(Before the civil and military competition)
"Woof woof..."
The next day, Cui Shenji lay on the table bored, with a book of Analects in front of him.
Just when he was drowsy, there was a sound of dog barking outside.
Cui Shenji stood up quickly, turned around and walked towards the door.
"Master, where are you going?" the boy asked hurriedly.
"You have to follow me if you have diarrhea!" Cui Shenji glared at this follower.
"No...don't dare."
The boy lowered his head.
After going out, Cui Shenji glanced around, then sneaked to the corner and cleared his throat...
"Ouch..."
The wolf howled.
"Are they the remains?"
After the wolf howled, Cui Shenji asked in a low voice.
"it's me!"
Outside the wall, Fang Yiai and a group of friends were hunched over or lying on the wall, all of them acting thiefly.
"Shenji, what's the matter with you? Big brother is about to fight, why don't you come over and gather?"
"Don't mention it, it's not because of the old yinbi from the Changsun family, I got grounded."
Cui Shenji said angrily.
"Then you're not going?"
"How can you not go? The cauldron needs me!"
"Then how did you get out?"
"You can use a ladder to go..."
"The competition is about to start. Where can I find it in a while?"
"Come on, please wait for a while."
After Cui Shenji finished speaking, he ran back to the house.
Start moving stools.
"Master, why are you moving the bench?" the boy asked in confusion.
"Fuck you."
Cui Shenji moved to the corner, stood up, stretched out his hand, but couldn't reach it...
"..."
The boy was dumbfounded.
I am responsible for guarding you. Is it really okay for you to run away in front of me like this?
"Shenji, are you okay?"
Outside, Fang Yiai urged her.
"hold on……"
Cui Shenji quickly ran back to the house.
Keep moving the stool.
I moved it back and forth seven or eight times before stacking it up.
"Why don't you come over here and give me some support?"
Cui Shenji yelled at the boy.
"..."
The boy stamped his feet anxiously: "Master, I don't allow you to go out."
"Come here, head down."
The boy did as he was told.
Snapped.
Cui Shenji raised his hand and looked like a fool.
"You listen to what daddy says, but you don't have to listen to what I say?"
The boy was almost crying.
"Hurry up, if you don't hold on, I'll drag you down and feed the dog."
Under Cui Shenji's lustful power, the servant could only do as he was told.
After a lot of effort, Cui Shenji finally climbed up the wall!
"Shenji, quickly, jump down quickly..."
The friends cheered and urged each other.
Cui Shenji's eyes twitched. It was already nearly three meters away.
Are you sure your legs won't break if you jump?
"Shenji, stop dawdling, hurry up!"
I'm going to beat you up.
Do you want to try dancing?
"Giggle..."
At this moment, a crisp and charming laughter sounded in his ears.
On the steps of the house opposite.
A little girl is holding iced cold melon juice...
Her eyes are lively, her hair is high and pulled up into the shape of a conch, her pupils are bright and bright, her childishness gradually fades away, her charm is slightly revealed in her longing, and her mouth has a playful smile.
"Woman, why are you laughing? Believe it or not, I will beat you up!"
Cui Shenji bared his teeth and showed a fierce look.
The little girl snorted and laughed: "She's still a leaky tooth."
Cui Shenji's face turned green.
Now he hates people saying that he is leaking his words.
"Woman, if you dare to scold me for leaking teeth, I will definitely beat you up with teeth all over the floor!"
Cui Shenji made a ferocious threat.
"Okay, you jump down and hit me." The little girl smiled even more.
"..."
Cui Shenji glanced at the ground nearly three meters away, and suddenly became a Muggle.
But it's okay, we have a little brother.
Cui Shenji shouted to Fang Yiai and others: "Go on, arrest her."
The friends immediately surrounded the little girl.
The little girl did not panic. She carefully placed the iced cold melon juice on the steps, stood up and patted the dust on her white clothes.
Then he looked at Cui Shenji...
"Hey, do you believe I told your parents about your escape?"
"Why do you want to run away?"
Cui Shenji's eyes widened.
"..."
The little girl was stunned for a moment, then burst into laughter.
After a while, he stretched out his slender fingers and said, "I'm counting on my fingers. Someone in the Cui family took an unusual path today..."
"Shenji, are you stupid? You've climbed the wall. Who didn't know you were going to run away?" Fang Yiai couldn't stand it anymore.
"Woman, you've decided to get married. When I come down, I'll beat your ass to death!"
Cui Shenji's face was full of anger.
"Okay, then come down." The little girl continued to taunt from a distance.
"Yes, Shenji, hurry up, the big brother's competition is about to begin!" Fang Yiai urged.
Being urged again, Cui Shenji became anxious.
