"Do you know physiognomy?"
Yuan Tiangang wrinkled his panda eyes.
"Know a thing or two."
Wei Shuyu nodded matter-of-factly.
He never leaves home, it all depends on his mouth.
You use your mouth to fool people, let us use your mouth to slander others.
Different paths lead to the same destination...
In one word: peers!
"It's a poor man who's rude."
Yuan Tiangang bowed solemnly: "I wanted to say who changed the fate of the Tang Dynasty, but it turned out to be fellow Taoist!"
"Disrespect, disrespect!"
Wei Shuyu returned the gift.
"I don't know, friend, where did you learn the method of moving the world from?" Yuan Tiangang asked.
"..."
Come again?
We don’t want to be a copycat, and we need to get to the bottom of whatever we brag about?
We are not familiar with each other.
You went too far...
"How can Tianji get to the bottom of it!"
Wei Shuyu snorted coldly and walked away.
If you break it off again, you might be told something else.
This bull nose has a great reputation and is not easily fooled.
Seeing that San Guo was still in a daze, Wei Shuyu urged: "Let's go!"
"Oh oh oh..."
Sanguo quickly followed.
"Big Guo, you can also do physiognomy..."
Cui Shenji pointed at his face and said, "What do you think my career will be like in the future?"
"The future is bright."
Wei Shuyu said something casually, and Cui Shenji grinned happily.
"Brother, where am I?"
Fang Yiai asked again.
"you……"
Wei Shuyu paused and replied with a strange look on his face: "Your future road is vast and boundless. If I have to make a metaphor, the prairie is your destination."
prairie!
That’s not bad either.
Don’t worry about cows and horses.
Fang Yiai smiled cheerfully.
Wei Shuyu's mouth twitched, as long as you are happy...
"Brother, what about me?"
Qin Shandao jumped forward.
"You are the future face of the Qin family!"
Qin Shandao was overjoyed.
It turns out that I am the best in the Qin family.
The three goods are very happy...
"Fellow Taoist, please stay."
While they were chatting, Yuan Tiangang caught up with him again: "My friend is Wei Shuyu!"
"..."
Wei Shuyu turned around: "So what?"
"Really you?"
Yuan Tiangang pinched his fingers again in shock: "Are you engaged to Wu Qiqi?"
Then he stamped his feet anxiously: "How can you get engaged to Wu Qiqi!"
"Everything in the world has its destiny!"
"This is against common sense and against the law..."
Neuropathy.
"Destinations are made to be broken."
Wei Shuyu started to talk seriously again: "It's just that you don't have enough knowledge to see through it."
is that so?
Yuan Tiangang fell into deep thought.
Wei Shuyu took one look and ran away...
"Let's go."
Several people galloped all the way and arrived at Wenyun Pavilion.
Business is booming.
During the Mid-Autumn Festival, it’s time for talented people and beautiful ladies to show off, and folding fans are indispensable.
Under Wei Shuyu’s brainwashing propaganda...
If you don’t bring a folding fan, you are an uneducated person.
An uneducated person is not worthy of being favored by women!
The first step in finding a partner is a folding fan!
"Master Wei."
The Mid-Autumn Festival is here, and Luo Dan returns to Chang'an from Hu County.
"good……"
Looking at Luo Dan's well-dressed appearance, Wei Shuyu smiled.
"Do you have a wife? I can't introduce one to you."
"Yes, the younger ones already have children."
Damn it.
Awesome.
"Concubine, think about it?" Wei Shuyu chuckled.
"this……"
Luo Dan blushed: "Isn't this bad?"
"Now that I've made money, I'll help your Luo family grow in due course."
Wei Shuyu turned his head: "Xiao Jiji, I leave this matter to you."
"Don't worry, Cauldron!"
Cui Shenji’s breasts smacked loudly: “I promise to find someone with a big butt and good fertility!”
"Thank you, Master Wei and Master Cui." Luo Dan quickly thanked him.
Luo Dan is still more important.
He can't give it to an official, so he can only rely on his family to guide him.
"By the way, bring us the account books of Wenyun Pavilion." Wei Shuyu suddenly said.
