Fuck you!
I've never seen you shout so affectionately.
And...who did you call old man just now?
It's okay uncle, it's okay old man, right?
"Wei Shuyu, please stop talking nonsense in front of the palace."
Zhang Xuansu scolded: "Your Majesty, are you allowed to make arbitrary comments?"
"Uncle Zhang, what you said is wrong."
Wei Shuyu spread his hands innocently: "I didn't make any mistakes, and I wasn't dismissed."
"Why doesn't Your Majesty let me go to court?"
"..."
Everyone was speechless.
Do you need to say more about the reason why His Majesty does not allow you to go to court?
"Then you can't hit people either." Zhang Xuansu said angrily.
"I just can't help myself."
Wei Shuyu glanced at Liu Fan: "I am loyal to the Tang Dynasty, but His Majesty won't even let me in. It's really chilling."
"Today, I accidentally hit Liu Fan."
"If Your Majesty wants to punish me, I am willing to crash in front of Xuanzheng Gate and die to apologize!"
"..."
You are noble and awesome!
It's reasonable to hit people, right?
"enough."
At this moment, Yan Xiangshi spoke domineeringly: "Shu Yu, please go in together. If Your Majesty wants to blame me, I will bear the responsibility."
"Zi Rui..." Zhang Xuansu wanted to say a few more words.
"No need to say anything more."
Yan Xiangshi waved his hand to stop him, and then replied: "We are from the province under the family!"
Jianyi Dafu belongs to Menxia Province.
And the boss of Menxia Province is Shi Zhong!
Tai Chi Hall.
After the simple etiquette, Li Shimin sat on the dragon chair.
He took a look towards the end...
Wei Shuyu hugged the wat board and looked like an old god was present.
asshole.
Don’t think you can just come in.
I won't give you a chance to speak!
"Do you have anything to report, dear sir?" Li Shimin asked as usual.
When he said this, his eyes were fixed on Wei Shuyu.
Just when everyone thought Wei Shuyu would rush out...
Wei Shuyu still held the wat board and fell asleep.
what's going on?
Why did Xiao Wei waste so much effort to come in and not say anything?
"His Majesty."
Seeing the awkward situation, the clever Cheng Yaojin stood up and said: "Dading in the south of the Yangtze River, Jingde will be victorious soon. I sincerely request your Majesty to reward the three armies and promote meritorious officers."
"allow."
Li Shimin nodded: "On this matter, the Ministry of War can draft a charter and submit it."
"promise."
Hou Junji took the order.
"Your Majesty, the envoys from all countries are about to leave..."
"Your Majesty, the Yuezhou governor's corruption case..."
Seeing that Wei Shuyu didn't say anything, the officials began to report one by one.
Until Changsun Wuji came out...
"Your Majesty, there is an urgent call from Maozhou."
"It snowed for seven days in Maozhou, the houses collapsed, the people had no shelter, and countless people froze to death and suffered frostbite..."
Uh-huh.
As Changsun Wuji finished speaking, the entire Tai Chi Hall fell into silence again.
problem occurs.
Your Majesty is not in a beautiful mood again!
boom.
Li Shimin slapped his palm on the case.
"What does the governor of Maozhou do for food?"
"Since we know about the blizzard, why didn't we make arrangements in time?"
All the ministers were as silent as cicadas.
Anyway, it’s not your fault, just be dumb...
"Your Majesty, the top priority is to send cold-warming supplies to Maozhou. We must not let anyone freeze to death again..." Fang Xuanling bowed.
"Accurate."
Li Shimin said angrily: "Where is the Minister of the Ministry of Civil Affairs?"
"I'm here."
"The Ministry of Civil Affairs is responsible for raising funds for this matter, and the supplies must be delivered to Maozhou within three days."
"promise."
The Minister of Civil Affairs took the order.
At this moment, Wei Shuyu, who had closed his eyes for a long time, suddenly stepped out of the line and bowed.
