"enough!"
Li Shimin immediately scolded: "It's just a trivial matter, but does it matter?"
"Your Majesty, do you really think this is a trivial matter?"
Wei Shuyu's face darkened: "Do you know how outsiders will scold you?"
"how?"
Li Shimin replied disdainfully: "I walk upright and sit upright. I have a clear conscience, so why should I be afraid of outsiders' gossip."
Wei Shuyu pondered.
In his mind, he recalled a piece of Bai Juyi's magical phrase for picking up girls. Wei Shuyu had studied it specially...
It turns out that what he wrote turned out to be such a long poem!
This guy...
Sometimes it's just stupid.
Too short to be too lazy to carry.
It was so long that Wei Shuyu was stunned that it had carried it all...
There happened to be a few words about scolding the king.
Just when Li Shimin was impatient and wanted to leave, Wei Shuyu spoke...
"The spring night is short and the sun is rising. From now on, the king will not go to court early."
"There is no leisure for Cheng Huan to serve the banquet, and he spends all his time on spring outings all night long."
After Wei Shuyu finished speaking, he looked at Li Shimin with sharp eyes...
"Your Majesty, are you sure you can bear it?"
Wow.
Several people's scalps were numb.
Wei Shuyu even wrote a poem to scold Li Shimin.
Even Cheng Yaojin understood it...
Spring nights are short.
From then on, the king did not go to court early.
Other words may be more difficult to understand, but these two sentences are so easy to understand...
"you wanna die!"
Li Shimin shouted loudly.
Anger like never before.
Wei Shuyu dared to scold him for being nostalgic for Wenwen Township and not even attending the morning court.
"Your Majesty, do you think I was wrong?"
Wei Shuyu became more and more excited: "I just chanted a few words casually, but you can't stand it anymore."
"Then your majesty knows that after this matter spreads all over the world..."
"Outsiders will only hear it more rudely and filthy than what I have told you!"
Cheng Yaojin and others kept silent, not daring to take a breath.
Xiao Wei started squirting.
His Majesty was angry.
We have to be invisible and avoid getting burned.
"Heaven knows this and earth knows..."
Li Shimin gritted his teeth and replied: "As long as you don't spread the word, no one will know!"
"If you want others not to hear it, don't say anything; if you want others not to know it, don't do it."
Wei Shuyu replied solemnly: "My father read me a book before, "A Letter to Remonstrate to the King of Wu"."
"If you want others to know, you have to do nothing unless you do it yourself!"
"Does your Majesty think that others will not know if I don't tell you?"
Dog Wei Zheng!
What is wrong with teaching, teach the Lord!
It's not enough for you to take care of me by yourself, why don't you bring your son with you?
"As long as you shut up, I guarantee that no one will dare to say anything?" Li Shimin threatened fiercely.
"His Majesty!"
Wei Shuyu suddenly raised the decibel level: "It is not Mingjun's fault to blindly cover up the truth..."
As he spoke, Wei Shuyu pointed to the distance and said, "Do you remember the mastermind behind the scenes?"
"The secret guard has already been infiltrated."
"Your Majesty, do you think they will not leak the matter?"
"Does Your Majesty think you can shut their mouths?"
"If you don't say it today, you won't say it tomorrow...it doesn't mean they will never say it."
"This matter will get out one day."
"If Your Majesty doesn't treat it with caution, it will be you who will be blamed in the future..."
Uh-huh.
Li Shimin's face suddenly sank.
He has been investigating the matter of the secret guards.
But I still don’t have a clue...
"Your Majesty is the king of a country."
"Your safety is related to the livelihood of the people of the entire Tang Dynasty."
"I once again implore Your Majesty to stop being so dismissive."
"If your Majesty still has this idea."
"I can only..."
Wei Shuyu paused.
Just when Li Shimin thought Xiao Wei was going to activate the death remonstrance skill.
Wei Shuyu's voice changed.
"I can only report to my father and the Supreme Emperor, and let them advise His Majesty..."
"..."
Li Shimin was dumbfounded.
Little trolls don't talk about martial ethics.
Know how to call for help.
etc……
The little troll actually has a helper?
Old Wei, Xiao Wei, Father...
Damn it.
This situation is wrong.
"Are you using my father to oppress me?" Li Shimin threatened in a deep voice.
Hearing this, Wei Shuyu bowed solemnly again...
"I am a supervisor personally appointed by the Supreme Emperor. He is responsible for advising His Majesty on his words and deeds."
"It would be dereliction of duty to alarm the Supreme Emperor."
"I am willing to accept the punishment and die without any regrets!"
"But before I die, I still hope that your Majesty will listen to my words..."
"Your Majesty represents the highest majesty and glory of the Tang Dynasty!"
"Your Majesty represents the millions of people of the Tang Dynasty!"
