Write about women?
What a shit I am!
Wei Shuyu was caught blind...
If the theme is the moon, we still have some in our pocket.
"Shui Tiao Ge Tou·When will the bright moon come"
Is there any?
As soon as this word comes out, who can compete with it?
Wei Shuyu is planning to show off...
But what the hell is a woman?
Even if the theme is women's poetry, I can at least mention a few sentences.
The clouds want the clothes and the flowers want the appearance?
I do not know?
Is there any? Awesome or not?
Even if I don’t remember everything, we can fill in the gaps, right?
But the words…
There seems to be a song about something?
I ask you how much sorrow you can have, just like a river of spring water flowing eastward?
What else is there?
Wei Shuyu scratched his head and scratched his head, unable to write.
aside.
Wu Qiqi was not happy anymore.
snort!
Wei Shuyu hasn’t written any poems for me yet, so he will write them for you first!
He stamped his foot angrily.
By coincidence, he stepped on Yuan Tiangang's instep.
"Ouch."
Yuan Tiangang woke up from his sluggish state: "Disciple, why are you stepping on me?"
"Who is your apprentice?" Wu Qiqi groaned dissatisfied.
"Didn't you admit it yourself?"
Yuan Tiangang was speechless: "If you have the way, you will be a teacher for a day and a father for a lifetime."
"Not even one day has passed and our relationship has ended."
"..."
Yuan Tiangang is autistic.
This Wu Qiqi may be awesome in the future.
Can't afford to offend, can't afford to offend...
Just turned around...
He saw Sanguo staring at him.
"Why are you looking at Pindao?" Yuan Tiangang was so worried that he was being stared at.
"Tianshi Yuan, please show me your face."
"I also want."
"Show me too..."
Are you dreaming?
Yuan Tiangang touched the swelling on his face.
"Forget it, this awesome guy has no ability."
"That's right, brother showed it to us anyway."
"Eye to head!"
Um?
As soon as these words came out, they immediately attracted Yuan Tiangang's attention.
Wei Shuyu has seen...
Can Pindao verify how big the gap is between himself and Wei Shuyu?
"Don't go...I'll show you the way!"
As soon as Sanguo heard this, he immediately ran to stand in front of Yuan Tiangang.
Yuan Tiangang first focused his attention on Cui Shenji, touching the bones and reading the physiognomy... he struggled for a long time.
"Niubi, do you know how to do it?"
"One glance at the cauldron is enough, but you still want to do it?"
Cui Shenji cursed and slapped Yuan Tiangang's hand away.
"Ahem..."
Yuan Tiangang took back his hand, pondered for a moment and said: "Yes, he has the qualifications of a prime minister, but his future is limited."
"What do you mean?"
"It's just possible that you won't be prime minister for a month!"
Boom.
Cui Shenji stepped on Yuan Tiangang's instep.
"Why did you step on the poor road?" Yuan Tiangang grinned in pain.
"God stick!"
Choi Shin-ki ran away.
"Haha, it turns out that Shenji is the Prime Minister of January!"
Fang Yiai burst into laughter, and then said to Yuan Tiangang: "Show me..."
Yuan Tiangang didn't want to see it.
But when she saw Fang Yiai take out the imperial sack, she immediately became scared.
Soon, Yuan Tiangang's expression became strange.
"What did Wei Shuyu say about you?" Yuan Tiangang couldn't help but ask.
"Big brother said that I will live in the prairie in the future, and I will have no worries about cattle and horses!"
grassland? oxen and horses?
What the hell is this?
Is it because I am poor?
Seeing Yuan Tiangang in a daze, Fang Yiai urged him.
"Hey, you haven't said what you saw yet?"
"Pindao advises you not to mention Princess Shang."
What?
Don't you want me to be the princess?
Boom.
Fang Yiai also stepped on it.
"God stick!"
Then he ran away.
"..."
Yuan Tiangang raised his right foot and rubbed it.
They were all stepped on three times.
Involuntarily, he looked at Qin Shandao...
"you……"
Before he finished speaking, Qin Shandao said: "Magic stick!"
Brother Jiji and Brother Aiai have called you a fool, do I still need to read your face?
Lift your feet...
Yuan Tiangang took a look.
Why?
My right foot is in the air, you can't step on it, right?
Boom.
Qin Shandao stepped on his left foot.
Yuan Tiangang was in pain and fell to the ground.
"Silly Que."
After leaving a word, Qin Shandao also walked away...
"..."
Yuan Tiangang sat on the ground and doubted life.
I am Yuan Tianshi...
Wei Ting and Wang Gui both respected them as gods!
Time passes quietly...
While everyone was writing lyrics, Wanhua Pavilion had already begun to warm up the scene.
