Have fun with the people?
For a moment, Li Shimin was shocked and speechless.
Throughout history……
No emperor has ever done such a thing!
"You said the New Year's Eve banquet will be held for three days and three nights?"
"That's right!"
"All the people in Chang'an together?"
"right!"
"for free?"
"Qian Chen will find a way to solve it."
Li Shimin's heart was pounding.
If this thing comes to fruition, it will be very honorable.
You have face in front of foreigners, you have face in front of the people, and you have even more face in the history books!
manage!
Must do!
"In that case..."
Li Shimin was about to agree when he heard Doulu Kuan's voice coming again...
"Your Majesty, how can Wei Shuyu do this with a population of nearly one million in Chang'an?"
"If calculated based on the army's rations."
"This is equivalent to a month's rations for a large army!"
this……
Li Shimin seemed to have been poured cold water on him.
This is a very real problem.
"Your Majesty, I will solve this problem myself!"
Wei Shuyu thought about it for a moment and said: "I may not be able to take care of some remote areas, but I guarantee that all the streets in Chang'an will be brightly lit!"
That's enough.
Li Shimin was very satisfied.
Compared with this matter, who receives the foreigners does not seem so important.
"Your Majesty, I still don't recommend it."
Doulu Kuan started to pour cold water on it again: "It would be great if this thing is done."
"If it doesn't work, it might become a joke that is ridiculed by other countries!"
"..."
Why are you, Lu Kuan, so annoying?
It's okay if you don't think of a way to facilitate such a face-saving thing, and you keep pouring cold water on it.
Look at Xiao Wei...
The official position is not high, but he is very loyal.
It’s free of charge!
It's not like your Ministry of Etiquette, who thinks about making money all day long.
Don’t think that I don’t know about the dirty things of your Ministry of Etiquette!
"Uncle Yu."
Li Shimin looked at Wei Shuyu with firm eyes!
Fight him.
I support you no matter what!
"Doulu Shangshu is right."
Wei Shuyu nodded: "My business department is not capable enough, how about leaving this matter to your etiquette department?"
"..."
Doulu Kuan was speechless.
manage?
What to do?
If your Majesty is willing to give money and food.
We can do it for him no matter what.
But money and food...
He glanced at Li Shimin secretly.
This is a stingy emperor who is even reluctant to change his dragon robe. He is much stingier than Emperor Yang of Sui Dynasty.
"What do you think, Aiqing?"
Li Shimin looked at Doulu Kuan: "If you can make the whole Chang'an enjoy the people together for three days and three nights, I will leave this matter to you!"
"Your Majesty, yes, yes, but this money and food..." Doulukuan asked bravely.
"What money and food?"
Li Shimin made a serious face: "There is no money in the treasury!"
"..."
All the ministers were speechless.
Your Majesty, this is too explicit and too showy.
"That……"
Doulu Kuan broke into a cold sweat.
He also noticed Li Shimin's displeasure.
But without spending money... let the people eat air?
"His Majesty!"
Fang Xuanling suddenly came out and said: "I thought we should let the Ministry of Rites and the Ministry of Commerce hold it together."
"The Ministry of Rites is in charge of the palace."
"The Ministry of Commerce is responsible for Chang'an."
"If Wei Shuyu makes any mistakes, the palace banquet can save face in time."
Finally something decent to say.
The ministers breathed a sigh of relief.
If I keep going, I have to work overtime again...
"I second the proposal."
Gao Shilian said: "The Ministry of Commerce was just established and lacked manpower, ability, experience, etc. It is a bit unbelievable to take over everything at once."
"But the Ministry of Commerce doesn't cost the imperial court a penny, so I thought we could give it a try!"
Everyone agreed.
Li Shimin also nodded.
"In that case, let's follow what Fang Aiqing said."
Turning his head, Li Shimin looked at Wei Shuyu and Dou Lukuan: "Did you two hear it?"
"promise!"
They both bowed.
Doulu Kuan was extremely uncomfortable.
The Ministry of Commerce suddenly intervened in both jobs. This year has been difficult...
