Chen Shuozhen handed over a letter.
Wei Shuyu handed over a roll of paper.
Both of them rely on external forces to avoid guilt...
If you really want to say it, it's evenly divided.
"Your Majesty, the people are illiterate, so this newspaper doesn't seem to be of much use, right?"
At this moment, Cheng Yaojin suddenly stood up and said.
yes.
The ministers were stunned.
The people are illiterate, so what’s the use of selling it?
"The role of newspapers is to spread some information..."
Wei Shuyu came out and said: "Places like restaurants and teahouses will definitely be talked about by many people."
"When the news spreads, it will spread naturally!"
"Then what if we lose money?" Cheng Yaojin said solemnly.
"Uncle Cheng is worrying too much."
Wei Shuyu smiled: "The best-selling newspaper depends on whether the content is well written..."
"Take Uncle Cheng as an example. The buzz about you is enough to make people want to buy."
"Yeah?"
Cheng Yaojin couldn't help but straighten his body: "Actually, besides being brave and good at fighting, I still have many advantages."
Suddenly, Cheng Yaojin's voice changed: "I wonder which one you are talking about?"
Does Cheng Yaojin have any advantages?
The ministers couldn't help but pricked up their ears.
Li Shimin looked at the newspaper in his hand and looked a little strange...
Is this title...serious?
"Well..."
Wei Shuyu hesitated slightly: "Isn't it good to say it in public?"
"What's wrong?"
Cheng Yaojin scolded with a straight face: "I walk and sit upright, and I'm not like some people who do sneaky things."
"Really?"
"explain!"
Seeing how insistent Cheng Yaojin was, Wei Shuyu could only stop persuading him.
He touched his chin and began to ponder.
The ministers were not in a hurry either.
Wei Shuyu always wrote poems with his mouth open.
This was the first time they had seen such a pensive expression.
"Ahem..."
Wei Shuyu coughed dryly: "Then I will come up with an attractive title."
"Okay, okay, tell me quickly."
Cheng Yaojin urged.
"Uncle Cheng, listen carefully..."
Wei Shuyu took a step forward and said, "This title is... the story Cheng Yaojin and Niu have to tell."
"What do you think, Uncle Cheng?"
Ga?
Cheng Yaojin and cattle?
The whole place was silent.
I thought you were going to write about Cheng Yaojin's glorious deeds of defeating Song Jingang, capturing Dou Jiande, and surrendering Wang Shichong.
The result is...cow?
"What? This title doesn't work?"
Wei Shuyu frowned and said, "How about changing to another one?"
"At midnight, the howling of Cheng Yaojin and the cows came from the cowshed?"
I go.
Forget about the bullpen, why is it howling?
Everyone couldn't help wiping away cold sweat.
This title really leaves a lot of room for imagination...
"What? Still not working?"
Seeing that the ministers didn't respond, Wei Shuyu frowned: "Is there less expectation and mystery? Then I'll try another one?"
"In the past life and this life, Cheng Yaojin's unfinished love affair with Niu?"
oh.
All the ministers opened their mouths.
You can't get along with a cow, right?
Involuntarily, everyone looked at Cheng Yaojin.
Our protagonist Cheng Yaojin's face turned red, and his ears were as angry as steam vents, almost smoking.
"Little bastard!"
Cheng Yaojin clenched his fists angrily: "Don't think that this is the Tai Chi Hall and I won't dare to beat you!"
Da da da……
Cheng Yaojin stepped forward quickly.
"Know the rules, calm down, calm down..."
Wei Zheng hurriedly stepped forward and hugged Cheng Yaojin: "Shu Yu was just using a metaphor, he didn't mean it!"
"Isn't this intentional?"
Cheng Yaojin yelled: "What's wrong with Niu? If he doesn't write about all the glorious deeds of old Cheng, why should he write about Niu?"
"Did I offend the cow or something?"
Cheng Yaojin was angry and aggrieved.
