The next day.
Wei Shuyu stretched himself and got up leisurely.
"Cauldron, cauldron..."
As always, Cui Shenji's familiar voice sounded.
But I came late today.
Slam the door open.
Cui Shenji broke in: "Daguo, why didn't you go to Dali Temple Prison? Your trip was in vain."
Snapped.
Wei Shuyu's backhand was a fool's errand.
"Are you looking forward to me going to jail?"
Cui Shenji shook his head repeatedly: "No, Dali Temple is close to my family."
"By the way, won't Biha let you go to jail?"
Jail?
It didn’t say it would be implemented immediately…
Wouldn't it be nice to take a nice nap at home and report back to work?
"Cut the nonsense."
Wei Shuyu glanced outside: "Where is little Ai'ai?"
"Oh, he's squatting at the door." Cui Shenji answered truthfully.
"..."
The same goes for this room’s legacy.
You said you didn't want to exercise, why were you squatting at the door?
Cui Shenji hugs Shi Dunzi to sleep every day. Didn’t I scold him?
"Call him in."
Cui Shenji left in a flash.
While Wei Shuyu was washing up, Cui Shenji, Fang Yiai, and Qin Shandao had already gathered in the courtyard.
"Brother Jiji, brother Aiai, you don't keep your word."
"You promised to take me with you the next time something happens in the court."
"In the end you went secretly by yourself."
Qin Shandao was jumping up and down behind the two of them, extremely dissatisfied.
"Are you fully literate?"
Fang Yiai said without looking back.
"Brother Ai'ai, I had an idea this morning." Qin Shandao said in a sly voice.
"What's the meaning?"
"Why do you have to learn the characters today? Can't I learn them tomorrow?"
Um?
The two guys turned back to look at Qin Shandao.
What a genius!
Why didn't we think of that?
"What did you say?"
Wei Shuyu's voice suddenly sounded above his head.
Whizzing.
The two guys just ran away.
"Big...brother."
Qin Shandao felt that it was getting dark, and when he raised his head, he saw Wei Shuyu staring at him sinisterly.
Snapped.
Wei Shuyu took a picture immediately.
"Is it okay to eat tomorrow? Is it okay to poop tomorrow?" Wei Shuyu asked.
"It's not impossible."
Qin Shandao muttered.
As if he had come to his senses, he hurriedly shook his head and added: "What I mean is to learn Chinese characters today and review them tomorrow."
"The teacher said that learning and practicing it are not the same thing."
Wei Shuyu raised his hand again, and Qin Shandao was shocked: "Oh...brother, I was wrong."
He was given a hard education.
Three goods lined up!
"As for me, I'm going to jail soon."
"So the affairs of Hu County will be left to you..."
Wei Shuyu ordered.
"Don't worry about the big pot, leave it to me and keep it safe."
"Yes, yes, we will protect Huxian County and the people of Li!"
The breasts of the two of them slapped loudly.
"Um."
Wei Shuyu nodded: "Li Chongyi is about to take office. You are responsible for keeping an eye on him. Don't let him do anything nonsense."
"If you have any questions, you can come to me directly!"
"no problem!"
"Wen Yun Pavilion should keep an eye on it and sign a long-term cooperation contract with the Imperial Academy as soon as possible. If Uncle Kong doesn't agree, use money to open his mouth. If he can't be opened, he will build a plank road openly and secretly cross Chencang..."
"I understand, I understand!"
Wei Shuyu gave the instructions seriously.
Sanguo agreed readily, but it was unclear whether he understood or not.
Another crackling explanation: "Do you have any questions?"
"do not have!"
At this moment, Wei Zheng walked out.
Seeing Wei Shuyu still lecturing in the yard, he suddenly lost his temper.
"Why haven't you gone to jail yet?"
"now go!"
Wei Shuyu took a package and hurried away.
If he doesn't run away, Wei will continue to talk endlessly.
Wei Shuyu left.
Sanguo feels uncomfortable all over...
"The cauldron is gone."
"Uncomfortable."
"what to do?"
"It was Changsun Wuji who harmed him."
"What do you mean?"
"Let's go, beat the eldest grandson and rush forward!"
"rational!"
Qin Shan said:? ? ?
Aren’t you asked to be responsible for Hu County?
But I’m good at making things happen!
"Brother Jiji, Brother Aiai, I know the only way Changsun Chong must go to the Imperial College every day..."
Sanhuo set off in high spirits.
Wei Zheng's hand stroking his beard shook.
When you discuss blocking Sun Chong in front of us, do you think I don't exist?
Logically I should have stopped it.
But in fights between juniors, elders cannot participate.
Well, can't participate.
This ambush and blocking people should be regarded as the art of war, right?
