There are mountains in Jinyang named Wanxing. There is a sect in Wanxing Mountain called Jixing.
White mist is lingering, solitary geese are flying together. There is a pool on the Jixing Peak in Qijue Mountain. There is a long pavilion in the pool. There is a person sitting on the ground in the pavilion.
And at this moment, a man came up from the peak, with fluttering white clothes, an immortal spirit, a good appearance, and eyes that made people tremble with coldness.
Jiang Butao looked at the people sitting in the pavilion, a trace of exhaustion flashed in his cold eyes, and he couldn't help but let out a long sigh.
He walked over, walked to the pavilion, and walked to the opposite side of the man.
"Snort, snore, snore..."
The man's eyebrows were slightly wrinkled, as if he had a nightmare. His eyebrows were beautiful, his nose was thin, and his lips were thin, red, like a lady.
But everyone in Ji Xing knows that he is a man with a female form. Everyone in the world should know that this famous head of Ji Xing Sect is named Taiyi. As for his real name, no one knows.
Jiang Butao said:
"Master, all the heroes are gathered together, the one who comes here is not good."
"Hululu, huh, huh, huh..."
Jiang Budao added: "In a few days, there will be a holy meeting. I suggest not to hold it. There are many people and it is chaotic. If those people insist on coming, the things will be given to the one who can handle the task. It is considered a surrender." With the name, Ji Xing may even go one step further by then.”
"Hululu, huh, huh, huh..."
Jiang Butao sighed again, leaned close to Taiyi's ear, and whispered:
"I agree with the salary increase for the disciples of the sect."
Taiyi suddenly woke up!
He anxiously grabbed Jiang Butao's collar and said anxiously: "Quickly! Kill that person and silence him! We can't get a salary increase! We can't let other disciples and elders know!"
Jiang Butao's mouth twitched and he opened Taiyi's hand.
"Master, in your opinion, promotion and salary increase are much greater than the crisis at Shanmen."
When Dayi heard that there was no salary increase, he felt relieved, yawned, and said in a daze: "Close the door, you can't guard against the thief who is thinking about you."
"Then this thing..."
"Promise."
Jiang Butao frowned and said with concern, "Can we save it? Do we need to rely on the imperial court? But their attitude after Yun Fan's incident is a bit unclear."
"The holy meeting will be held as usual, they are coming, I... snore, snore, snore..."
Taiyi tilted his head and fell into a deep sleep, with snot running out of his nose.
Jiang Butao didn't wake him up again, Taiyi was already too tired.
He turned around and left. He came to prepare for the next holy meeting. Since the leader said he would do it, he would do it in a glorious way. If he wanted to protect this thing, then he would not do it. As long as there is one breath left, there will be no one. Take it away.
...
"You mean I can become a closed disciple?" Yi Jianxin said in surprise.
"Of course." A young man wearing Ji Xing Taoist robes said with a smile, "Monks don't lie."
As he spoke, he took out a piece of paper and an ink pen, and said with a smile: "As long as you sign this contract, you will be a closed disciple of Jiexing."
Yi Jianxin took the piece of paper and looked at it.
The content...cannot be understood.
I don’t know which language it is in. It may be Persian or Tianli.
He smelled something deceptive in it.
Yi Jianxin asked hesitantly: "Jixing is a serious sect, right?"
"You like to sign or not." The man curled his lips and made a move to take the piece of paper back. "If you don't do it, there are people who will do it."
"No! I'll sign!" Yi Jianxin still agreed. He took some time to dip the jade pendant before, and then when he arrived at the Jixing gate, he saw this Jixing disciple, so he gave him the jade pendant. .
He thought about it, it didn't look like this person was fake.
The master said, seize every opportunity! Yi Jianxin signed his name three or five times, and finally handed it to the person.
The man put the paper away with a smile.
"Welcome to Pole Star, junior brother, come with me."
So just like that, Yi Jianxin became a glorious Ji Xing Sect disciple.
The two of them climbed the mountain. This was the main peak, named Tianzhao. The two of them stepped on the steps, but the steps were really a bit long...
"No...no." Yi Jianxin said breathlessly, "There is still a long way to go!"
The man had his hands clasped behind his back and his face was relaxed. Seeing Yi Jianxin panting from exhaustion, he shook his head and said with a smile: "Cooking, just practice more."
Yi Jianxin rolled his eyes at him, his martial arts skills are amazing!
At this time, the man took out a pill and handed it to Yi Jianxin.
"This is a meeting gift given to you by senior brother."
Yi Jianxin studied the pill in his hand and asked, "What is this?"
The man smiled mysteriously: "Aphrodisiac pill."
"What?" Yi Jianxin thought he heard wrongly, good guy, a dignified state religion, one of the seven sects, selling aphrodisiac pills!
"Hey." The man said with a sad face, "These days, the money for incense is getting less and less. Even the elixir business in the past was miserable. The sect also needs money to operate."
"There is no way. There are so many people in Jixing. Practicing martial arts requires money, as well as food, clothing, housing and transportation, and wages have to be paid! I am owed one month's salary!"
Having said this, he took out six bottles of elixir directly from his sleeves.
"You see, it's not just about aphrodisiacs, we also sell Liuwei Dihuang Pills, Chunqing Powder, Golden Gun Oil, and Nine Heavens and Nine Nights Pill."
The dignified national religion, the slaying of demons and the defense of the Tao, the pole star of awe-inspiring righteousness! To buy such vulgar things! Is it the decline of human nature or the loss of morality? Sad! Woohoo!
Yi Jianxin said righteously: "Tell me more about the Nine Heavens and Nine Nights Pill."
The man took the elixir back and shook his head.
"Although everyone is aware of it, within the sect, such matters are still not allowed to be discussed."
Asking people to continue climbing the steps, Yi Jianxin suddenly asked: "By the way, you still don't know your senior brother's name?"
"The Taoist name is Enthalpy Change, and the real name is Wang Zaoxie. Just call him Senior Brother Enhan."
After walking for almost half an hour, we finally officially saw the gate of Pole Star!
Although Yi Jianxin was sweating profusely, his eyes were shining. When he walked through the door, he was a closed disciple! !
...
Yi Jianxin was wearing a brand new Taoist robe, holding a bell in his hand, and stood blankly in front of the gate.
Enbian also held the bell in his hand, and he said seriously: "Look out, you will learn the key to closing the disciples!"
Yi Jianxin nodded heavily, his eyes fixed on the enthalpy change, for fear of missing something.
"One Qi~Transform into Three Purities!"
"One Qi~Transform into Three Purities!"
"Please come in, guest~"
"In the guest house...eh?!"
Enbian opened the door with a smile on his face and made a welcoming gesture.
Everyone in Yijianxin was stunned. The disciple who closed the door together was this door!
He slammed the bell in his hand to the ground!
"You're cheating! I'm going to the Yamen to report you! You're deceiving innocent people!"
"Hey, hey, hey." Yanbian confidently took out the piece of paper. "It's written in black and white. We all signed a contract, and it has legal effect. Do you understand? You idiot?"
"Who can understand that bird text?"
"No, there is a translator."
"Um?"
Yanbian took out a magnifying glass from his sleeve and placed it in a corner of the paper where the contract matters were written.
"The liquidated damages are ten taels of silver." Enbian picked his ears and asked, "Cash or banknotes?"
"I love Ji Xing. Even if I am a closed disciple, I am content."
Yi Jianxin laughed and laughed, but he had already begun to curse in his heart.
What kind of serious sect is this? Isn’t this the leader of a pyramid scheme? ! ! ! !