"My lords, do you have anything else to report?"
Wei Shuyu did not interrupt in the subsequent political affairs and stood quietly at the back.
As Li Shimin announced his resignation from the court, they officially dispersed.
Time flies by.
…
The next day.
Chang'an Street.
Cui Shenji led the Imperial College army and skipped class again.
The euphemistic name is: working for the imperial court!
When my friends heard this, did they think it was okay?
National affairs must be more important than studying...
I immediately started a debate with the teacher.
Then...complete defeat!
But don't be afraid, you have your plan, and we have our ladder.
Turning around, there was a sap.
The teacher was gagged, tied up and thrown into the locker room.
"La la la, la la la..."
Cui Shenji was carrying a small cloth bag and humming a tune.
As he started to tune, the friends behind him hummed along: "I am a little expert in selling newspapers..."
A group of people acted arrogantly and swaggering through the city.
Coupled with this weird children's song, the repeat rate has reached an astonishing 100%!
People can't help but guess...
What the hell are these idiots doing?
"Hey, stop!"
Cui Shenji suddenly stopped a well-dressed young man.
Don't ask why Choi Shin Ki stopped him, it's just because his head is higher than Choi Shin Ki's!
We are Chang'an bullies.
If you don't bully others, would you still be called a bully?
"what?"
The young master’s nostrils were turned upward.
"Want to buy a newspaper?"
Cui Shenji took out a roll of paper from his backpack.
"Not buying!"
The young master turned around and left.
Not buying?
Do not care?
Cui Shenji turned around and yelled: "Stop, you have to buy it today!"
"Why should I buy it?"
The young master also stared.
"National affairs are written here. If you don't buy it, you are disrespectful to the court!" Cui Shenji scolded.
"Oh, that's how it is……"
The young master stretched out a finger and put it on Cui Shenji's forehead: "Get out of the way."
With a gentle push, Cui Shenji was pushed away.
"The king sighed!"
Cui Shenji was furious: "How dare you attack the imperial official?"
"You? An official of the imperial court?"
The young master looked at Cui Shenji's official uniform: "Pretending to be an official of the imperial court is a capital offense!"
Cui Shenji waved his hand.
The loyal loser immediately took out the appointment document from the Ministry of Personnel and the official seal.
"Open your eyes and see clearly, what is this?"
Cui Shenji unfolded the appointment document in front of the young master: "Thankfully, I have a better temper after becoming an official..."
"Under normal circumstances, I would throw you into a cesspit and take a bath!"
The young master held it in front of him and looked at it carefully, then looked at Cui Shenji...
This stupid person doesn't look like a talented person.
How could His Majesty appoint such a person as an official?
"How dare you show off your bravery even if you are a young ninth grader?"
The young master snorted coldly: "Young master, I can jerk you off with just one word."
Um?
Cui Shenji's eyes widened.
Isn't this my line?
"You boldly rebelled against thieves and dared to attack and insult the imperial officials."
"That's right, the big guys caught him and threw him into a cesspool for a bath!"
"Recently, the cesspools are strictly guarded. He is allowed to poop in the street. He is not allowed to go home until he poops out!"
The boys were excited.
Cui Shenji suddenly raised his head proudly.
"You guys want to try it?"
The young master said disdainfully: "If you dare to touch a hair on my head, I will have your Majesty kill you all!"
Try it?
So crazy?
The boys couldn't help but look at each other, their eyes flashing with excitement.
I haven’t encountered this kind of iron-headed kid for a long time.
"Just try it!"
The boys swarmed up.
A crackling and violent beating.
"Stop...stop!"
The young master held his head in his hands and did not dare to fight back after being beaten.
"I am Chai Zhewei, the son of Duke Qiao."
Uh-huh.
The friends immediately retreated behind Cui Shenji.
Chai Shao's son.
Can't afford to offend, can't afford to offend.
"Why are you afraid of him?"
Cui Shenji yelled: "The big pot said, I can't bully others, but I can't let others bully me either!"
"He attacked me first."
"This is called self-defense!"
"Brothers, beat him!"