Dali Temple Prison.
The Central Prison during the Tang Dynasty.
"Stop, whoever comes, stop!"
The jailer stopped Wei Shuyu with his sword across his scabbard: "This is the Dali Temple Prison. No one is allowed to come near!"
"I'm here to go to jail." Wei Shuyu replied truthfully.
Jail?
The jailer was stunned.
I have seen people robbed of prison, but I have never seen people take the initiative to go to jail.
"Go, go, go... Dali Temple is not a place for you to mess around."
The jailer drove him away in disgust.
"..."
Wei Shuyu glanced at his side.
Normally, Choi Shin-ki would have stood up and vented his anger.
Two items were missing at once, and it really seemed like something was missing.
"I'm ordered to go to jail!"
Wei Shuyu explained.
Poof.
The jailers laughed.
Is there really a fool who wants to go to jail?
"Is there any paperwork?"
One of the guards held out his hand.
"What paperwork?"
Wei Shuyu scratched his head.
"If you don't have criminal documents and detention documents from Dali Temple, you're just sitting there..."
The jailer said angrily: "Who knows if you are here to rob the prison?"
"..."
This time it was Wei Shuyu's turn to be confused.
Can't I just sit in jail for my relationship?
"You can find out if you ask King Ren Cheng. Isn't he the Minister of the Ministry of Punishment?"
As soon as these words came out, the jailers felt unbalanced.
We have reason to suspect that you are inside us...
Is our little jailer meeting the prince?
You think so highly of us.
"Go away, go away, if you don't go away, people will arrest you!"
Just catch me.
Wouldn't that mean going to jail?
"Catch me quickly!"
"..."
The jailer was speechless: "If you don't leave, you will be convicted of prison robbery and no one will dare to say anything even if you are killed!"
"Have you thought it through?"
"My imprisonment is an order from His Majesty!"
"If you dare to delay my imprisonment, you are disobeying the holy order!"
Wei Shuyu looked around and shouted: "This is the crime of killing everyone!"
It has to be said that after Wei Shuyu sprayed in the court for several days, he still carried a lot of momentum.
This fierce shouting frightened the jailer into a daze.
"Boy, don't talk nonsense!"
The jailer was frightened, but he still replied calmly: "Falsely spreading the imperial edict is a crime of deceiving the emperor!"
Wei Shuyu picked up a wooden stick.
"Look what this is?"
Several people didn't know why.
"Come closer and take a look..."
One of the jailers hesitated and stepped forward...
Bang bang bang...
Wei Shuyu was given a stick on his head.
"Disobey the Holy Order and kill everyone!"
"Even if you don't know, wouldn't you ask?"
Several jailers were stunned.
After coming back to his senses and just about to fight back, Wei Shuyu opened the package and revealed the official uniform inside...
The jailer immediately did not dare to move.
After looking at each other, one of them chose to report.
"you……"
Wei Shuyu pointed at a jailer: "Yes, I'm talking about you."
"what?"
"Bring me a bench and get me a glass of water."
"..."
"Not going?"
Wei Shuyu lifted up his official uniform: "If you disobey the holy order, you will be executed!"
Fuck you.
Several jailers looked at each other.
"what to do?"
"It doesn't look fake."
"Then bring him tea and water?"
"It's better to believe that it's true than to believe that it's not true. Anyway, Lao Qiu went to report it. If it's true, we won't be able to live with it."
"That's okay."
Several jailers muttered for a while, then turned and left.
When I came back, I not only brought a bench, tea, and cold melon...
"Sir, please sit down."
The jailer changed his face very quickly, and his face was full of flattery.
Anyone who can meet His Majesty must have a high status!
If it is true, the flattery must be done well.
If it’s fake, hum…
"Um."
Wei Shuyu sat at the door of Dali Temple and ate cold melon.
"May I ask your surname, little sir?"
"Wei Shuyu.
"What?"
The jailer yelled: "Are you Shizhong Wei's son?"
Wei Shuyu's fame has been soaring recently.
The official uniform and age are also consistent.
If he offended His Majesty and was imprisoned...
I understand!
"Wouldn't it be enough if you just said you were Wei Yushi?
The jailer slapped the horse with a shy face: "The flood has washed away the Dragon King Temple, and one family does not know the other."
"come over."
Wei Shuyu waved.
After the jailer comes...
Snapped.
Wei Shuyu raised his hand like a fool.
“It’s useless if I mention His Majesty’s name, but it’s useless if I mention my own name?”
"People heard it... and thought I was more awesome than His Majesty!"
"Do you want to kill me?"
The jailer was startled
You can't go wrong.
This guy is definitely Wei Zheng's son.
Otherwise, whose mouth can squirt so well?