Big Brother has to cheer for the competition, but these three meters...
Just cut it off.
My heart skipped a beat, just when Cui Shenji was about to jump down, the little girl's voice came...
"Leofeng Ya, I have a way for you to come out without jumping over the wall."
Cui Shenji swayed and finally stabilized.
"Shenmu method?"
"Why should I tell you?"
The little girl came to the wall, put her hands behind her back, raised her head and looked at Cui Shenji, blinking her smart eyes: "I remember you wanted to hit me?"
"No, you heard wrong."
Cui Shenji shook his head repeatedly: "I'm sorry, you are a good person!"
"You are so shameless." The little girl giggled.
"Then you're so generous, right?" Cui Shenji urged.
"But I don't feel sincerity." The little girl tilted her head: "Let me praise you a few more times..."
"Woman, don't push yourself too far!" Cui Shenji was furious.
The little girl turned and left.
"Wait..." Cui Shenji quickly stopped him.
Looking at the expectant eyes of all the friends, I couldn't help but swallowed.
To praise a woman in broad daylight would damage the reputation of my godly boss!
"Why didn't you say anything?" The little girl tilted her head.
"Eager Shenmu?"
Cui Shenji's eyes widened: "You don't need time to think?"
"Can you also write poetry?"
The little girl seemed to have heard something incredible.
Cui Shenji snorted and started scratching his head.
"Are you ready?" the little girl urged.
"immediately."
After a while, Cui Shenji suddenly slapped his head: "Yes!"
Uh-huh...
The friends all looked at Cui Shenji.
Just listen to Cui Shenji standing on the high wall and starting to sing...
"Ah, woman, you are like the wind, like the clouds..."
"Ah, woman, you look like that hair, like that grass..."
"Ah, woman, you are like the snow, like the rain..."
"Ah, woman, you are the most beautiful woman!"
Suddenly, everyone’s hair was covered with black lines!
"You call this poetry?"
The little girl covered her mouth.
"How can this masterpiece of Si Xian be fake?"
Cui Shenji followed his husband's example and swung his sleeves, almost falling off the wall.
"Shenji, please go back. My eldest brother may not want you as my younger brother!"
"Yeah……"
The friends echoed one after another.
"Woman, what do you think? Are you not satisfied with how many more songs I will play for you?" Cui Shenji yelled.
Like thunder, like water, like light...
Isn’t it just poetry?
The words are endless and the poems never fail!
"Okay."
The little girl looked at the house at the back: "Aren't you going to run away? Just walk out of the gate in an upright manner!"
"Are you kidding? Are you grounded?" Cui Shenji was very angry and felt like he was being fooled.
"Who are you scolding?"
"I……"
Seeing the little girl turn around and leave again, Cui Shenji immediately changed his words: "I'm scolding you!"
"Are you stupid?"
The little girl replied in the same tone: "If you climb over the wall, you will be beaten when you come back. If you go out through the front door, you will be beaten again. Why do you have to climb over the wall?"
What the hell.
It makes so damn sense!
As for the guards guarding the door, can they control me, the godly boss?
Da da da……
Cui Shenji climbed back into the wall, and after a fierce argument, slipped out from around the corner!
"Woman, you are happy. If you dare to make me think, you are the first one."
Choi Shin Ki is walking and lifting up his sleeves!
"What do you want to do?"
The little girl retreated in horror, her big and smart eyes blinking continuously.
"What?"
Cui Shenji hummed: "Of course I'm going to teach you how to behave!"
boom.
Just when Cui Shenji stepped forward to take care of the little girl, his nose hurt.
Cui Shenji touched it.
Does this scene seem familiar?
"Woman, you..."
Just as he was about to say something, the little girl punched again, in the same position.
In an instant, a stream of bright red blood seeped down from the tip of his nose!
"I forgot to tell you, I also learned a little bit of martial arts."
The little girl raised her fist.
"Woman, I..."
"Don't think about retaliating against me. I'm a guest invited by your grandfather." The little girl answered first.
"Qiqi, what are you doing here?"
At this moment, a majestic voice came from his ears.
I saw an old man walking out from the corner.
"father."
The little girl immediately ran forward.
The old man looked at Cui Shenji and others, said nothing, took the little girl's hand and turned to leave...
The little girl turned around and made a face, and then giggles rang in everyone's ears...
"Wu Qiqi, did you hit someone again?"
The laughter stopped abruptly.
(Wait another week for the new book, write ten chapters and overturn and rewrite, write ten chapters and overturn and rewrite...three times!)
(My head is about to explode)
(Great Qin, assisted Qin Shihuang to ascend the throne, and unified the six countries, starting from Zhao State...)
(unsystematic, traditional history)
