The next day.
Wei Shuyu slowly woke up.
As his official position became higher and higher, he spent less and less time at home to rest.
If you are assigned abroad, you may not be able to return home for a year or a half or several months.
"Cauldron, cauldron!"
Cui Shenji's voice came as promised: "Something bad is going to happen."
"What's the big deal?"
Wei Shuyu stood up and poured a glass of water.
"They are remains. Look at the remains..."
Only then did Wei Shuyu see Fang Yiai limping in, covering her buttocks.
have to.
I got whipped again last night.
"Good."
Wei Shuyu explained: "Spanking more often has many benefits for the body..."
"Relax muscles and activate collaterals, activate blood circulation and remove blood stasis, relieve muscle fatigue and promote blood circulation..."
oh?
Cui Shenji's eyes widened.
"A big disaster, are you serious?"
"nonsense."
Wei Shuyu glanced at Cui Shenji: "Aren't you the best example?"
I?
Cui Shenji stared with big eyes.
"Look inside the Imperial Academy, besides Xiao Shandao, who else has more energy than you?"
"This is all due to being beaten every day!"
Cui Shenji was unhappy.
"Big Pot, I don't get beaten every day."
Cui Shenji counted on his fingers: "I haven't been beaten in six days."
so long?
That can't be more than a week.
Snapped.
Wei Shuyu's backhand is just a fool.
"What are you doing with the big pot?"
Cui Shenji covered his head.
"It will relax your muscles, activate your blood circulation and remove blood stasis, and at the same time refresh your mind, so you can have a wonderful day!"
Damn it.
One more legitimate reason to beat someone up.
Cui Shenji slapped his thigh.
Chai Zhewei has been a little arrogant recently, so let’s do the surgery on him first.
"By the way, what happened to you today?"
Wei Shuyu looked at Fang Yiai: "I've never seen you crying like a Shar-Pei after being beaten before. Are you abandoned by Gao Yang?"
What is a Shar-Pei?
Fang Yiai was stunned.
But soon I started sobbing uncomfortably again...
"The cauldron, the remains were dumped."
Seeing this, Cui Shenji reminded him.
Um?
Wei Shuyu's eyes widened: "Who was it that the girl from Wanhua Pavilion masturbated?"
"..."
Cui Shenji suddenly showed a disgusted expression.
I didn’t expect that Cao Guo’s thoughts were so impure.
Snapped.
Wei Shuyu raised his hand like a fool.
"What's the purpose of having a mouth on your face?" Wei Shuyu scolded.
"It's because the official position of the remains has been removed..."
Following Cui Shenji's explanation, Wei Shuyu also understood.
Fang Yiai took the blame for beating the Baekje crown prince.
Logically speaking, if something like this happened, even the nine clans would not be able to destroy it.
But who is Fang Xuanling's son?
Li Shimin didn't even mention it.
However, out of concern for her reputation, Fang Xuanling took the initiative to dismiss her son from his post.
Shangshu Province is in charge of six departments.
To a certain extent, the Ministry of Commerce is also affiliated with the Shangshu Province.
As the head of Shangshu Province.
Fang Xuanling still has this power.
"Good."
Wei Shuyu nodded seriously: "Then you can go to the Imperial College to study again."
"Brother, no."
Fang Yiai said with a bitter face: "I want to honor my ancestors."
"I'm going to point at my dad's nose and tell him that I'm better than him!"
"I want to prove to Princess Gaoyang that I am an upright man!"
"I want this day to be unable to cover my eyes anymore, I want this land..."
Snapped.
Wei Shuyu's backhand was a fool's errand.
It sounded fine at first, but then it was all nonsense.
"speak English!"
"Woooo..."
Fang Yiai covered her head and said, "I want to be an official."
That's it?
Wei Shuyu looked at Cui Shenji: "Little Jiji, take off your official uniform and let him wear it."
"..."
Cui Shenji was confused: "Then what are you wearing?"
"Wear whatever you like."
"..."
