It's boring to just eat too much, why not add a bonus, and in the end the people who can't stand it will bark like a dog."
"no problem."
Qiu Gongyue picked up the chopsticks, accurately picked out a piece of fish from the pepper, put it into her mouth, chewed it carefully a few times and then swallowed it.
Her eating posture is very elegant, and her sparkling cherry lips are even more charming.
Seeing her expression as usual, Xu Cheng didn't believe that he would lose to a Japanese girl. He put a piece of fish meat into his mouth, chewed it a few times and swallowed it.
Then he trembled twice as if he was electrocuted, and his whole body became numb.
He looked at Qiu Gongyue with a ferocious face, his face as red as a monkey's butt: "Did you put poison in it??"
Qiu Gongyue continued to eat the fish fillet calmly: "It's nothing, just a bottle of Death Chili Sauce."
Xu Cheng: "..."
What a cruel woman, she actually made them die together in this way, he had to admit defeat.
By the time Xu Cheng came back from rinsing his mouth, Qiu Gongyue had already stopped her chopsticks: "Mr. Landlady, if you are willing to admit defeat, please start your performance."
Xu Cheng is not a loser: "No problem, then I will start barking like a dog."
Qiu Gongyue waited quietly to appreciate it, but after waiting for a long time, she didn't see Xu Cheng speak, and asked doubtfully: "Mr. Landlady?"
Xu Cheng said: "Mr. Landlady."
Qiu Gongyue frowned: "Don't you want to learn how to bark like a dog?"
Xu Cheng also said, "Don't you want to learn how to bark like a dog?"
Qiu Gongyue's eyes widened: "Are you implying that I am a dog?"
Xu Cheng's eyes widened as he waited: "Are you implying that I am a dog?"
Qiu Gongyue was so angry that she clapped her hands on the dining table and stood up. Xu Cheng quickly raised his hand to stop her: "Wait a minute, I only agreed to bark like a dog, not to fight with a dog!"
Qiu Gongyue: "..."
She suddenly raised her round and slender thighs and kicked Xu Cheng out with a sweep.
He took out a few flying knives from the Absolute Domain and threw them over, nailing Xu Cheng to the wall. Then he picked up the leftover boiled fish and poured it into Xu Cheng's mouth until he died. Cause of death: Xu Cheng Call.
Qiu Gongyue took a deep breath to interrupt the little theater in her head, but her full chest was still rising and falling with anger.
The reason he looked so deserving of a beating was because he didn't run away.
Qiu Gongyue almost wanted to show off her cards directly, expose Xu Cheng's identity, and then beat him up...
Wait, it seems I can’t beat him.
Qiu Gongyue was stunned, then glared at Xu Cheng fiercely, turned around and went back to the room.
After entering the bedroom, Qiu Gongyue rushed to the kettle at lightning speed, poured herself a full bottle of water, then stuck out her pink little tongue, and kept fanning herself with both hands.
She obviously wanted to punish him severely, but in the end, she ate more and was called a dog.
Qiu Gongyue felt like her head was buzzing, and she was secretly angry. Next time she didn't find a chance to stuff the chili pepper into his skin, she would write her name upside down.
