The cashier thought he heard wrongly and asked again: "How much do you want?"
Fang Cheng smiled and said, "Ten boxes, you heard that right."
The cashier had no choice but to turn around and go to the shelf to get it, muttering to himself that the wholesalers didn't buy as much as you. Do you want to use ten boxes to blow up balloons?
When he brought ten boxes over, Fang Cheng picked them up, looked at them, and then threw them back: "It's too small, I want the largest size."
Cashier: "..."
He took it based on his own size, but he didn't expect to receive silent ridicule and a critical blow.
When the cashier came back with the ten largest sizes, Ye Yuqing had already put her hands behind her back and slowly walked in: "What are you buying?"
The cashier looked up at Ye Yuqing's face and then at the size of her chest.
For a moment, a strong sense of sadness arose in my heart, as if I had drunk several jars of adult vinegar.
I am still working late at night, and I have never even touched a girl's hand in my entire life, but the kid in front of me can bring a beautiful girl with big breasts to buy ten boxes of small umbrellas.
Recharge now and explode! ! !
Fang Cheng noticed the envious look in the cashier's eyes and smiled at him. While paying, he answered Ye Yuqing's question: "Buy a small umbrella."
Ye Yuqing was stunned, her entire face quickly turned as red as a monkey's butt, and she shouted, "Why did you buy this?!!"
"Didn't you just say you wanted to play games with me?"
Fang Cheng turned to look at her strangely: "If you don't use this, aren't you afraid of being careless and eating porridge?"
Only then did Ye Yuqing remember what she had just said, and she stammered: "Then there's no need to buy so much, right?"
Fang Cheng shook his head and said, "Not much, we can use it to blow up balloons."
Ye Yuqing: (°ー°〃)
Watching Fang Cheng pull away the blushing Ye Yuqing, the cashier felt that the world was not worth it and committed suicide.
Alas, another juicy melon is about to be hit by precision strikes, phase rush, and the grip of immortality.
Seeing other people getting married, the cashier, who has been single for many years, also felt an impulse in her heart.
He took out his mobile phone and sent a message to a girl he had had a crush on for many years: "Yumi-chan, I have liked you for a long time, please be my girlfriend."
The next second I got the reply: "I'm sorry, you are a good person."
Cashier: ┭┮﹏┭┮
...a cut of plum blossoms...
Love hotel, couple suite.
Ye Yuqing sat on the chair and looked at Fang Cheng who was taking a bath in the bathroom, her mind went blank.
Alas alas? I was just joking, why did it become like this?
Ye Yuqing was a little confused. She did have the urge to give up on herself and give it to Fang Cheng for the first time, but she quickly calmed down and gave up this ridiculous idea.
As a result, the bastard looked uninterested, turned around, bought a small umbrella and took her to the hotel.
She suddenly remembered that Fang Cheng seemed to have said that he often brought girls to the hotel to play games.
Oh my God, is it true?
But it's normal to think about it. This bastard is so handsome. If he waves his hand, countless shameless women will take the initiative to eat hot dogs.
The bastard also lied to me and said he was a virgin, but he was clearly a Neptune.
Ye Yuqing subconsciously hugged her arms tightly, feeling that her chastity was in danger.
She glanced at the bathroom, then stood up quietly, tiptoed towards the door, ready to escape.
When her hand touched the door handle, Fang Cheng's voice suddenly sounded from behind: "Where are you going?"
Ye Yuqing trembled all over, turned around slowly, and saw Fang Cheng walking out of the bathroom.
Fang Cheng only wore a bath towel around his waist, and his naked upper body was perfect. His abdominal muscles and mermaid lines were clearly visible, enough to make a slut drool.
Men like to see women with good figures, just as women like to see men with good figures.
Looking at Fang Cheng's figure, Ye Yuqing felt her heart pounding and her cheeks began to heat up.
But she still tried to pretend to be indifferent, crossed her arms and said, "It's none of your business where I go."
"You don't want to run away, do you?"
"Who do you look down on?"
Fang Cheng dried his hair, threw the towel aside, and walked towards Ye Yuqing.
Ye Yuqing suddenly panicked.
"What are you going to do? Don't come over. I'm warning you not to touch me!! Ah!!!"
She wanted to open the door and escape, but Fang Cheng picked her up and threw her on the bed.
