Cui Shenji was shocked.
Whenever a person looks like that, nothing good is going to happen.
really……
Snapped.
Wei Shuyu's backhand was a fool's errand.
"Why do you eat colored glass? This is called a lollipop, do you understand?" Wei Shuyu cursed, hating the fact that iron cannot become steel.
"What is a lollipop?" Cui Shenji asked stupidly.
"This..." Wei Shuyu really didn't know how to answer: "You don't understand even if I tell you."
While talking, Wei Shuyu took another lick.
The curiosity of teenagers is always strong.
The more Wei Shuyu said this, the more curious Cui Shenji became.
Especially when I saw Wei Shuyu licking it, I felt even more itchy.
"Brother, what are you talking about? Give me one too." Cui Shenji asked eagerly.
"No more..." Wei Shuyu dug into his pocket.
"The one in your hand is fine, I don't think you're dirty." Cui Shenji replied blatantly.
"..."
You don’t despise me, I despise you!
"Eating lollipops will cause tooth decay, and the pain will make you unable to sleep at night."
Wei Shuyu seriously listed a lot of possibilities, such as too much sugar powder will make you gain weight, affect your oral health, cause stomach discomfort, etc.
"Oh." Cui Shenji nodded: "Brother, why are you still eating?"
Snapped.
Wei Shuyu's backhand was messy again.
"Can you compete with me?"
"Why can't we compare?"
"I can beat you ninety-nine times."
"Does that have anything to do with you eating lollipops?"
"I'm in good health."
"There's nothing wrong with me..."
"I...I can just stop eating!"
Wei Shuyu threw away the lollipop.
However, he underestimated the curiosity of a young man.
Cui Shenji immediately picked up the lollipop, dusted it off, and started licking it...
"..." Wei Shuyu was dumbfounded.
You are the eldest son of the Cui family, are you so shameless?
Forget about missing a lollipop.
Pick it up from the ground and lick it?
You are trampling the face of your Cui family under your feet.
Uh-huh...
Cui Shenji's eyes lit up.
You would throw away such a good thing and not give it to me, you are a bad person...
"Can you throw away the lollipop?" Wei Shuyu sighed.
"Whatever I picked up is mine."
Cui Shenji stuffed the lollipop into his mouth and puffed out his cheeks.
Fine.
Wei Shuyu shook his head, just one, it didn't have much impact.
As we get closer and closer to the Imperial College, we can gradually see some students, each with a boy or a boy.
"Brother, Shenji..."
Wang Xiu, Cui Shenji's best friend, immediately came up to them as soon as he saw them.
The story of yesterday's "Battle" at Wanhua Pavilion has spread throughout Chang'an. Among the younger generation, Wei Shuyu is already an idol figure.
Snapped.
Cui Shenji was a mess.
Don't ask, just asking is enough to get addicted to brainstorming...
He didn't dare to smoke Wei Shuyu. If he smoked others, he wouldn't have any psychological burden.
"Shenji, what are you doing?" The man glared.
"Pay protection money."
"What the hell?"
"Don't you understand that you need to pay protection money?"
"How much...how much?"
While talking, he secretly glanced at Wei Shuyu.
"Hand over all the money you have!" Cui Shenji urged.
"..."
As Cui Shenji's best friend, his family was well off, so Wang Xiu readily gave it to him.
Cui Shenji weighed the copper coins and said, "Okay, let's go see Big Brother."
"Didn't I say hello already?"
Wang Xiu felt a little baffled.
"If you pay the protection fee, you will be one of your own. With big brother protecting you, we can run amok in Chang'an." Cui Shenji said sacredly.
I think you’ve watched too much of Legend of the Bully.
But Cui Shenji spoke, and he didn't dare to say anything.
A few days ago, Cui Shenji was still their leading brother.
"Brother." Wang Xiu said, cupping his fists.
"Little Jiji, how could you rob someone of their money?" Wei Shuyu ignored him and instead scolded Cui Shenji sharply.
"ah?"
Cui Shenji was stunned: "Isn't this your tradition, brother?"
"When did I have this tradition?" Wei Shuyu asked with a dark face.
"You just charged me protection money." Cui Shenji was quite aggrieved.
"It's my business to collect protection money."
"If you charge protection fees from others, it's blackmail!"
Cui Shenji was completely stunned.
What does it mean that only state officials are allowed to set fires but the people are not allowed to light lamps?
This is what Wei Shuyu did!
You can charge protection fees, but if I charge them, it’s blackmail?
Is anyone as bossy as you?
"Brother, can we be reasonable?" Cui Shenji was about to cry but had no tears.
"Okay, then let's talk some sense into it."
Wei Shuyu nodded: "Do you think that according to your collection method, how much can a person collect in a day if he has more than ten or twenty coins?"
Cui Shenji counted on his fingers for a while, but he didn't understand.
"Brother, what do you mean?" Cui Shenji asked quietly.
"Let's put it this way, even if you recruit all the students of the Imperial Academy, it won't be enough for you to go to Wanhua Pavilion to have fun." Wei Shuyu explained.
"I understand!" Cui Shenji slapped his thigh.
"What do you understand?"
"What I charge is too little. From now on, everyone should pay at least the same amount of protection fee every day!"
Snap, snap, snap.
Wei Shuyu raised his hand and struck three times in a row!
"You know nothing about it." Wei Shuyu scolded fiercely: "What I mean is that protection money is useless. Don't do this kind of thing in the future!"
"Then you still charge me protection money." Cui Shenji covered his head and felt even more aggrieved.
"..."
Wei Shuyu felt very tired. Why was he so blind that he accepted Cui Shenji as his younger brother?
With this guy’s IQ, he won’t trick me in the future, right?
"I've already given you 10,000 yuan, why should I steal a few pennies from you?"
Wei Shuyu poked Cui Shenji's head hard: "My father is Wei Zheng. My family is poor. I don't have a penny when I go out. Do you understand?"
"I don't understand." Cui Shenji shook his head.
Damn it.
This IQ is really hopeless.
"I won't take it from you, do you still expect me to beg for it in vain?" Wei Shuyu yelled angrily.
Now Cui Shenji finally understood.
Wei Shuyu is the eldest brother.
How could you be so shy as to ask him for money?
"Just tell me if you are short of money. Why are you beating around the bush?" Cui Shenji muttered aggrievedly.
Am I beating around the bush?
Is there a more direct way than grabbing money?
Is it your own brain circuit? There are eighteen bends on the mountain road. You can't figure it out and you blame me?
boom.
A few breaths later, Cui Shenji was lying on the ground twitching continuously.
Only Wei Shuyu's handsome back was left.
"stop!"
As soon as he arrived at the gate of the Imperial College, a figure of similar age stopped Wei Shuyu.
The young man was dressed quite showily. The other students were wearing white t-shirts, but he was wearing a red and green robe, with his chin raised high, as if everyone owed him hundreds of dollars.
Being such an outlier, his reputation in the Imperial College is naturally very high.
Even in later generations, this person's reputation will be 'resounding'!
Fang Yiai!
Listing down the top ten famous cuckold kings in history, he has a place!
