I control the evil beasts, and the evil beasts control the world.
Perfect!
Recalling the early days, he was often forced to attend banquets with foreigners.
But at that time, he was just a puppet, his whole heart was filled with despair, and he couldn't feel anything.
But now...
Li Yuan was wearing a handsome dragon robe, and he was full of energy and radiant!
"See the Great Emperor!"
All civil and military officials and envoys from various countries stood up and saluted.
Li Yuan raised his eyebrows and saw that he had never noticed that everyone's posture of saluting was so beautiful before.
"I have met my father."
Li Shimin also gave gifts.
"Everyone is free of charge."
Li Yuan waved his hand cheerfully: "I am very happy that all the envoys can come to the Tang Dynasty."
"I also saw a lot of old faces among them. I wonder how you are doing this year?"
Li Yuan crackled and told.
The envoys also responded quickly.
"Father, what are you doing?"
Li Shimin stepped forward and asked secretly.
snort.
Li Yuan snorted coldly: "Don't you force me to come to see the envoy every year?"
"I'm here this year, and you're not satisfied again?"
I just want to be satisfied...
But don’t you have a brain disease?
I'm afraid you're up to something else!
"Father..."
Li Shimin wanted to dissuade him again.
"Father what father."
Li Yuan's eyes widened: "Don't mess with me. Today in front of all the civil and military officials and envoys from various countries, you don't want me to have a brain attack, right?"
Grass.
Are you threatening me?
Li Shimin gritted his teeth.
"Get out of the way, don't stop me from making money."
Li Yuan pushed Li Shimin away in disgust: "Looking at the look you're wearing, it turns out that Xiao Wei earned the dragon robe for you."
"I'm ashamed of you!"
Make money?
What makes money?
Li Shimin seemed to have just come to his senses: "Father, you are the Supreme Emperor, are you going to do business?"
"roll roll roll……"
Li Yuan scolded him with disgust: "Are you tired of your endless chirping?"
"Father..."
"If you don't get out of here, I'll show you how crazy I am!"
"..."
Brain disease is amazing, right?
Li Shimin's veins popped in his forehead, but he still chose to get out of the way.
However, he secretly winked at Wang De and others.
Once Li Yuan does something that damages Datang's image, it must be stopped immediately.
"Ahem..."
After taking care of Li Shimin, Li Yuan spoke to everyone again.
"Thank you for coming to the banquet I hosted..."
What did you host?
This is organized by me, the old man steals the limelight from his son!
Li Shimin gritted his teeth.
This father has become increasingly out of character recently.
"Have you seen the hip flask on the case?"
Li Yuan had a kind smile on his face: "This is made from the innate energy. One cup will relieve sorrow, two cups will ecstasy, and three cups will live as long as heaven and earth."
"I have been drinking wine all my life, and I have drank a lot of good wine."
"But no wine can compare to it!"
Li Yuan blew loudly.
None of the civil and military officials dared to talk back. Li Yuan had been out of tune for more than a day or two.
Whatever he wants.
On the contrary, those foreign envoys did not believe it...
"I have met the Emperor of the Tang Dynasty."
The Uighur envoy stood up and said, "You are the Supreme Emperor of the Tang Dynasty, so you can't brag."
"What are you bragging about?"
Li Yuan's eyes widened: "If you don't believe me, try it. If you don't think it tastes good, I'll give you a thousand pieces of silk!"
The Uighur envoy's eyes lit up.
Thousands of pieces of silk were extremely expensive in the Tang Dynasty.
After being transferred to Uighur, the value increased dozens of times!
The other envoys secretly resented why they were so slow and late.
"Is this what the Supreme Emperor is serious about?" the Uighur envoy confirmed.
"You have no joke."
Li Yuan held his head high and replied coaxingly.
That expression...
He actually looks a bit like Choi Shin Ki.
Those who are close to ink are black.
Li Yuan was infected.
"Father..."
Li Shimin frowned: "How could you be so careless?"
As the Supreme Emperor of the Tang Dynasty, Li Yuan must be true to his word.
"Why are you panicking?"
Li Yuan glared angrily: "I have money, but I don't need your money!"
Well……
This made Li Shimin stunned.
Now Li Yuan's little treasury is very full.
"Then I'll thank the Supreme Emperor first."
The Uighur man laughed and saluted.
"Um."
Li Yuan nodded: "O God, give this envoy a drink."
"oh oh."
Cui Shenji ran to the other party's case and started pouring wine.
But before he fell down for a while, Li Yuan's shouting and cursing came to his ears again...
"Asshole, please slow down."
"This is fine wine, don't spill it."
"Stop, stop, stop..."
"It's almost overflowing, why are you still pouring it?"
"This elegant messenger, can he even drink one drink? Don't let it go to waste!"
Everyone was stunned.
Do you really think this is a fine wine? Showing so much excitement...
"Your Majesty, so-and-so drank?"
The Uighur envoy raised his glass and asked with a smile.
"Drink."
Li Yuan waved it off and said, "Don't waste it. This is fine wine."
When the Uighur envoy heard this, he was immediately stunned.
Immediately afterwards, his face turned red at a speed that was visible to the naked eye.
I saw that his expression changed again and again, which was particularly weird.
"How is the taste?"
asked the messenger beside him.
The Huihe envoy did not answer, and his expression continued to change.
After a while, he breathed out a sigh of relief.
“Good wine!”
The Uighur envoy said: "I have never drunk such strong wine in my life."
"real?"
Someone asked suspiciously: "You are not dragging, are you?"
Drag your uncle!
The Uighur envoy's face darkened.
But he was too lazy to explain to the other party.
He turned to Li Yuan and said, "Dear Emperor Tang, do you have any extra wine?"
"Well..."
Li Yuan showed a troubled look: "There is not much nectar and jade liquid, I only have one pool."
so much?
The Uighur envoy's eyes immediately lit up: "I wonder if I can take some of it back evenly to someone."
"Can not be done."
Li Yuan reluctantly refused: "Today's banquet for you all has already consumed a lot, and I don't have much left."
well.
The Uighur envoy felt sorry.
If you can take this wine back and offer it to the Khan, you will definitely win the Khan's favor.
"You are so shameless."
At this moment, Fang Yiai stood up: "It's not enough to have a drink for free, I want to take it for free."
Um?
The Uighur envoy was a little angry at first.
But if you think about it carefully, it seems to mean...
"Your Majesty, don't blame me."
The Uighur envoy asked tentatively: "My Uighur Khan is good at wine. If he knows that there is such fine wine in the world but has no chance to taste it, he may regret it in his life."
"If Your Majesty agrees, I am willing to spend money to buy it." The Uighur envoy continued to read.
"What will it cost?"
Fang Yiai stood up again and scolded: "Did the Emperor send you that little money?"
It doesn’t cost money either…
so what should I do now?
With his mind racing, the Uighur envoy turned his attention to Li Shimin.
Yes.
"His Majesty the Tang Emperor."
The Uighur envoy greeted Li Shimin and said, "If possible, can this wine be included in the reward from the Tang Dynasty?"
what's going on?
Is this wine that good?
Li Shimin looked at Cui Shenji and then at Fang Yiai.
Finally, his eyes fell on Wei Shuyu.
Damn...
This wine is definitely made by Xiao Wei again!
