on the street.
Chai Zhewei was beaten violently by his friends and he squatted on the ground with his earlobes in his hands.
"How dare you attack the imperial official!"
Cui Shenji suddenly shouted: "Do you admit this crime or not?"
"No……"
Just as he was about to speak, his friends all took a step forward.
Chai Zhewei was shocked and replied with great sincerity: "I admit it!"
"Get a pen and paper!"
The dogleg immediately handed over the pen and paper.
Cui Shenji smiled and handed it to Chai Zhewei again: "Sign and pledge it."
ah?
Chai Zhewei was stunned.
When did a fight require a signature and a pledge?
"Sign or not?"
Cui Shenji showed a fierce look again.
"..."
Before Chai Zhewei could speak, the friends were gearing up one by one.
Whenever Chai Zhewei dares to say no, he is guaranteed to be given a lesson in love.
"I sign!"
Chai Zhewei responded aggrievedly again.
However, when he saw the paper, he was stunned...
"Why is this blank paper?"
"When you sign, we will naturally write it in!"
"No, you must write clearly what the crime is before I can sign it!" Chai Zhewei is quite sensible.
"You won't sign it, right?"
Cui Shenji took a step back.
The friends stepped forward with great understanding.
All of a sudden...
Chai Zhewei was shrouded in darkness and couldn't even see the sky when he raised his head.
It's all about the cynical smiles of the friends.
"Don't... don't fight, I'll sign!" Chai Zhewei surrendered again.
"That's right."
After Chai Zhewei signed, Cui Shenji took it and looked at it.
After confirming that there was no problem, I immediately became extremely enthusiastic...
"Oh, why are you squatting on the ground? Why don't you get up quickly..."
He turned around and scolded his friends again: "What's wrong with you? How can you let Xiao Weiwei squat on the ground?"
Serena Weiwei?
I'm better than you!
Just as he was thinking about it, his body became light.
But he was lifted up by his friends arrogantly.
"Little Weiwei."
Cui Shenji patted the other party's shoulder enthusiastically: "Congratulations on joining the Imperial Academy. From today on, we are brothers!"
"Somebody come!"
Cui Shenji yelled: "Get Serena a backpack!"
What kind of Imperial Army?
When did I agree to join you?
When Chai Zhewei reacted...
There was a small backpack in my arms, filled with newspapers.
"Set off."
Cui Shenji waved his hand and suddenly turned his head and said to Wang Xiu: "Xiao Weiwei has just joined the Imperial Academy army. Remember to teach him the newspaper selling song!"
"Promise to complete the mission!"
"good!"
Cui Shenji started singing again: "La la la, la la la..."
Friends continued: "I am a little expert in selling newspapers."
"..."
Chai Zhewei was completely confused.
What is this all about?
Aren't I going to the palace to meet His Majesty?
Why are you suddenly selling this crappy newspaper?
"Why are you standing there stunned? Why don't you hurry up and follow?"
Seeing Chai Zhewei in a daze, Wang Xiu scolded him.
"Don't even think about escaping. You've signed all the documents for joining the Imperial Academy. If you dare to go back on your word, we can make up the blank documents as we please."
"..."
Damn it.
Chai Zhewei's eyes widened.
"You really plan to threaten me with this!"
Snapped.
Wang Xiu's backhand is just a fool.
"Do you still need a threat?"
"If you dare to resist, I will block you on your way home!"
Wenyun Pavilion.
A group of people came to Wenyun Pavilion.
Cui Shenji began to give orders.
"Wang Xiu, you are in charge of Dongshi Street.
"Xiao Shandao, you are in charge of West Market Street."
"Xiao Ming, you are in charge of Tianmen Street..."
Cui Shenji arranged everything in an orderly manner.
Finally, my eyes fell on Chai Zhewei...
"On the first day you join, just sell it in Cuiyunju."
"..."
Chai Zhewei didn't even know what was going on.
Then he was dragged away from Wenyun Pavilion by a friend.
"La la la, la la la..."
The friends shouted from the front.
He quickly turned to look at Chai Zhewei: "Why don't you sing?"
Sing a piece of shit!
How could I do such a shameful thing?
"Believe it or not, I will go to Shenkina to file a complaint against you, accusing you of cheating and cheating?"
"..."
Chai Zhewei was very tired.
Finally, under repeated threats from my friends, I started singing in shame.
"I...I'm an expert in selling newspapers?"
That's right.
This is a song taught by my elder brother, it will definitely be good!
The little friend raised his head and walked into Cuiyun Residence proudly.
"Sell newspapers, sell newspapers!"
The friend held up the newspaper: "Know about astronomy from above, geography from below, major affairs of the court, private affairs of the country..."
“Everything is available!”
The friends shouted from the front.
I didn’t feel embarrassed at all, but rather proud!
This is for the imperial court, who dares to speak ill of himself?
"Are you bragging?"
Sure enough, if you boast loudly, you will quickly attract everyone's attention.
"Do not believe?"
The friend slapped the newspaper on the case: "This is the latest newspaper developed by the Ministry of Commerce, the newspaper that will be discussed in the court!"
"You said this was recognized by the court?" the diner couldn't help but ask.
"That's right!"
The friend revealed a huge headline in the newspaper. "If you don't believe it, see for yourself..."
The diners cast a casual glance.
Uh-huh.
He quickly stood up in shock...
'Wei Zheng taught you how to become the prime minister of the Tang Dynasty? '
Just when he was about to read down, his friend turned over the newspaper.
Very popular among diners.
Just then, I saw another headline in the newspaper...
'I'm shocked that His Majesty would agree to such a thing! '
The diners were dumbfounded.
Your Majesty dares to write? It seems to be written with shame.
"Hey, are you going to show me or not?" the diner asked eagerly.
"Two cents a piece!" The friend raised two fingers.
"Are you stealing money?"
The diners were furious.
Two pennies can buy half a bucket of grain.
"Grab your big head."
The friend ridiculed: "You have come to Cuiyunju for dinner, are you still missing three melons and two dates?"
"And you see clearly..."
"This is not ordinary paper, this is fine paper!"
"The price alone is two cents a piece."
"We didn't make any money at all!"
As soon as these words came out, the diners couldn't help but touch the quality of the paper.
Indeed, the quality is excellent.
Newspapers have a lot of content, and ordinary paper can't write much at all.
"Fine……"
The diner took out two pennies and said, "Give me one."
"okay."
The friend happily handed it to the other party, and then carefully stuffed the two cents into his pocket.
This is public money and must be preserved.
Suddenly...
He looked at Chai Zhewei and said, "See, let's sell it like this."
"Our Imperial Army has high benefits. If you sell ten copies, you can get a penny."
"Ordinary people don't get this kind of treatment!"
Fuck you.
Is it the penny that I care about?
I have plenty of money!
"What's your look?"
The friend scolded: "Believe it or not, I will go to Shenji to sue you?"
"..."
Come again?
Chai Zhewei shrank instantly.
Once you compromise, there will be a second, third, and countless times!
Finally, Chai Zhewei finally spoke in shame...
"Sell...sell newspapers, sell newspapers!"
"Knowing astronomy from above, geography from below, major affairs of the court, private affairs of the state..."
The two guys were running around in Cuiyunju.
The shopkeeper didn't dare to interrupt.
As long as the idiots don't tear down Cuiyun Residence, it's okay to poop in the hall!
But soon...
The shopkeeper noticed something was wrong.
He found that everyone was talking about what was in the newspaper.
He had an idea...
"Come on, find a storyteller."
“Dedicated to explaining to diners what’s in the newspaper!”
