"Cauldron, cauldron..."
The next day, before dawn, Cui Shenji knocked on the door of Wei Mansion and barged in furiously.
Disturbing one's dreams?
Wei Shuyu was not used to it at all.
If you dare to disturb yourself before dawn today, you may break in at midnight tomorrow.
A crackling beating.
Cui Shenji stayed in a corner and shut himself up.
"Tell me, what's the matter?" Wei Shuyu yawned.
"Big pot, look, the circles under my eyes are dark again." Cui Shenji hurried forward and pointed at his eyes.
"so what?"
Wei Shuyu poured himself a glass of water.
"So I have encountered a problem again." Cui Shenji said seriously: "Big pot, listen to me..."
"What's the quickest way to put out a fire?"
Wei Shuyu glanced at Cui Shenji: "Where do you get so many weird questions?"
"Big pot, you're so chatty. I haven't slept well all night." Cui Shenji was anxious to death.
"What do you think it is?" Wei Shuyu asked back.
"If it rains, splash it with water, pour it with urine..." Cui Shenji listed seven or eight answers at once.
"..."
Wei Shuyu expressed deep sympathy for Cui Shenji's IQ.
"Big pot, you don't know if you're a master or not?" Cui Shenji's eyes widened.
Wei Shuyu dipped his finger in some tea, and then wrote the word "fire" on the case.
"Do you understand?"
Cui Shenji shook his head.
Wei Shuyu added another layer to the fire.
"Do you understand now?"
Cui Shenji looked at the words and still didn't react.
well.
Wei Shuyu sighed heavily...
"The quickest way to put out a fire is to put a cross over it, and it becomes extinguished, right?"
"yes."
Cui Shenji slapped his thigh and suddenly realized.
"Big pot, you go to bed first, I'll come back later!"
As soon as he finished speaking, Cui Shenji ran away.
"..."
Not long after Wei Shuyu lay down, Cui Shenji ran in again.
"Cauldron, cauldron..."
Wei Shuyu had no choice but to open his eyes: "What's the problem?"
"How many words are there in the Analects of Confucius?" Cui Shenji asked breathlessly.
Wei Shuyu rolled his eyes: "Are you sure there's nothing wrong with your head?"
"I'm fine, I'm just too lazy to count." Cui Shenji said awkwardly.
"Does this still need to be counted?" Wei Shuyu twitched the corner of his mouth.
"Don't you need it?"
Wei Shuyu took out two fingers: "One theory, one sentence, how many words can you say?"
Cui Shenji opened his mouth wide, as if he could fit an egg in it.
"Big pot, I'll come back later."
When the words fell, Cui Shenji was about to leave.
"stop."
Wei Shuyu shouted sharply.
"Cauldron, what's going on?"
"Are you stupid? You only let others come up with questions. Can't you come up with questions yourself?"
Snapped.
Cui Shenji slapped his thigh.
"Da Guo, please give me some questions."
"Well, listen carefully..."
Cui Mansion, guest room.
A ten-year-old little girl was lying by the window, holding her chin with her hands, looking at the stars in the sky and blinking.
Her eyes are lively, her hair is tall and pulled up into the shape of a conch, her pupils are bright and clear, her childishness gradually fades away, and her charming look is slightly revealed.
"Ah~da~Your Mr. Cui is back!"
boom.
Cui Shenji jumped to the window.
The little girl stretched out a finger and moved Cui Shenji's head away: "You are blocking me from seeing the stars."
"Woman, I know a few words related to the Analects of Confucius." Cui Shenji stretched out two fingers: "These two words are related, do they belong to each other?"
"Yeah, you're so smart."
The little girl blinked: "Then do you know..."
"Shut up."
Cui Shenji shouted: "Woman, you have failed three questions. Now it is my turn to fail."
The little girl was stunned for a moment, then giggled: "Can you also give questions?"
"Look down on me?" Cui Shenji glared: "Listen up..."
"I threw the egg ten meters away, why didn't it break?"
Cui Shenji put his hands on his hips and laughed...
"Because it hasn't landed yet." The little girl tilted her head and thought for a moment.