"I once again implore your Majesty..."
"Don't leave a stain that can never be repaired just for the sake of temporary convenience!"
Li Shimin gritted his teeth.
There was really nothing he could do against Wei Shuyu.
When you leave the palace by yourself, you must deal with your mistakes first.
And Xiao Wei’s father is Lao Wei…
If you change your father, I will kill you immediately!
"Ahem..."
Cheng Yaojin finally stood up to smooth things over.
As for what he said when he persuaded Li Shimin to leave the palace... I will take full responsibility for it?
That person is definitely not me.
Well, that’s what Changsun Wuji said!
"Shuyu, look it's getting dark, why don't we discuss this matter tomorrow?"
While speaking, he also winked at Qin Qiong.
Qin Shandao is Wei Shuyu's younger brother, and the two families have a good relationship.
"right."
Qin Qiong nodded: "Uncle Yu, it's getting so late now, even if I can return to the palace, it will have to be tomorrow..."
Li Shimin stood aside angrily.
Staring at Xiao Wei.
If Xiao Wei dared to ask him to return to the palace overnight, he would definitely beat Xiao Wei.
Anyway, when I go back, I will be scolded by Lao Wei.
Beating Xiao Wei was also a slap in the face.
No need to itch if there are too many lice, no need to worry if there are too many debts!
Destroy it...
I also have a temper!
"Who said you're going back to the palace?"
Wei Shuyu's words made everyone's eyes widen.
what's going on?
Didn't you just complain angrily that Your Majesty is here?
"My minister passed away due to illness, and His Majesty has not thought about food or food all day long and is depressed..."
Wei Shuyu said seriously: "Your Majesty comes out to relax, and no one will say anything."
Grass!
Since no one will say anything, what was that squirting you just did?
Several people gritted their teeth.
"If you fart, let it go!"
Li Shimin was so angry that his teeth were almost broken, and he forced out four words.
"His Majesty."
Wei Shuyu bowed and said: "Li Gong Bieyuan is a royal garden, and it is not a dangerous place."
"I feel that Your Majesty can come openly and openly, so why do you have to be secretive?"
"The main thing I want to say this time is... Your Majesty only brings a small number of people with you. If your whereabouts are revealed, bad guys may take advantage of you."
"Your Majesty's secret departure may cause panic among the courtiers and relatives."
"There are also women like Li Gong Bieyuan who may damage His Majesty's reputation..."
Damn it.
Li Shimin was immediately dumbfounded.
yes.
Why should I be sneaky?
"Yeah."
Cheng Yaojin nodded repeatedly: "That's what I advised Your Majesty at the beginning."
Um?
Wei Shuyu looked at Cheng Yaojin.
It turns out you were the one who persuaded His Majesty.
It's pitiful that Changsun Wuji was scolded by me.
But it doesn’t matter…
Changsun Wuji came together and was an accomplice, so it was not considered a mistake.
"..."
Changsun Wuji's face was deformed with anger.
I was emotionally sprayed for a long time.
Are you taking the blame for everything?
Forget about taking the blame...
When I was being sprayed, didn't you know how to stand up and help me?
"Then what suggestions do you have?" Li Shimin snorted coldly.
"I thought that Your Majesty could send someone back to the palace overnight and let out the news that he would come to the palace to relax tomorrow..."
"It's just a matter of arriving one day early and arriving one day late."
"Even if others know about it then, they will not be able to find an excuse to blame His Majesty."
Li Shimin nodded.
Then he gave Cheng Yaojin a hard look.
What kind of bullshit idea did you come up with?
He sent Old Wei away, left Fang Xuanling behind, and sneaked among the merchants.
After one operation, he was as fierce as a tiger, and he found out that he was a 250-year-old!
"His Majesty."
Cheng Yaojin said seriously: "You can't blame me, I'm thinking about you too..."
Fuck you.
Do I still have to thank you for co-authoring it?
Li Shimin took a deep breath.
Lao Cheng is a gangster, so don't argue with a gangster.
But damn...
How could I listen to a bastard's advice?
"snort."
Li Shimin snorted coldly: "Just make arrangements as Shuyu said..."
After saying this, he walked into the Ligong Garden with a puff of sleeves.
Xiao Wei is too annoying.
I feel uncomfortable every time I see you.
Now that I think about it, Lao Wei is better.
At least when admonishing, you won’t write poems to scold me...
However, before taking a few steps, Wei Shuyu's annoying voice came from behind again...
"His Majesty!"
"You must not touch these women in Ligong Bieyuan!"
"Beware of the leakage of royal blood, beware of rumors..."
Li Shimin was trembling with anger.
Without a beautiful woman to accompany me, why would I come to this palace?
Do you really think I’m here to enjoy the mountains and rivers?
I just want to experience the joy of swimming with a dragon in the hot spring...
