Uh-huh.
Wei Shuyu pulled hard again.
But this time, the poles directly formed a semicircle.
Don't say...
Although the pole is a bamboo pole.
But the fishing rods from the Royal Reserve are of first-class quality.
If the nobleman's elegance is ruined because of the broken pole, the consequences of pursuing the case may be very serious...
"Wow wow wow, here comes the big fish." Cui Shenji clapped his hands excitedly.
"Big brother is awesome, big brother is mighty..." Fang Yiai also became energetic.
"Little Jiji, little Ai'ai, get ready to go down there and copy the net."
Wei Shuyu shouted.
Start walking the fish...
It's a carp, weighing about four pounds.
Wei Shuyu walked for several minutes before walking him to the side of the two goods.
Just when the two goods were planning to copy the net.
Plop.
A big stone fell into the pool.
Several people turned around and saw Cheng Yaojin looking at his palms in a daze.
"Oops, my hand slipped."
Li Shimin cast an approving look at Cheng Yaojin.
You still have to know the moral integrity.
Know the critical moment and help me.
If Wei Shuyu pulls this off, he may lose.
However……
The stone was smashed.
The fish didn't get off the hook.
"Quick, ignore Cheng Ergou, the fish hasn't escaped yet!" Wei Shuyu quickly urged.
Cheng Ergou?
Are you scolding me?
Cheng Yaojin picked up another stone and was about to throw it away...
Snapped.
A fishy crucian carp stuck to his face.
"Which bastard threw it?"
Cheng Yaojin smashed the fish on his face to the ground and glanced around with ferocious eyes.
I saw Wei Shuyu holding a fishing rod in one hand and looking at his other hand innocently...
"Ah, this fish is so slippery."
I'm your mother!
Learn now and sell now, right?
Cheng Yaojin gritted his teeth.
Just when I was about to continue throwing stones...
Snap.
Another fish hit me in the face.
"Yeah, another one slipped!"
Wei Shuyu's innocent voice came out.
"Son of a bitch."
Cheng Yaojin was extremely angry: "Wei Xiaodu, are you telling lies with your eyes open?"
"Sorry, Uncle Cheng."
Wei Shuyu defended innocently: "I don't know why the crucian carp always runs towards your face. Maybe they want to kiss you?"
Fuck you.
None of the nonsense is as nonsense as yours.
When he raised his hand and was about to hit the lake again, Wei Shuyu spoke again...
"This crucian carp likes Uncle Cheng. I wonder if he will also like Brother Huailiang?"
Hearing this, Cheng Yaojin made a move of smashing stones.
Dare you threaten me with Huai Liang?
But Cheng Yaojin just stuck to this.
Don't look at Cui Shenji acting like a chicken in front of him.
It's very vicious outside.
The god-kid boss is famous all over Chang'an. Do you really think it was caused by a fight?
fart.
Cui Shenji is famous for his fighting skills.
The reason why he is feared by everyone is entirely because of all kinds of pranks that have no limit.
For example, when having sex in Wanhua Pavilion...
Suddenly a toad appeared in front of me.
For example, when I go to court...
Suddenly a snake came out from under my butt.
For example, while eating...
The rice at the bottom of the bowl turned into shit for no apparent reason.
Unfortunately, no one could do anything against Cui Shenji.
What else can you do?
Kill Choi Shin-ki?
Who dares?
Cheng Yaojin is not afraid of his son being beaten.
I'm afraid that my son will have a disgusting name on his back.
His son will definitely become a general in the future...
What about nicknames?
General Impotence?
General Snake Eyes?
Shit-eating general?
Damn it, before the battle even started, the momentum was half weakened.
"Do you think I'm as stupid as you?"
Cheng Yaojin raised his eyebrows and cursed: "Can your hand slip twice?"
As soon as he finished speaking, he threw the stone in his hand aside.
"..."
Li Shimin was stunned.
Zhijie, aren't you very brave?
I can understand why I was retorted by Old Wei last time.
Why are you scared back now by Wei Shuyu's few words?