Paired with his rough voice, Li Junxian at the door couldn't help but pick his ears.
"You had an unfinished love affair with a cow in your previous life!"
Just as everyone was trying to break up the fight, Chen Shuozhen's voice suddenly sounded.
I go.
What time has it been and you still join in the fun?
"Uncle Cheng, don't be impulsive."
Wei Shuyu quickly persuaded, "This is what you asked me to say."
"I asked you to praise me, but I didn't ask you to scold me!"
Cheng Yaojin wanted to cut Wei Shuyu into pieces with all his teeth and claws.
Fortunately, he was hugged by Li Jing and other generals.
"Let me use an analogy. If you beat me in court today, you would be in the newspaper tomorrow."
Wei Shuyu took three steps back.
Lao Cheng’s fist is still pretty hard!
"What happened to the sum?"
Cheng Yaojin was furious: "Even if you write a hundred strokes, I will beat you today!"
"Zhijie, that's enough."
Li Shimin finally spoke: "How is it appropriate to fight and fight in the court?"
"Your Majesty, Wei Shuyu insulted my innocence!" Cheng Yaojin said aggrievedly.
"Uncle Yu."
Li Shimin turned to look at Wei Shuyu: "You too, just give an example, why don't you talk about things with cows?"
"His Majesty……"
Wei Shuyu replied seriously: "The topic of cattle attracts attention..."
"Uncle Cheng has many brilliant achievements."
"But with so many contributions to the founding of the Tang Dynasty, Uncle Cheng's contribution is not so eye-catching."
"Cows are different."
"Uncle Cheng is the only one in the entire Tang Dynasty."
Still saying?
Li Shimin's eyes widened.
Are you about to go berserk if you don't see Chisetsu?
"Let me go, today I'm going to let this brat know what the power of nine oxen is!" Cheng Yaojin yelled.
"Shu Yu, why don't you apologize to Zhijie!" Wei Zheng yelled.
This is all right...
I offended the old minister for no reason.
"oh."
Wei Shuyu nodded obediently: "Uncle Cheng, I was wrong."
Cheng Yaojin's anger was somewhat relieved.
When the general saw that he was not struggling, he let go.
However……
Wei Shuyu didn't stop talking.
"Uncle Cheng, you really don't want to think about it?"
"This awesome stunt will definitely explode!"
"If you let me write about you and Niu, the Ministry of Commerce can compensate you for reputational damage."
Reputation damage fee?
Cheng Yaojin's anger suddenly rose.
The generals took a look...
He stopped him in a hurry again.
"enough!"
Li Shimin finally broke out: "Wei Shuyu, if you dare to talk nonsense again, you will be dragged down for thirty years for disturbing the court!"
Li Shimin looked at Cheng Yaojin again: "There is still Zhijie, now is the court meeting."
"If you want to beat Shuyu, you can do it when you go to court!"
"Don't fool around in the court."
Seeing that Li Shimin was angry, the two of them immediately shut up.
Wei Shuyu returned to the last position.
When the road passed Yao Jin's side, he even speeded up his pace.
"Do you still have this memorial?" Li Shimin asked as usual.
"Your Majesty, I have the original memorial."
I saw Doulu Kuan holding a wat board in his hand.
"explain."
"Your Majesty, the New Year is approaching, and envoys from various countries are coming with tributes."
"I ask you to play...
"Are the rewards based on the prices of previous years?"
"It's better to follow what Wei Shuyu said and give back through tribute trade."
After Doulu Kuan finished speaking.
The ministers began to whisper.
This matter is worth discussing.
"Shuyu, do you have any comments?"
Li Shimin looked at Wei Shuyu.
"Your Majesty, leave this matter to me!"
Wei Shuyu immediately said confidently: "I guarantee that they will not take away a single copper plate."
Um?
Doulu Kuan was confused.
If you take over the job, what will I do in the etiquette department?
