"What?"
The people's eyes widened.
I'm not as smart as you when it comes to robbery.
"Someone's coming."
At this moment, Wei Shuyu pointed at the young man fighting for the chicken: "Get him!"
Wow...
Not only grabbing chickens, but also arresting people?
The people all showed resentful looks, but did not dare to say anything.
"Sir... Sir, if you want this chicken, I can give it to you. I don't want it anymore." The young man said fearfully.
"I don't mind if you give me chicken."
Wei Shuyu smiled and said, "But is the chicken yours?"
"It's just... it's mine." The young man said stubbornly.
"I will never give up until I reach the Yellow River." Wei Shuyu shook his head and began to explain: "Chickens can peck people, even their masters are no exception."
"Then do you know that a chicken will peck its owner with less force than a stranger?"
As soon as this statement came out, the people began to talk about it.
Many people looked enlightened.
"The chicken didn't peck me very hard just now."
The young man glanced at the weak hen beaten by Cui Shenji and began to quibble again.
"Consider your excuse successful."
Wei Shuyu smiled nonchalantly again: "But you still overlooked one thing, the chicken will explode!"
"Everyone saw the process of catching the chicken just now. As long as a stranger comes close to the chicken, the chicken's feathers will explode."
"This rarely happens to chickens when their owners are close."
"So……"
Wei Shuyu looked at the young man: "Do you want to try again?"
Uh-huh.
The young man finally changed his color.
But seeing the chicken drooping its head, he still held on to a one in ten thousand chance.
"It won't blow my mind!"
"The chicken is just wilted, not dead." Wei Shuyu said with a smile: "If you refuse to plead guilty, your crime will be increased. You have to think about it..."
"I..." The fear in the young man's heart began to spread.
The people have already pointed their fingers at it.
Many people raise chickens at home.
So I have a certain understanding of the habits of chickens.
Listening to what Wei Shuyu said, it seemed that this was really the case.
"Little Jiji..."
Wei Shuyu shouted.
"I understand."
Cui Shenji agreed and put the chicken into the young man's arms.
Seeing that the chicken was half dead, he kept playing with its head and muttering in his mouth...
"If you blow it up, you won't blow up your hair. If you blow it up, you won't blow up your hair. If you don't, I'll beat you."
"..."
The people watching were stunned.
Do all the children of important people have this intelligence?
Snapped.
Wei Shuyu's backhand was like a fool: "What are you doing?"
"Big pot, why don't you ask me to prove that chickens are useless and fried feathers are not useless?"
Cui Shenji covered his head in grievance.
"..."
Wei Shuyu's backhand came up with another thought: "The chicken can't talk, will it be useful if you beat it?"
"Then your name is Ou Ganha?"
Wei Shuyu pointed at the young man...
"Chickens can't talk, people can."
Cui Shenji's eyes lit up.
I'm the best at bending and beating to make a move.
Crackling.
Cui Shenji beat the young man violently.
"Shenji, let me help you!" Fang Yiai was not to be outdone.
Too cruel...
The people watching covered their eyes.
However, Wei Shuyu gave an explanation, and it was two children who did it, and they couldn't afford to feel disgusted.
On the contrary, I felt that the young man deserved it.
"Stop... stop fighting, I'll do it." The young man finally gave in.
Everything goes smoothly next.
Directly handed over to the Yamen for processing.
“I’ll buy this chicken for whatever price you’re selling it for.”
Seeing the half-dead hen being tortured by Cui Shenji, Wei Shuyu could only buy it...
Just in time for an extra meal for lunch.
After dealing with the chicken problem, Wei Shuyu took a dozen government servants to Niujia Village.
Along the way.
"Big pot, your cock is so generous, why don't you eat it?"
Cui Shenji held the hen in his arms and stroked its feathers from time to time.
Snapped.
Wei Shuyu didn't need to take action, Fang Yi fell in love with him.
"You're a loser, you dare to beat me up."
As soon as the hen was thrown away, Cui Shenji screamed and chased after it.
Wei Shuyu glanced at the hen on the ground.
So do you have any feelings for this chicken?
Seeing this, the clever government servant quickly picked up the chicken and held it in his arms...
Judging from the current situation, this chicken is more valuable than them.
At least until it becomes belly food, the chicken's portion is higher than theirs.
After a while of driving.
The group finally arrived at Niujia Village...
There are many idle people at the entrance of the village. These people have steady steps and sharp eyes. At first glance, they are Lianjiazi.
Li Shimin had sent people to control the entire village yesterday.
Only allowed in, not allowed out.
"Big pot, what are you doing here?" Cui Shenji didn't know about the imperial seal and was a little confused.
"Looking for the baby." Wei Shuyu replied casually.
baby?
I can do this too.
When the villagers of Niujia Village saw the government officials, their eyes were filled with fear, and they retreated into their houses one by one.
Wei Shuyu ignored it and walked straight to Ling Jing's former residence.
Crunch.
When he opened the door to the courtyard, the scene he saw made him frown.
Ling Jing made a living by carving inscriptions, so there were many stone tablets in his yard.
At this moment, these stone tablets have all been smashed.
Even the words on the stone tablet can no longer be seen clearly...
This brought a lot of obstacles to his investigation of the jade seal.
He knew that Li Shimin's men must have copied the text on the stone tablet.
"Did you get robbed?"
Fang Yiai opened the door of the house.
I saw that the house was also in a mess, and it had been searched countless times.
"..."
Wei Shuyu was completely speechless.
Didn’t you tell me to attract attention?
You conducted such a violent search.
I'm so attractive...
Forget it, no more checking.
Love it as much as you like.
"Little Jiji, boil water, kill chickens, pluck feathers..." Wei Shuyu shouted.
In the courtyard, the yamen servants tidied up briefly...
Cui Shenji and Fang Yiai held the blades and began to study the chicken carefully...
"Remains, do you have to bleed the chicken before killing it?"
"My enemy, I saw the cook at home killed, just one stab from the neck will be fine."
"You have experience, come on!" Cui Shenji handed over the knife.
"Your cock, come on."
"I can't do it, so come on."
"I have mysophobia, come here."
At this moment, a government servant stepped forward with a shy smile: "You two young masters, I can kill chickens."
"Get out." Cui Shenji's eyes widened: "Can you, an outsider, touch my cock?"
"..."
After looking at the two things for a long time, Wei Shuyu took the knife and wiped it directly on the chicken's neck.
Then he handed the chicken to Cui Shenji: "Turn it upside down and drain the blood."
Cui Shenji subconsciously took it, and then subconsciously handed it to Fang Yiai.
Whoosh.
Fang Yiai ran away immediately.
He has a mysophobia, how could he accept this kind of job?
Cui Shenji looked at the Yamen servant again...
"Shen... Master Shenji, can I move your cock?" the Yamen servant replied tremblingly.
"Stop talking nonsense, I'll give you a chicken bone later."
Cui Shenji handed the hen directly to the yamen servant.
Smoke curled up from the kitchen.
Just as a group of people were roasting chicken in a lively manner.
There was a noise outside the yard...