"Uncle Cheng, don't worry, I will pay attention."
Wei Shuyu grinned.
With the hard work of the two guys, the carp was finally caught in the net.
Another half hour passed.
Li Shimin had nine fish.
There is an extra big thumb.
As for Wei Shuyu, he already has more than twenty.
This is the charm of fishing...
When connecting the pole, I couldn't stop at all.
"His Majesty."
Wei Shuyu looked at the sky: "Do we still need to compete?"
Li Shimin's face was terrifyingly gloomy.
"Wei Shuyu, are you cheating?"
Changsun Wuji immediately stood up to support Li Shimin.
"Where did I lie?"
Wei Shuyu asked back.
"Why did the fish bite your hook if you weren't cheating?" Changsun Wuji asked.
"You have to ask the fish about that."
"..."
Changsun Wuji was extremely angry, but he still analyzed it seriously: "Tell me, what were you doing for most of the time?"
As soon as these words came out, they immediately attracted the attention of several people.
They knew that the reason why Wei Shuyu was able to gather the fish must be related to his previous behavior.
"Didn't you see what I was doing?"
"..."
Changsun Wuji gritted his teeth.
This Wei Shuyu doesn't get enough oil and salt.
"Shu Yu, how on earth did you do it?"
See this.
Qin Qiong can only ask.
There were a few people present, so Wei Shuyu gave him some face...
"Uncle Qin, it's actually very simple."
“Making nests, adjusting floats, and gathering fish frequently...”
Wei Shuyu immediately told the whole story.
In modern times with advanced communications, this is just the basic operation of fishermen.
Cheng Yaojin and Qin Qiong's eyes became brighter and brighter.
They also love fishing and thought that fishing only requires good bait.
I didn't expect there to be so much detailed knowledge.
"snort!"
Li Shimin snorted coldly: "You know how to be clever."
"Ahem..."
Wei Shuyu asked again: "Your Majesty, it's lunch time."
"You're going to eat during lunch time. Do you still want me to invite you?"
Li Shimin dropped the pole and left angrily.
By keeping silent about the official position, it was considered as acknowledgment that Wei Shuyu would continue to hold the official position.
no way.
Even if he gives up his position as Wei Shuyu.
Will Wei Shuyu stop spraying himself?
When the time comes, I will say: I will die to remonstrate.
What can he do?
If you are not even afraid of death, why would you refuse to speak out because of your official position?
Therefore, it does not matter to the old Wei family whether they have those two official positions.
The only loss was that Xiao Wei got a share of his salary from whoring in vain.
"Farewell to Your Majesty."
Wei Shuyu happily sent him off.
After Li Shimin left, Wei Shuyu looked at the two guys...
"Let's go, open the fire and eat grilled fish!"
"okay."
The two guys are so helpful.
Big brother is awesome.
Even His Majesty dares to win.
Chou Chou is so angry with His Majesty that he doesn't know if he will have anything to eat at noon.
Sure enough, when Li Shimin returned to the palace, he had no appetite at all.
Holding the wine glass, sip after sip.
In his life, he had only lost one battle, and the worst he had in the rest was a draw.
Now he actually lost to Wei Shuyu.
Just thinking about it makes me angry.
While he was drinking, a plume of smoke rose in the distance.
"what happened?"
Li Shimin smashed the wine glass on the table: "Did the water leak?"
"His Majesty."
A guard ran in and reported: "It's not a scammer, it's Mr. Wei and the others..."
"They were grilling fish at the Palace Garden..."
Grass.
Is this my farewell garden or Wei Shuyu’s farewell garden?
You really consider this your home, right?
Li Shimin slapped his palm on the case: "Arrest them all."
"What happens after you're arrested?"
"Chop it into pieces and feed it to the dogs!"
"promise."
The guards took orders.
"etc……"
Li Shimin called out to the other party again: "When they roast the fish, all of them will be confiscated!"
"ah?"
The guard was confused.
So should I chop it up and feed it to the dogs, or grab the fish?
"Ah for what?"
Li Shimin's eyes widened: "Go quickly, those are my fish!"