"Your Majesty, I have something to say..."
Without waiting for Li Shimin's permission, Wei Shuyu said to himself...
"It's cold in the north, not only in Maozhou, but also in other state capitals. Many people freeze to death every year."
"I thought..."
"Sending cold-warming supplies is just a temporary solution, not the root cause."
"The court should find ways to eradicate this problem for the poor people."
"..."
Originally, Li Shimin wanted Wei Shuyu to shut up.
But after hearing this, he immediately swallowed all the words back in his stomach.
Xiaowei has the goods.
I have to drain it first!
"What do you think, Aiqing?" A smile broke out on Li Shimin's face.
"..."
Dog Emperor.
Falling out faster than flipping through a book.
"I thought..."
Wei Shuyu pretended to be deep in thought and said: "The best thing for people to keep warm is coal!"
There is no need to rush to save Old Wei.
If you come up and rant rashly, you may offend Li Shimin.
To spray the emperor...you must first be hard on yourself!
"Nonsense."
As soon as Wei Shuyu finished speaking, Wei Ting stood up and retorted: "Coal is highly poisonous. Once used, people will be dizzy at worst, and suffocate to death at worst."
He bowed to Li Shimin again and said: "Your Majesty, Wei Shuyu has ulterior motives for saying this. I suggest that he be imprisoned."
Li Shimin did not respond.
To a certain extent, Li Shimin had an inexplicable trust in the people of the Old Wei family.
"Fuck your mother!"
Wei Shuyu suddenly cursed.
"..."
Li Shimin was stunned.
I asked you to explain, but I didn’t ask you to curse?
"Bastard, you dare to curse people in the court?"
Wei Ting bowed to Li Shimin again and said: "Your Majesty, Wei Shuyu is abusing you wantonly in the court..."
But before he finished speaking, he was interrupted again by Wei Shuyu...
"I'm scolding you for being such an uncle!"
Wei Shuyu scolded: "Isn't your word "bastard" a curse?"
"you……"
Wei Ting pointed at Wei Shuyu and was stunned for a moment.
"What are you?"
Wei Shuyu took a step forward and said, "I am making a proposal to His Majesty. Before I finish speaking, you jump out and become a monster. What do you want to do?"
“Can’t you see that the Tang Dynasty is doing well, or can’t you see that the people are living well?”
"Furthermore, what kind of behavior do you have by interrupting my report to His Majesty?"
"If you don't understand, I'll teach you..."
"I want to speak or play in court..."
"You have to do this like me, respectfully salute His Majesty, and then say, "I am going to report to Your Majesty. I don't agree with that..."
"You can only speak after His Majesty gives you permission!"
"And you jumped out without His Majesty's permission..."
"It's just that you don't take His Majesty seriously!"
Wei Shuyu crackled his output, which really stunned the courtiers...
This spray power has improved again.
Even more difficult than Wei Zheng.
No matter what Wei Zheng did, he always followed etiquette.
But Xiao Wei...has absolutely no taboos.
But why does this feeling seem so familiar?
The ranks of generals.
Cheng Yaojin's eyes almost popped out...
The old Wei family doesn't care about martial arts, and they secretly learned my unique skills!
When can I hand over Shu Xiu?
"Then when you spoke just now, did you get His Majesty's permission?" Wei Ting snorted coldly.
The officials were startled.
Yes, it seems that Xiao Wei didn't get His Majesty's permission either.
"Can you compete with me?"
"I am talking about national affairs. Your Majesty is generous and does not blame me!"
"Instead, you kindly call me Aiqing..."
No one noticed that Wei Shuyu was already spraying loudly in the court hall.
Cheng Yaojin’s skills.
I unknowingly take control, the truth is all within my control!
Swearing may be vulgar.
But it is the simplest and crudest way to attract rhythm.
Wait until we start spraying...
Then you can’t stop!
