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"Okay..." Yi Jianxin weakly bid farewell to the carriage that was driving away, feeling listless.
After the casino ran away, Mu Yunfan took him to buy two naan buns, and then he picked up the carriage and basically drove for the past two days except at night, and he only ate two naan buns in the past two days!
"Cheer up!" Mu Yunfan patted his back. "Let's go. I'll take you to sign up."
"Okay..." Yi Jianxin said weakly as before, following Mu Yunfan like a zombie.
After walking for a while, I suddenly saw the city gate in front of me. Businessmen and people were lining up to check their place of origin one by one.
"It's broken! I didn't bring it with me!" Yi Jianxin suddenly said in shock.
"When you go out, you don't even bring your hometown with you? Are you trying to make a living in the world, or are you trying to survive in the wilderness?" Mu Yunfan looked at him with eyes that cared for the disabled.
"Woooooooooooooooo, stop scolding, stop scolding!" Yi Jianxin covered his face and cried bitterly.
"Don't cry, don't cry, it's a trivial matter." Mu Yunfan smiled conceitedly, reaching for something inside the Taoist robe.
"Huh?" Mu Yunfan's smile disappeared instantly. He looked left and right, right and left, and finally got anxious and started to take off his clothes.
"Where is the letter of recommendation I wrote before?"
"If you have something to say, don't take off your clothes." Yi Jianxin looked at him warily, protecting his chest with his hands and taking a step back.
"Oh, no, I wrote you a letter of recommendation from Ma Zhan and it was stamped." Mu Yunfan took off his Taoist robe and rummaged around.
"Be more reliable!" Yi Jianxin held his forehead, feeling that the future was hopeless.
Mu Yunfan clicked his tongue, swung his Taoist robe and draped it over his shoulders.
"It seems you have some bad stereotypes about me. Back off, I'm about to start!"
"What are you going to do?" Yi Jianxin asked doubtfully.
Mu Yunfan smiled and said two words:
"Pack*"
After speaking, he held the unsheathed knife in his right hand and waved it casually, and a big tree in front of him suddenly fell down! But it was held up by an invisible force, as silent as a feather.
Yi Jianxin couldn't close his jaw in shock. After getting over the shock, his expression was quite complicated.
With this strength, but...
Then Mu Yunfan pulled out the knife and stepped in. In Yi Jianxin's questioning eyes, he made a cart with a cup of tea?
He pushed the cart out, pushed it forward and pulled it back, and after making sure it was usable, he said to Yi Jianxin: "Lie down on it."
"You...forget it." Yi Jianxin doesn't want to complain anymore. Others can cut through a tree as big as one with one knife. Cutting him must be like chopping vegetables. He should just shut up and be a good baby. good.
Yi Jianxin lay down on it, and then Mu Yunfan took out the long black cloth he used in the gambling house from his clothes, and covered Yi Jianxin tightly from top to bottom.
"No!" Yi Jianxin was shocked. He pulled off the black cloth and revealed a head. He said in disbelief, "You don't want me to play a dead person, do you?!"
"If you know, still ask." Mu Yunfan covered him with a cloth again. "Young man, these are necessary for your future. Remember to hold your breath while waiting for the examination."
Yi Jianxin gritted his teeth, clenched his fists, and recited silently in his heart over and over again: "For the sword, for the heroes..."
"Boys can be taught." Mu Yunfan muttered, and finally pushed the cart and joined the queue.
While queuing up, Yi Jianxin was lying down and was fine, so he couldn't help but wonder, what is Mu Yunfan's identity? And for what reason do you help yourself?
"Mu Yunfan...Pole Star Gate..."
Yi Jianxin suddenly thought of a possibility. It couldn't be that Mu Yunfan, right? What if it sounds the same? Impossible, impossible, I'm just thinking too much.
After constantly stopping and walking, he suddenly heard a deep voice, and he immediately held his breath and concentrated.
"Citizenship."
Mu Yunfan glanced at the cart, then took out the notebook with a smile and handed it to the city gate soldier.
"This is my Taoist book."
"Yes." The soldier responded, took the Taoist book, opened it, and frowned. He looked at the Taoist book, then at Mu Yunfan, and asked tentatively.
