On the carriage.
Li Shimin dressed up as a wealthy businessman.
"Wang De, I won't be recognized like this, right?"
Li Shimin straightened his clothes.
A dignified king of a country visits a brothel and doesn't get sprayed to death if word spreads...
But Li Shimin still couldn't restrain his mood of watching the show and sneaked out.
"Your Majesty, don't worry."
Wang De said seriously: "You have to believe in my craftsmanship. Unless you are a close official like Wei Shizhong, no one can recognize you..."
"That's good."
Li Shimin nodded, and when he was about to get off the carriage, he saw a little old man.
Why does that back look so familiar?
Slightly hunched back, slim but tall figure.
The most important thing is...the jade pendant around his waist.
Lao Wei!
Li Shimin gritted his teeth.
Even if you are replaced by gray, I will still recognize you!
"His Majesty."
Seeing Li Shimin retracting the carriage again, Wang De asked doubtfully.
"Xuan Cheng is also here, what should we do about this matter?" Li Shimin asked.
"ah?"
Wang De was dumbfounded.
So the makeup that you put so much effort into... is useless?
"How about... why don't you go back to the palace?" Wang De replied timidly.
"I finally came out, do you want to go back to the palace?"
Li Shimin's eyes widened.
Wang De immediately lowered his head in fear and murmured: Your Majesty, forgive me.
"never mind."
Li Shimin waved his hand.
Wang De can't be counted on, so I have to rely on myself.
Fluctuations flashed in his eyes...
A series of cases came to mind.
The final decision was to stop with stillness!
Inside the Wanhua Pavilion.
All the friends from the Imperial Academy army were called over by their elder brother to propose a toast...
Changsun Chong asked them to help out, but it didn't mean they wanted to compete with each other.
Instead, he introduced connections to his younger brother.
"Brother Jiji, I'm angry."
Qin Shandao said angrily.
"Why?"
Cui Shenji gnawed on a chicken leg and glared at the other person from time to time.
"Why do they have wine to drink but we don't!" Qin Shandao pointed to the opposite side and said angrily.
Cui Shenji took a look.
you do not say.
What others have, we must have!
"The king sighed!"
Cui Shenji yelled: "They have wine for Shenmu, but we don't!"
The fragrant wind blew over, and the madam appeared beside the two of them.
"Mr. Cui, these iced drinks of yours are more expensive and high-end than their wines."
Not even high-end.
I'm a big boss!
"I don't care."
Cui Shenji shouted: "We must have whatever they have!"
"this……"
The madam pretended to hesitate.
You can't persuade me, right?
better!
Earn more money for drinks.
The happy little boy went to get it...
opposite.
Changsun Chong exchanged cups with everyone and talked loudly.
From time to time, he looked in Wei Shuyu's direction, showing a proud look.
I have drawn all the Imperial Academy troops over to see what other tricks you can make.
How could Wei Shuyu have time to care about him?
He was chewing the tip of his pen and trying his best to recall the poems.
But Wei Shuyu doesn't care...
Our god-kid boss can’t stand it!
Cui Shenji and Qin Shandao walked over leisurely with wine bottles in their hands.
"Yo? Shen Ji and Shan Dao are here too?"
Fang Yi smiled and welcomed.
"Listen carefully."
Cui Shenji raised his head proudly: "Don't think that you are the only ones who know how to drink, we can too!"
"Yeah."
Qin Shandao nodded: "I can too!"
Then the two guys blew hard on the wine bottle.
This saucy operation really stunned several people.
Wait until the two guys' cheeks swell up after drinking.
Zhi...
Squirting out like peeing again.
One bit it on Changsun Chong’s face
One of them made the eldest grandson rush to the crotch of his pants.
"Yeah, I drank too much."
"Can't drink, can't drink..."
Throwing away the wine bottle, the two of them ran away.
Changsun Chong wiped his face in confusion, as if he had realized it in hindsight, and roared with all his teeth and claws...
"Cui Shenji, Qin Shandao, I want you to die!"
The wine stains on his face, combined with his crazy appearance, made him look like a drunkard.
Everyone's eyes moved downward.
In the crotch area, it feels like I peed my pants again.
"Why are you shouting?"
Cui Shenji turned around and shouted: "You can't blame me for not being able to drink alcohol or for being abusive."
"Yeah."
Qin Shandao echoed: "Who told you not to stop us from drinking."
"Come on, come on!"
Changsun Chong roared madly: "Cut them both into pieces!"
"Ouch."
A gust of fragrant wind came, and the old bustard came forward again: "Master Changsun, calm down, Wanhua Pavilion is hosting this meal, and Wanhua Pavilion will be responsible for custom-making your clothes and fabrics."
Changsun's anger still couldn't go away.
But as the person in charge of Wanhua Pavilion, the Madam has her own methods.
He took Changsun and rushed to the corner and muttered for a while.
Changsun Chong finally endured it.
But there was anger in his eyes that could not be concealed...
"Everyone, come and see, Zhang Sunchong peed his pants..." Cui Shenji yelled and taunted.
Changsun Chong's anger that had just been suppressed came back up again...
"Master Changsun, please don't be impulsive and let Wanhua Pavilion handle it!"
The madam tried to persuade her.
Then he ran to Cui Shenji again...
"Master Cui, Changsun Chong can't fight you, what's the point of being angry with him..."
When Cui Shenji heard this, he thought that was not the case.
The hot chicken Chang Sun Chong, the boss of the God of God raised his hand to suppress him!
"Shenji is awesome."
"The gods are mighty."
"God base is iron-headed and invulnerable!"
The friends came over to flatter him, and Cui Shenji raised his head proudly.
at the same time.
Wu Qiqi wanted to enter Wanhua Pavilion, but was blocked from the door.
This is a brothel!
What's a little girl doing here?
Looking for dad?
Sorry, your dad is busy, please don't interrupt.
"Master, the young lady can't get in."
Old Wu said to Wei Zheng, "Do you want me to inform the young master and ask him to withdraw first?"
"What to withdraw?"
Wei Zheng glared at the housekeeper dissatisfied: "Shu Yu is here to compete, not to find a woman."
"If Shuyu escapes and spreads the word, Changsun Chong will be afraid. Where can I put my old face?"
The housekeeper was stunned.
Aren't you here because you are worried about the harmonious relationship between the young master and the young madam?
rear.
Li Shimin hid in the carriage and secretly observed Lao Wei's every move through the curtains.
"No, the guard pushed the young lady!" the housekeeper suddenly said.
"What?"
Wei Zheng's eyes were about to burst.
Dare you touch my daughter-in-law?
Old Wei rolled up his sleeves and was about to step forward to fight the guard...
"Master, no."
The housekeeper quickly hugged Wei Zheng and said, "You are following me here. It will be very unpleasant to spread the news."
yes.
Wei Zheng paused.
"Remember this guard's face and ask the Cui boy to take care of him later." Wei Zheng said through gritted teeth.
"good!"
In front of Wanhua Pavilion.
Wu Qiqi was frowning.
If you reveal your identity, say that you are here to see Wei Shuyu.
It will ruin the reputation of the Wei family.
The power of public opinion is huge, for example...
At the end of his life, Wei Shuyu was dissatisfied with his desires and walked out of Wanhua Pavilion with his waist up.
No way, Wu Qiqi doesn’t understand the ways of men and women, so he secretly goes to a brothel to learn?
Shocked, Changsun Chongwen Dou was actually for the wife of the Wei family!
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Just thinking about it...
Wu Qiqi glanced and saw Yuan Tiangang who was constantly pinching his fingers to tell fortunes.
It's up to you!