Wenyunge has been open for more than a month, and it’s time to pay dividends.
He wanted to do it one minute a year.
I can't stand the fact that there is a poor man named Li Shimin above my head.
Send away a few people.
Wei Shuyu flipped through the account book.
According to his math, it was calculated in less than an hour.
"Luo Dan, have someone prepare fifteen thousand guan and put it in the backyard of Wenyun Pavilion. Someone will come and drag it away tomorrow."
"In addition, according to this list, dividends will be distributed to the friends in the Imperial College."
"No." Luo Dan accepted the order.
Wei Shuyu went out and stretched.
Just when I was about to find Cui Shenji and others, a familiar voice came again...
"Fellow Taoist, please stay!"
Yuan Tiangang's face was swollen and he quickly came up to meet him.
"Why are you here again?"
Wei Shuyu muttered angrily.
"Dare to ask my friend, how can this destiny be changed?"
Yuan Tiangang frowned: "Birth, old age, illness and death are determined by fate. How can it be changed at will?"
That's it?
"Have you ever heard that man can conquer heaven?" Wei Shuyu asked.
Yuan Tiangang shook his head.
Wei Shuyu pointed to the guard on the side: "Did you see the knife in his hand?"
Yuan Tiangang nodded.
"If you rub it on your neck, won't it change the destiny?"
Damn it!
Yuan Tiangang was shocked.
Think carefully!
you do not say?
"Man is determined to conquer heaven, man is determined to conquer heaven..."
Yuan Tiangang fell into deep thought again.
Wei Shuyu saw the opportunity and ran away again.
There's something wrong with this cow's nose, it's not normal, it's definitely not normal...
It seems that it can really be calculated!
As for the third goods.
No need to ask, the cliff is in Wanhua Pavilion!
Wei Shuyu glanced at Wanhua Pavilion and saw the Madam waving to him.
The madam had been staring at him for a long time.
He is rich, an official, and runs a Wenyun Pavilion.
the most important is……
Wei Shuyu can compose poetry!
During this Mid-Autumn Festival, if Wei Shuyu was in charge, Wanhua Pavilion would definitely be the number one brothel in Chang'an.
"Hey, Mr. Wei, tomorrow is the Mid-Autumn Festival. Are we coming to the Wanhua Pavilion to sit down today?"
"Don't be afraid of spending money. I won't charge you money?"
The madam waved her silk handkerchief and twisted her butt to actively solicit customers.
Wei Shuyu was frightened and took several steps back.
The madam didn't care and continued to solicit customers enthusiastically...
"Mr. Wei, as we are neighbors, I have visited your Wenyun Pavilion several times."
"You don't even want to come and sit in my Wanhua Pavilion."
"What? Do you think we are not doing this cleanly?"
The old bustard's eyes turned red and she looked pitiful.
Wei Shuyu was dumbfounded.
Sure enough... I can open a big brothel in Chang'an.
This madam's acting skills are also superb.
"Next time...definitely next time!"
Wei Shuyu responded awkwardly.
The popularity of folding fans is indispensable to the contribution of Wanhua Pavilion.
There's no need to get into trouble over such a trivial matter.
"It's better to choose a day than to hit it, and today is the day."
The madam pointed at Wanhua Pavilion and said, "Master Shenji and Master Yiai are waiting for you."
Timely.
Cui Shenji and Fang Yiai appeared in the attic.
Waved to Wei Shuyu: "Big pot, come quickly, it's so happy..."
Be happy, uncle!
It was definitely arranged by the madam that these two people greeted me so coincidentally.
"I still have important matters to attend to!"
As soon as he turned around, he saw Yuan Tiangang coming towards him.
Damn it.
Why is this Niubi still lingering?
Turning around, Wei Shuyu said to the madam with a serious face...
“As a neighbor, I feel it is necessary to promote relations between neighbors!”
Niubi probably won't visit a brothel...
The old bustard was thinking about how to persuade Wei Shuyu.
Upon hearing this, a spring-like smile suddenly bloomed on his face...
"Okay, okay, please come in."
"Girls, come out to pick up the guests!"
“There is no commission on this order, so I’ll give you a commission...”