The next day.
Cui Shenji and his wife wanted to enter the palace.
Coincidentally……
He was stopped again by the soldier from Xuanwu Gate.
"You two still dare to come?"
The soldier held a long gun and blasted the two people out again.
"Ya-ya, bah..."
Cui Shenji stamped his feet angrily: "Remains, it would be unworthy of a gentleman not to avenge this!"
"Take him!" Fang Yiai also gritted his teeth.
"Let's go make sacks!"
The two goods rushed home in a hurry.
Move out the brocade silk gifted by Li Shimin.
Then people hurriedly made two sacks.
"here we go again?"
The Xuanwumen soldiers also laughed angrily.
"You two, if you dare to cause trouble again, I will spread your butts!" The soldier laughed.
"Asshole."
Cui Shenji took out the sack: "What does this mean?"
"Sack, the sack given by Biha!"
"Come over here if you know what you're doing, let's trap him and give him a good beating!"
Well……
A gift sack?
"You used the brocade silk given by His Majesty and made it yourself?" the soldier asked blankly.
"My enemy, I'm asking you if you're afraid!"
The couple raised their heads, looking arrogant.
"Ha ha……"
Who would have thought that the soldier would burst out laughing.
"The remains, no, he's not afraid?"
"He is resisting the order and losing his head."
"Yes, if you resist, you will be punished..."
"superior!"
The two guys screamed and rushed forward.
Um?
The soldier rolled his eyes.
Then he pulled out his spear and pushed the two of them out again...
"Do you want to resist the decree?"
Cui Shenji patted his butt and stood up.
Fang Yiai was a bit more skilled and could do somersaults and dodge.
"Fuck you!"
The soldier said arrogantly: "Your Majesty has given out countless brocades and silks. Everyone is like you. Is the world still in chaos?"
Damn it.
It makes some sense...
"What should I do with the remains?"
"He has a point."
"But I still can't stand him and want to trick him!"
"Let's go find the Supreme Emperor."
"rational."
Unable to get through the Xuanwu Gate, the two guys ran to the Communication Gate again.
The communication gate is an old acquaintance.
After some communication, the two guys successfully met Li Yuan.
"Your Majesty, you have to make the decision for us." Cui Shenji said angrily.
"What's the boss?"
Li Yuan is writing and painting.
Now that you have regained your freedom, why don't you try your best to show off?
Calligraphy and painting can once again be appreciated and flattered.
"You promised me that you would give me a sack." Cui Shenji was very stubborn and asked for it directly.
"You can't give this thing casually..." Li Yuan looked troubled.
"We are being bullied, can you help?"
"help!"
"Then you give us sacks."
"It's difficult..."
"If you don't give it to me, I'll find a big pot to mess with you."
"..."
Under Cui Shenji's persistence, Li Yuan took out his big seal and stamped the sack.
"Okay?"
"No, what if one of the covers is dirty? The cover is full!"
"..."
Li Yuan threw away the big seal and said: "Create it yourself."
Anyway, my own Supreme Emperor is not much of a deterrent.
If the minister can't do anything, he can only order the eunuchs and maids.
"Your Majesty, didn't you take a jade seal from Biha yesterday? Cover it too!"
Um?
As soon as these words came out, Li Yuan's eyes lit up.
He immediately ran to the bedside and took out the jade seal used to hit people yesterday.
"I am the Supreme Emperor, so it shouldn't be considered a false edict, right?"
Before the case, Li Yuan held the jade seal and asked the two of them seriously.
"It doesn't count!"
Both spoke at the same time.
"Then this jade seal can also issue decrees, right?" Li Yuan asked again.
"Can!"
Oh ho?
I seem to be standing up again.
"Your Majesty, come here and put ten big seals on Chaoou's sack." Cui Shenji came forward with the sack.
"And my sack." Fang Yiai also took out his own sack.
"no problem!"
Snapped!
It's time for the jade seal to fall.
Damn, it’s so cool to cover the jade seal.
Look at this voice, it's even more beautiful than my own broken seal.
Bang bang bang...
Li Yuan is also in high spirits.
It’s been a long time since I felt the taste of power.
How many more should we build?
In just a moment, the two sacks were covered with big seals.
There are those from Li Yuan, those from Li Shimin...
"Remains, let's go, take revenge!"
After getting the imperial sack, Li Yuan had no use for it.
With a greeting, the two guys ran away in a hurry.
Li Yuan looked at Yuxi, then at the backs of the two people leaving...
Damn it, it looks like I'm in trouble!
Yuxi stuffed it into her arms.
No one can take it away!
"Hey."
The two goods came to Xuanwu Gate again.
"Huh? Have you entered the palace?"
The soldiers watched the two people coming out of the palace, slightly surprised.
"Wang Fa sighed, open your dog eyes and see clearly, what is this?" Cui Shenji walked up to the soldier holding the imperial sack.
The soldier glanced.
I was immediately frightened out of my mind...
What the hell is this?
Why are there so many seals?
Guarding the imperial city gates and identifying various tokens and seals are compulsory courses.
"You...you built it secretly?" the soldier asked tremblingly.
"Steal your uncle."
Fang Yi stepped forward: "It's the gift from the emperor. Do you understand, the gift from the emperor?"
Given by the emperor?
Your majesty is so clever, why would you put a jade seal on your sack?
But this seal doesn't seem to be fake.
And the two of them came out of the palace.
He secretly winked at his companion, who immediately ran to report it.
"Come here, squat down!"
Cui Shenji yelled.
"Hold your head with your hands, let us trap it!"
Fang Yiai then echoed.
The soldier hesitated, but finally chose to obey the order.
I was given a sack by the Emperor and could not resist.
After the soldiers squatted down, Cui Shenji made a set of sacks...
Ping ping ping pong.
"I told you to stop me, and I told you to push me away."
"I'll beat you to death, you bastard."
The two idiots were having a great time beating and scolding each other.
Just as he was feeling comfortable from the beating, his body suddenly became soft and he was lifted up...
"Who gave you the courage to cause trouble in Xuanwu Gate?"
Li Junxian put on his armor, held the two of them up and scolded them.
The couple turned their heads with difficulty, and when they saw Li Junxian, they were not timid at all...
"Put a sack on command!"
"Yes, given by the emperor!"
Li Junxian's eyes twitched. When he looked at the sack in front of him, his eyes twitched...
He was naturally aware of Li Shimin's seal.
And he was also certain that the seals of the two goods were absolutely genuine.
"Both of you, come with me to see His Majesty..."
Li Junxian turned around and left with the two of them.
Suddenly, there was a cry from the two guys...
"No, this is a gift from the emperor."
"Yes, that's right, the one given by the emperor has a seal!"
"Hurry up and let go of us, or we'll trap you too."
"Tie you to death..."
Bang bang.
After two brainstorms, the two idiots became honest.
Then he was brought to Li Shimin...
When Li Shimin saw the sack covered with seals, he was stunned for a long time.
You two are fucking geniuses.
How did you come up with such a naughty idea?
Let's talk about two people pretending to spread the imperial edict...
With the Supreme Emperor supporting him from behind, it doesn't count.
And as a dupe, it's impossible to kill him for real.
But it would be impossible not to punish the two of them.
"You two, go to Tai Chi Hall for confinement." Li Shimin thought for a while and said.
Along the way, the two thieves whispered to each other...
"The remains, my sack was taken away, is it yours?"
"In my arms."
"Yeah, well, hide it, don't let anyone see it."
"Well, in a few days we will set up Li Junxian."
"Yes, it would be unkind to not avenge this!"