The female talents of Wanhua Pavilion competed to sing the lyrics first.
Then it was time for the talents to show off.
However……
There is no talent in this round.
"Since no one has come forward, we will directly start a competition between Mr. Wei and Mr. Changsun!"
The madam had a look of regret on her face.
It is a big stain that no talented person can eulogize the woman of Wanhua Pavilion.
Next we can only rely on Wei Shuyu...
"Two gentlemen, who comes first?"
The madam asked according to the procedure.
"Wei Shuyu, I was the first to do Shidou just now, now it's your turn." Changsun Chong shouted.
"First time, first time, you come first." Wei Shuyu shamelessly refused.
Anyway, I don’t know how to write women’s lyrics, so I want you to write first.
"Nonsense!"
Changsun Chong scolded: "One person only once is fair!"
"Fair enough."
Wei Shuyu scolded: "You are several years older than me, why don't you say age is fair or unfair?"
"I passed it once, and this time it's your turn."
The two of them started bickering.
Everyone was confused.
You two have no feelings at all.
"Forget it if you don't do it."
Wei Shuyu said nonchalantly: "Anyway, I won the poetry fight and am already in an invincible position!"
"There are three rounds of competition, one victory, one draw, and one loss. If you don't beat me, you still can't become a princess."
What?
Changsun Chong was stunned.
It seems that this is really the case.
I immediately started scratching my head and head.
"How about it?"
Wei Shuyu smiled and joked: "Don't waste your brain cells if you can't figure it out. Anyway, it's not the first time you've lost to me."
Changsun Chong's cheeks turned red.
Ci is not like poetry, which can be finished in just a few sentences.
Generally, it must be written according to the format...
The rhyme and format of each word is extremely strict.
As for Qinyuan Chunxue before Wei Shuyu, the early stage was perfect...
The second half is a bit tainted due to changes.
However, this flaw has attracted everyone's attention.
First, Qin Yuanchun's Ci Pai format has not yet been born, and Wei Shuyu was the first to create it.
Secondly, snow’s words are very contagious.
Thirdly, Wei Shuyu is still young, so it is understandable that he has flaws.
Based on the above points, the great talents and officials of the Tang Dynasty not only had no objection.
Instead, I want to improve it!
Once the changes are perfect, they can take the opportunity to leave a mark in the history books.
Just when Changsun Chong was anxious, someone whispered a few words to him...
Changsun Chong's eyes suddenly lit up!
"Wei Shuyu, I miss you when you are young, so let me go first..."
Changsun Chong held his head high and looked confident.
"Listen carefully, the title of my song is "Shui Tiao Ge Tou"
Water tune singer?
Isn't it possible that you idiot is also a time traveler?
"The lyrics and melody of the Shui Diao song are derived from the song "Shui Diao", which was a piece of music composed by Yang Guang when he was digging the Grand Canal."
On the side, Wu Qiqi helped explain a few words.
"Oh, Yang Guang did it..." Wei Shuyu nodded.
"now……"
Changsun Wuji spoke.
One breath, two breaths, ten breaths pass by, but it’s still just one word.
"Child Sun, are you dumb? Keep talking!" Cui Shenji couldn't help but urge.
"Sorry, I'm done."
Changsun Chong smiled shamelessly and said, "It's Wei Shuyu's turn next. If he can't write a better poem than me, I will win."
What the hell?
Is your word just one word?
Everyone reacted quickly...
No matter how many words it was, Changsun rushed to write it.
Even if it’s a piece of shit, he wrote the lyrics.
On the other hand, if Wei Shuyu doesn't do anything, he will lose...
"Wei Shuyu, why don't you speak?"
Changsun Chong laughed wildly: "You are right, anyway, this is not the first time I have lost to you."
"I can't say anything good either!"
"But I dare to admit it, do you dare?"
Changsun Chong's move can be said to have set Wei Shuyu up.
Don't mess around.
If he did it randomly, everyone would question his previous work "Qinyuanchun·Snow".
Don't be rogue.
If, like Chang Sun Chong, he only spoke a few words, "Silent Night Thoughts" would not be included in the collection of children's enlightenment poems. Being selected into an anthology of children's enlightenment poems has strict requirements for the author's reputation and talent.
There is only one way, admit defeat!
It’s understandable that you can’t compose lyrics in a short period of time.
But let Wei Shuyu and Changsun Chong admit defeat, look at the three goods...
"The cauldron is mighty."
"Big brother is domineering."
“The cauldron is awesome.”
"Big brother is awesome."
Let’s ask, can we admit defeat in this situation?
Once you admit defeat, how can Sanguo hold his head up in the future?
so……
What other words are there for women?