Fang Cheng threw a box of small umbrellas on the bed: "Open it yourself."
Ye Yuqing picked it up and threw it at Fang Cheng's face: "Get out!"
Fang Cheng caught the small umbrella thrown over and walked towards the bed with a smile: "You said you wanted to play games with me. What is your attitude now?"
As Fang Cheng approached, Ye Yuqing stepped back on the bed and quickly shrank into a corner.
She shouted at Fang Cheng: "Go away, I don't want to play any games with you at all."
"Have you forgotten what you just said?"
"Can't I regret it?"
"Repent? It's not up to you now. If I say you want to play, you must play."
Fang Cheng jumped onto the bed and opened all ten boxes of small umbrellas one by one: "I tell you, you can't leave until you use these tonight."
Seeing that Fang Cheng seemed to be serious, Ye Yuqing shouted angrily: "If you dare to touch me, Minghui will not forgive you."
Fang Cheng took out something and threw it at her: "Stop talking nonsense and take it apart."
Something hit Ye Yuqing's chest and bounced back.
Fang Cheng: (._.)
Ye Yuqing covered her chest with both hands and looked at Fang Cheng angrily.
Fang Cheng picked it up and threw it over. Ye Yuqing reached out to catch it. She was about to throw it at Fang Cheng's face when she realized that what he was throwing was her cell phone.
"Why is my phone in your hand?"
"I touched it just now. Do you know how to play mobile games?"
Fang Cheng took apart the small umbrella, picked up his mobile phone, opened the LOL-like game he often played, and asked her.
Ye Yuqing nodded subconsciously. Asaka Akie doesn't play mobile games, but she does, and her skills are good.
"As long as you know how to play, let's play solo. The person who loses a round will blow up a small umbrella and do fifty sit-ups."
"ha?"
Ye Yuqing looked at him in confusion: "You said playing games...is this it?"
"if not?"
Fang Cheng invited her to fight and said, "I don't mind if you want to change to a human version."
Ye Yuqing: (*￣︿￣)convex
…
When I returned home from the love hotel, it was still dark.
Ye Yuqing slipped out of the back seat of the motorcycle, her legs softened and she fell forward.
Fortunately, Fang Cheng reached out and picked her up, then helped her to the door of the house and asked her to take out the key and open the door.
After entering the living room, Fang Cheng threw Ye Yuqing on the sofa and returned to Asaka Minghui's house after half a month. Nothing had changed.
Ye Yuqing lay on the sofa and stared at Fang Cheng with angry eyes.
After playing games at the love hotel for most of the night tonight, Ye Yuqing's cheeks were swollen, and her waist and legs were almost broken from exhaustion.
With her own strength, she blew up ten boxes of small umbrellas and then did hundreds of sit-ups and squats.
Fang Cheng is simply a devil. Even though she has never lost a single solo, he actually forces her to complete all the punishments.
The most irritating thing is to choose a hero who can go E and E. Every time after killing her, she has to flash her dog tags like crazy next to the corpse and point question marks on the floor.
Ye Yuqing couldn't help but play solo with Fang Cheng several times and beat this bastard to death.
"Where's the landlady?"
Fang Cheng poured water for Ye Yuqing and asked, "Has she preached to you recently?"
"No!"
Ye Yuqing said angrily: "You care so much about my grandmother, are you a granny-controller?"
Fang Cheng reached out and flicked her head, then walked towards the door: "Let's go, see you next time."
Ye Yuqing didn't get up to see her off, and soon the sound of a motorcycle engine sounded outside, gradually fading away.
The house became calm again, and after a while, footsteps sounded from the stairs.
The landlord, Grandma Matsuda, came down from the second floor and came to the sofa in the living room with a kind smile: "Yuqing is back? Are you hungry? I'll feed you."
Ye Yuqing stared at Grandma Matsuda coldly, and suddenly poured the water from the glass on her face.
"roll!"
Grandma Matsuda's smile did not change at all, and she continued to smile: "Don't be angry, the day of God's coming is coming soon, and by then we will all be able to enter the Paradise of Paradise, and we will all have a bright future..."
Ye Yuqing silently stood up from the sofa, endured the pain in her waist and legs, and walked towards her room.
Grandma Matsuda was still standing in the living room and chanting: "Wash away the original sin, and we will enjoy bliss and happiness forever..."
