"His Majesty."
At this moment, Yu Shinan came out and bowed and said: "In the Tang Dynasty, we practice knowing people and making good use of them. I think Wei Shuyu is the most suitable candidate to lead the Ministry of Commerce."
"His Majesty."
Kong Yingda also came out: "I also think that Wei Shuyu's crime is not serious, and I would like to ask your Majesty to take back his order."
As the two of them finished speaking, Li Shimin's heart was already relaxed.
To be honest, as long as Xiao Wei doesn't get angry with himself, his efficiency will be extremely high.
But the key is...
Xiao Wei is naturally rebellious and should not be a subject.
Leave the business of the Ministry of Commerce alone and hammer here and there.
He knows how to dance in front of me every day.
"His Majesty."
Fang Xuanling came out and said, "Why don't we find Wei Shuyu and see what he says."
"If he can convince His Majesty, he can return his official position."
"If you say a wrong word, Your Majesty can justifiably remove him!"
Li Shimin nodded.
I've been talking here for a long time, and I don't know what Wei Shuyu thinks.
"Where is Wei Shuyu?" Li Shimin asked loudly.
One breath, two breaths... ten breaths passed, and no one responded.
Li Shimin was embarrassed.
"Your Majesty, Wei Shuyu is downstairs in the city and cannot come up." Wang De stepped forward and replied.
Li Shimin was stunned.
The emperor was also particular about traveling.
Unless the emperor gives special permission, the officials beside him must be ordered by rank.
Wei Shuyu doesn't even have a rank, so why can't he stand at the back of the crowd?
"Then why don't you go find him!"
Li Shimin was almost furious.
The culprit behind the people's besieging the city gate was Wei Shuyu, so he was placed at the back...
Are you stupid for cleaning the locker room?
"promise."
Wang De left in a hurry.
Wang De searched and searched, searched and searched.
I couldn't find it.
In desperation, he could only ask Li Junxian for help: "General Li, where is Wei Shuyu?"
"He's not..."
Li Junxian pointed to the back of the official: "Hey, where is the person?"
"Excuse me, General Li. Your Majesty is waiting for him." Wang De stamped his feet anxiously.
"good."
Li Junxian immediately gave the order.
at the same time.
In the Tai Chi Hall, Wei Shuyu was carrying a eunuch.
"Wei County man, you can't use it." The eunuch said bitterly.
"Believe it or not, I asked the Supreme Emperor to deal with you?" Wei Shuyu's eyes widened.
"Your Majesty needs to take care of the slaves." The eunuch almost burst into tears.
"Then choose one yourself."
Wei Shuyu shook off the paper in his hand: "Either I will be beaten by the Supreme Emperor, or I will be beaten by His Majesty."
"..."
The eunuch rolled his eyes and said, "How about you let me go and I can fetch Manager Wang for you?"
Snapped.
Wei Shuyu's backhand was a fool's errand: "I'm going to find Wang De even though I'm squatting in the big room. You think I'm your majesty!"
Woohoo...
The eunuch was extremely wronged.
Yes, people have three urgent needs, and Wei Shuyu is no exception.
There were only one or two toilets (changing rooms) in the entire palace, near the emperor's bedroom.
Otherwise, Wang De wouldn't be able to clean it by himself.
Usually, a toilet bowl (toilet) is used, and going to the toilet is also called a toilet.
And when Li Shimin went to Xuanwu Gate, many ministers stopped by to pay their respects.
Then……
Wei Shuyu looked at Gong Tong, who exuded a strong dark fragrance, and instantly lost his mood.
It happened that at this time, a eunuch hurriedly passed by with Gong Tong in his arms...
Wouldn't he be caught by Wei Shuyu?
After asking, I found out that this was Li Shimin's special bucket.
That's right!
When the emperor goes out, the toilet goes with him!
In case the emperor is in a hurry.
It can’t be solved on the roadside...
"I'll use it first. Why don't you wash it off later?" Wei Shuyu advised.
"No, no, no..."
The eunuch shook his head repeatedly: "If you use His Majesty's bucket, it will be a big sin!"
Oops I'll go.
Is a toilet a major sin?
I can slander all the civil and military officials in the court, but why can’t I handle you as a toilet man?