Cui Shenji pouted.
Suddenly, he glanced and saw Fang Yiai staring at him with bright eyes.
"You...you want to do it?"
Cui Shenji held his chest and took a step back.
"Shenji, we are good brothers."
Fang Yiai walked towards Cui Shenji step by step: "What's yours is mine, and what's mine is still mine."
"This time I'm taking the blame for everyone."
"Your official uniform is not too much for me to wear, right?"
Cui Shenji retreated in panic.
Such remains are so vast and scary.
"Impersonating an official is a serious crime. Are you afraid that your father will beat you again?"
Cui Shenji was extremely resistant.
This official uniform is a symbol.
Let’s ask who else is an official in the Imperial Academy army? No matter which way you move your skin, you will have to call the official!
"I don't pretend."
Fang Yiai said shamelessly: "Master Cui couldn't bear the cold for the people, so he lent me his official uniform to keep warm."
"Shenji, this is a great reputation!"
Fuck you.
Are you the only one who can still freeze?
"Shenji, do you want to borrow it or not?"
"No borrowing!"
"You won't be able to use it if you don't lend it to me."
"You dare? Believe it or not, I asked someone to beat you?"
"You go ahead and shout. This is what my eldest brother agreed to. No one will come to help you if you shout until your throat is broken!"
Crackling.
Two goods fight for three rounds.
Cui Shenji was completely defeated.
Being stripped naked.
"Cauldron..."
Cui Shenji was wearing Fang Yiai's red and green clothes, feeling extremely aggrieved.
"Shenji, don't feel wronged."
Fang Yiai put her arm around Cui Shenji's shoulders: "My clothes are made of Jiangnan silk embroidery, embellished with South Sea pearls, and made by palace masters. They are guaranteed to be warm in winter and cool in summer. Once you wear them, you won't be able to take them off."
"Believe it or not, I will take it off for you right now." Cui Shenji said aggrievedly.
"Don't..."
Fang Yiai chuckled: "It's so troublesome to take it off and put it on again."
The matter of the two goods was finally settled.
Wei Shuyu went out and saw that a figure was missing.
"By the way, where is Xiao Shandao?"
Wei Shuyu suddenly asked.
I have been busy with the Ministry of Commerce these days, and I haven't given Qin Shandao any advice for a long time.
"He, New Year's Eve is approaching, and many military generals sent abroad have returned to Chang'an."
Cui Shenji casually replied: "His father took him to reminisce about old times."
At this moment, Chai Zhewei hurried over.
"Big brother, Shenji, Yiai, it's not good."
Snapped.
Cui Shenji is just a fool.
"Why did you hit me?"
Chai Zhewei asked angrily.
"It will help you activate blood circulation and remove blood clots, clear your muscles and collaterals, and refresh your mind..." Cui Shenji learned and applied it flexibly.
You bastard!
If you want to hit me, just say so. Do you need to find such an excuse?
"What did you say was wrong?" Cui Shenji asked.
"As for Xiao Shandao, he got into a fight with someone."
"And we lost the fight!"
What?
The two guys were shocked when they heard this.
Will Xiao Shandao lose?
Impossible, absolutely impossible!
That is the double red stick of our Imperial Academy army!
"Who did it?"
Cui Shenji said angrily.
Anyone who dares to bully Xiao Shandao must be soaked in a cesspit.
"It's called Wang Xuance!" Chai Zhewei replied.
"I've never heard of it. Who gave birth to him? Before you take him, soak his father in the cesspool!"
"How come such a weak-sighted Wang Fatan was born!"
Cui Shenji muttered angrily.
"How did he lose?"
Wei Shuyu couldn't help but ask.
With Qin Shandao's strength, there are not many juniors who can defeat him.
"They are despicable and shameless. They first use the provoking method to incite small virtuous people to drink..."
"In the end, Xiao Shandao was poured out in one cup."
"Then he knocked Xiao Shandao down with three punches and two kicks..."
"..."
You use these three punches and two kicks really well.