"Ginger...Ginger...Ginger Cannon?"
"Yes, I am Jiang Dapao." Mu Yunfan smiled and nodded.
"Strange name." The soldier muttered, and then asked, "What are you doing in Near Star City? What's behind it? Open it and check."
"Oh, it's a corpse!" Mu Yunfan said pretending to be sad.
"Corpse?" the soldier asked in confusion, "Why did you bring the corpse to the city?"
"Master Jun, you don't know something. This man is a silly son of a landlord, but his nature is not bad. He often does good things for the folks in the village, such as planting rice seedlings and so on. He always smiles when he sees people! Alas! , It’s a pity that things in the world are unpredictable.” Mu Yunfan said with regret, “I fell into manure the day before yesterday and choked to death! It took a long time to wash it off! His father only has two sons, but he loves his silly son. I just thought, it’s not glorious to be alive, but it’s wonderful to be gone!”
When Yi Jianxin heard this, he almost lost his temper! Fortunately, I held back, otherwise the lie would have become true.
"So." Mu Yunfan smiled again, "I went to Pindao and gave him some money, no! I came to the city specially! Go to the Luoyun Chamber of Commerce, order a top-quality coffin, and invite them to hold the funeral!"
"Since when did Luoyun start doing business with dead people?" the soldier asked strangely.
"Master Jun is usually busy with things, so it's normal that he didn't hear about it. It was launched recently, and I just found out not long ago. What did they say? After death, people should also feel the warmth of home! What's more, ordinary models, Pure premium model, luxury model! The reason I asked them today is to order the luxury model!" Mu Yunfan said in a lively and colorful manner, coupled with his expressions and movements, the soldiers were fascinated for a moment.
"What do you mean by this luxury model?" the soldier asked.
"Hmm..." Mu Yunfan thought for a while, "I heard that top-notch bands and suona masters will be invited, and the class members will be invited to write poems and inscriptions. Even the money paper is special. Custom-made! Hey, it will glow when exposed to the sun! That’s so fresh!”
"Hurry up!" Yi Jianxin yelled in his heart. The next moment, he couldn't bear it anymore and took a careful breath. Fortunately, the soldier was so fascinated that he didn't notice.
"There's more!" Mu Yunfan was talking enthusiastically, but was interrupted by the impatient urging of the person behind him.
"Hurry up! There are still a bunch of people behind you!"
The guarding soldier finally came to his senses and immediately returned the Taoist book to Mu Yunfan, waving his hand to indicate that he could go in.
"Thank you, Master Jun."
Mu Yunfan took back the Taoist book and pushed the cart into the city. At this time, Yi Jianxin dared to breathe the fresh air normally, but still did not dare to take off the cloth. He suddenly appeared from the cart and walked on the street. It's a bit embarrassing.
It wasn't until Mu Yunfan took him to an alley and pulled away the black cloth that Yi Jianxin dared to take a greedy breath.
At this moment, Mu Yunfan suddenly took out a jade pendant and handed it in front of his eyes. The jade pendant was shaped like a pair of fishes, intertwined with each other. If he looked carefully, he saw that there were auspicious beasts engraved inside.
"Take this piece of jade and give it to the people at Ji Xing Sect. They will know how to do it. Just follow them."
When Yi Jianxin took the piece of jade, the thought in his mind could not go away. He looked at the piece of jade in his hand with his eyelids lowered, and finally said:
"you......"
"I won't go with you. After entering the Pole Star Gate, practice hard." Mu Yunfan grinned, stretched out his hand and rubbed his head vigorously, and his hair was messed up. "I hope that when I see you , is already a first-grade Great Sword Immortal."
After saying that, he turned around without any nostalgia. He came and left in a cool way.
Just when he was about to step out of the alley, Yi Jianxin suddenly shouted:
"are you......"
"No!" Mu Yunfan interrupted him before he could finish speaking.
Mu Yunfan's back was finally lost in the hustle and bustle of the world. He was in a trance and disappeared the next moment. Maybe he went to buy wine in another liquor store, or so Yi Jianxin thought.
He looked at the jade pendant, pondered for a moment, and then thought no more. No matter who he was, this kindness would not change. He got up and walked.
Also step into that well of the world.