Immediately...
No more shit, Wei Shuyu started a toilet debate with the eunuch.
"I'm telling you...the Ministry of Commerce will invent the flush toilet in the future."
toilet?
Can a horse be made into a barrel?
The eunuch looked suspiciously.
"Do you know what a flush toilet is?"
"After using the toilet, press the switch, and the filth will rush into the dug pit."
"This way you won't have to pour kongkeg all day long."
"Want to know the principle?"
"I'll tell you this principle, and you can go to His Majesty to claim the credit."
"When the time comes, I will be rich and prosperous. Not only will I be promoted and make a fortune, but I will also be able to trample my virtues under your feet."
"Call you...hey, what's your name?"
"Forget it, it's not important."
"The important thing is that he also calls you "General Manager!"
Outside Tai Chi Hall.
Wang De happened to arrive.
I happened to hear this passage again, and my face turned so dark that I was scared to death.
It's so outrageous that a noble nobleman is competing with the miscellaneous family for favor.
Are you a bastard who wants to take over the position of the Zajia family?
"Bastard thing."
Wang De scolded angrily with a sullen face: "Your Majesty has been traveling for so long, why are you still staying in Tai Chi Hall?"
"What if His Majesty has three emergencies?"
The eunuch turned pale with fright.
He was submissive and didn't dare to say a word.
"Mr. Wang, don't be angry."
Wei Shuyu said with a smile: "This is a loyal minister. I tried to persuade him for a long time but he still wouldn't let me use His Majesty's bucket."
"Hey, man from Wei County."
Wang De suddenly smiled.
The civil and military families in the entire dynasty were not afraid, but they were afraid of the Wei family.
"Your Majesty has been waiting for you for a long time. Hurry up." Wang pulled Wei Shuyu's sleeve and left.
"What are you looking for me for?"
Wei Shuyu remained motionless: "I haven't pooped yet."
"Hold it for a while."
Wang De said: "Your Majesty, it's important."
"Are you talking human language?"
Wei Shuyu stared: "Do you just hold your shit in?"
Wang De is also a Muggle.
"Then what do you want? Your Majesty, the civil and military officials, and the people are all waiting for you at Xuanwu Gate."
"Wang De, I didn't offend you either, right?"
Wei Shuyu stared and said, "I'm about to shit now, and you still want me to shit my pants in front of so many people."
"It doesn't matter if I'm embarrassed, what if I get your Majesty?"
Wang De rolled his eyes...
If you really pull your pants, His Majesty will definitely applaud you.
They would also secretly drink and celebrate for three days and three nights.
"Okay, okay, just pull it."
Wang De said in disgust: "Hurry up a little bit."
"Isn't this great?"
Wei Shuyu said disdainfully: "You have so much time to argue with me, this shit has already been done."
With that said, Wei Shuyu waved to the eunuch: "Did you hear that? Manager Wang has spoken."
Um?
Wang De was stunned.
"What are you doing?"
"Shit."
"You go and use the poop next door to poop."
"Kong's bucket is full."
"Pour it out when it's full. Your Majesty can't use it anyway!"
"Manager Wang, I have to talk about you..."
Seeing Wei Shuyu start talking endlessly again.
Wang De stamped his foot angrily: "You can use it, and go to see the saint as soon as you're done."
"Mr. Wang, this is for His Majesty's exclusive use."
The eunuch who was holding Gong Tong became anxious: "He has used it, what will your Majesty do?"
"This is not the only one your Majesty has. You won't get another one!" Wang De cursed angrily.
Day by day, the whole family has to worry about everything.
Don't you dare to show your face to Xiao Wei without looking at the Zajia family?
Do you have any eyesight?
You deserve to hug Gong Tong every day!
"oh."
The eunuch left quickly.
Wang De took Wei Shuyu to the outside of Tai Chi Hall and opened the curtain to cover Wei Shuyu.
Wei Shuyu had a taste of how the emperor showed respect.
Um……
I don’t feel anything.
Buttocks are still cool.
"By the way, a man from Wei County."
While Wei Shuyu was pulling the cake, Wang De suddenly spoke in a sly voice.
"The principle of the flush toilet you just mentioned is..."
