"What a coincidence, isn't it?"
Wei Shuyu straightened up and said with a smile, "Why is Your Majesty here too?"
"..."
Li Shimin was speechless.
"Bold Wei Shuyu!"
Changsun Wuji immediately shouted: "How does your majesty behave, do you still have to report it to you?"
Um?
Wei Shuyu took a step forward.
"Changsun Wuji, you secretly persuaded His Majesty to leave the palace. What crime should you do?"
Well……
Changsun Wuji instantly lost his temper.
There's no defense for this stuff.
No matter which dynasty you are in, teasing His Majesty is a treacherous act.
"I came out on my own!"
Li Shimin immediately stood up to protect Sun Wuji.
Um?
Wei Shuyu narrowed his eyes.
What should you do when you are attacked?
Just stare at a person and beat him to death.
If you cripple one person, others will not dare to fight back.
Same goes for trolling.
First, spray Changsun Wuji to death, then the rest will be easy...
"Changsun Wuji, why didn't you stop His Majesty from leaving the palace?"
"If your Majesty has an accident, can you bear the responsibility?"
Changsun Wuji's face turned red.
I want to reply but don't know how to reply.
You can’t say I’ll bear it all, right?
"Uncle Dai spent his last breath for the Tang Dynasty, but you took His Majesty outside to enjoy the mountains and rivers..."
"If word spreads, do you know how others will scold Your Majesty?"
"It doesn't matter if your eldest son, Sun Wuji, is shameless."
"Your reputation isn't that great anyway."
"But where is your Majesty?"
"You are trying to give His Majesty the reputation of someone who is too happy to think about Shu and has no regard for the friendship between the monarch and his subjects..."
"How chilling would it be for the other ministers to hear this?"
"To put it mildly..."
"You are trying to drive a wedge between the monarch and his subjects."
"Taking it seriously..."
"Your behavior is laying the foundation for disaster for the Tang Dynasty!"
Changsun Wuji's expression changed again and again as he sprayed out loudly.
Changsun Wuji pointed at Wei Shuyu and scolded: "Don't be alarmist!"
"Am I the alarmist, or are you refusing to admit your mistake?"
Boom.
Wei Shuyu took another step: "You can ask a random child, is it wrong for you to take your majesty on a trip to the mountains and rivers just after your loyal minister died of illness?"
"Even children understand the truth, but you, the dignified Sikong, don't understand?"
Changsun Wuji's face turned red.
Pointing at Wei Shuyu, he was speechless.
Obviously...
I didn’t instigate it!
I'm on duty well.
His Majesty suddenly summoned me to gather at the palace. Do I dare not to go?
Can't help but...
Changsun Wuji looked sideways.
Cheng Yaojin touched the horse's head and was communicating with his beloved horse.
Qin Qiong frowned and lowered his head, like an academic master who was deep in thought.
Grass.
A bunch of bastards.
I've been sprayed like this, don't you know how to help me?
"enough!"
Li Shimin helped again: "Changsun Wuji is your elder after all, so please be careful."
"His Majesty!"
Wei Shuyu bowed and retorted without fear: "Your Majesty personally entrusts you with the duty of supervising the censor!"
"As long as I am in office for one day, I must play the role of supervising all officials..."
"Changsun Wuji encouraged Your Majesty and put Your Majesty in danger, which is a traitor."
"Changsun Wuji left his post without authorization and accompanied His Majesty here. This is dereliction of duty."
"Changsun Wuji refused to admit his mistake, and if he resisted, he would be severely punished and his crime would be increased."
"As a Sikong, Changsun Wuji knows the law and breaks the law, and his crime will be increased to second degree."
"Changsun Wuji..."
Everyone's scalp was numb when they heard it.
Changsun Wuji was so angry that his face turned purple.
Clenching his fists, he wished he could cut Wei Shuyu into pieces with a thousand knives.
Bastard...
I didn’t instigate it!
Again, I didn’t instigate it...
You wronged me indiscriminately, and you are the worst offender.
However, he could only curse these words in his heart.
Li Shimin brought him here, and he always thought that Li Shimin made the decision himself.
You can't pass the blame to Li Shimin, right?
aside.
Cheng Yaojin leaned on his horse's temples and picked at it, as if he was catching lice.
"This is all my will!"
Li Shimin replied angrily.
Uh-huh.
Wei Shuyu raised his head and looked at Li Shimin...
"Does Your Majesty think it's natural to do this?"
Um?
Li Shimin's heart skipped a beat.
Something's wrong, something's wrong...
This posture, this look, seems familiar...
"Uncle Dai did it until he died."
"His Majesty took advantage of him to stay away from court for three days and take the opportunity to visit the palace's villa."
"If word of this gets out, which minister would dare to sacrifice his life for His Majesty?"
Li Shimin looked gloomy.
Are you calling yourself stupid again?
"May I ask your Majesty?"
"If we look at all the kings in the past dynasties who could do such things, which one is a wise king?"
"Could it be that Your Majesty feels that the kings in the history books are too disciplined?"
"Your Majesty, do you want to be unique?"
Wei Shuyu's mouth seemed to have opened a floodgate, and he spurted out as hard as he could.
There is quite a posture of not admitting that Li Shimin was wrong and vowing to never give up.
"Asshole!"
Li Shimin scolded sternly: "You still dare to comment on me?"
Wei Shuyu's eyes became more determined.
He bowed slightly and looked directly at Li Shimin again...
"I just hope that your majesty will be strict with himself and never lose his reputation for the sake of temporary pleasure!"
"fart."
Li Shimin scolded with a cold face: "I just came out to relax, how can I be infamy for thousands of years?"
Relax?
Wei Shuyu's eyes were bright...
What is a remonstrator?
His Majesty's resistance became more intense.
We are getting more and more excited!
Go against the current and move forward bravely!
The horn sounds, hang your head on your waist and start charging...
"There are dozens of beauties hidden in the Palace Garden. Your Majesty said this is for relaxation?"
"..."
Li Shimin's mouth twitched.
He turned his head and looked at Cheng Yaojin.
I admit that I am very satisfied with your work...
But how the hell could Wei Shuyu get caught in such a situation?
Cheng Yaojin responded with a helpless expression.
Who knows Xiao Wei will come...
"Shuyu, those are the maids."
Cheng Yaojin said shamelessly: "Isn't it because there is no one in the palace? Women tend to be more attentive."
However, regarding this...
Wei Shuyu, on the other hand, couldn't get enough of oil and salt.
His expression became even more excited immediately.
"Who believes it?"
Uncle Wei retorted: "When Your Majesty comes to the palace, all women will serve you?"
"It doesn't matter whether His Majesty is blessed with a woman or not."
"Outsiders will give His Majesty the title of being obsessed with women!"
"..."
Cheng Yaojin is autistic.
That's just the way it is.
If an emperor hangs around among women, shouldn't he be scolded?
Can't spray, can't spray.
I'd better continue to communicate with my beloved horse.
"Wei Shuyu, don't exaggerate."
Changsun Wuji stood up again and said, "Don't you think your Majesty can even find a few people to serve you when traveling?"
To this.
Wei Shuyu just responded with a sneer...
"So why is there no one to serve His Majesty when he travels?"
Well……
Changsun Wuji was momentarily speechless.
Why?
It's not just because of sneaking out.
Several people had big heads for a while.
The people in the old Wei family are so difficult to deal with.
I avoided Old Wei, but I didn’t avoid Xiao Wei...