The smile stopped abruptly.
"What's wrong with you?" Cui Shenji looked like he had seen a ghost.
"Compared to the question you just asked, I think your question is more difficult to answer."
The little girl blinked her smart eyes and replied seriously.
"..." It seemed like he was insulted.
"No, I just want to ask a question."
"Wait a minute..." the little girl narrowed her crescent eyes: "So the one who solves and gives you questions is your so-called big brother?"
"certainly!"
Cui Shenji raised his head arrogantly: "Woman, I think you have a good idea. Join our Imperial College Corps as soon as possible. I can reward you with the position of female military advisor!"
"It's too late to fasten it. Even if you eat shit, you won't be able to keep up with Refu."
The little girl's smart eyes rolled: "Then if I am better than your elder brother, will you just listen to me?"
"You can have everything in your dreams, just live out your spring and autumn dreams..." Cui Shenji put his hands on his hips and laughed.
"Just answer yes."
"Woman, you are not rich enough to beat the big pot." Cui Shenji stretched out his index finger and shook it: "Because of the big pot, I never lost!"
"No more playing, I'm going to sleep."
boom.
The little girl closed the window, and Cui Shenji squatted on the ground holding his nose.
Its daybreak.
The sun showed half of its head.
Crunch…
Wei Shuyu opened the door and saw Qin Shandao practicing martial arts seriously, performing every move with flying colors.
Cui Shenji was on the side, dozing off with Shi Dunzi in his arms, with drool hanging from the corner of his mouth.
As for Fang Yiai...
The stuck master will never see anyone during exercise. When Wei Shuyu goes out, he will always appear out of breath.
"Are you Wei Shuyu?"
Suddenly, a voice sounded in my ears.
A little girl put her hands behind her back and looked up at Wei Shuyu, her eyes blinking.
"no."
Wei Shuyu turned his head.
Women will only affect the speed at which I draw my gun...
Two princesses, we don’t seem to be doing anything, right?
Accidentally, there was a civil and military competition.
Accidentally, he was assassinated.
Once again, I accidentally got involved in a big conspiracy...
It's a bit baffling.
"Are you checking about the imperial seal?" the little girl said again.
Um?
As soon as these words came out, Wei Shuyu frowned.
Then without any mercy, he lifted the woman up and dragged her into the room.
Then there was a bang and the door was closed.
Snap.
Qin Shandao, who was using his flying legs, fell to the ground.
What did I see?
Big brother wants to rob civilian girls?
Should I stop it or not?
I took a look at Cui Shenji, who was dozing off with a snot bubble in his nose.
Qin Shandao popped the snot bubbles with his fingers, and then pinched Cui Shenji's nose.
"Hmph... hum..."
Out of breath, Cui Shenji jumped up.
"Which Wangfa..."
Before he finished speaking, Qin Shandao covered his mouth: "Jingsheng, the eldest brother is robbing civilian girls!"
Shrimp?
Is it so exciting?
The couple lay at the door of Wei Shuyu, with their buttocks sticking out, and began to peek.
Fang Yiai waited around until no one was seen, and then she rushed in.
Seeing the appearance of the couple, no need to say anything, they directly joined the procession of sticking their butts out.
"Ahem..."
The housekeeper who was passing by saw this and pretended to cough twice.
"Hush, big brother is robbing a girl!"
What?
The butler's eyes widened.
If the master knew about this, why not hang him up and beat him for three days and three nights?
Suddenly I remembered that among the friends who came today, there was a little girl.
No, I have to inform the master.
Wei Zheng had just walked to the gate and was about to go to the palace for duty...
"Master, it's not good, young master..."
The housekeeper chattered excitedly.
Overtly and covertly, it was said that the young master was doing something embarrassing.
Just when the housekeeper thought Wei Zheng would be furious, he saw Wei Zheng clenching his fist in excitement.
"My son is finally enlightened."
Then the wind, wind and fire broke into the house.
"Sir, that little girl looks only ten years old..." the housekeeper shouted from behind.
Wei Zheng paused, then roared...
"Where's my cane?"
