"I said, why are you so unsatisfied?"
"What a great opportunity you just had. I'm going to let His Majesty marry me to a princess. Won't you be secure in your next life?"
After sending Li Shimin and others away, Wei Zheng began to chatter endlessly.
The thumping of the head and feet seemed like a huge opportunity had been lost.
"Dad, how can you be so sure that I will win?" Wei Shuyu explained patiently.
Well……
Wei Zheng really hasn't thought about this.
"Besides, our family is so poor, do you think Li Shimin would let his daughter marry into our family and suffer?" Wei Shuyu said again.
"Bastard, I don't have enough for you to eat, or I don't have enough for you to drink. What does poverty mean? There are still many people in the entire Tang Dynasty who don't even have enough to eat..."
"Being poor cares themselves, being wealthy cares the world."
"I, Wei Zheng, have lived an upright life and donated all my salary to the people in need. Who dares to say that I, Wei Zheng, am not an upright person?"
"Shu Yu, you have to think like this, and..." Wei Zheng said with a crackle.
Wei Shuyu rubbed his temples. He finally understood why Li Shimin was so afraid of Wei Zheng.
"Dad, this can't change the fact that our family is poor and Li Shimin is unwilling to marry his daughter to our family, right?" While Wei Zheng was drinking tea, Wei Shuyu hurriedly plugged in the socket.
"..."
This really confused Wei Zheng.
He is poor and he is proud.
But that doesn't stop others from looking down on him as a poor guy from the bottom of their hearts.
"Don't worry, son, since you want to marry a princess, even if my father is willing to show his face, he will definitely let His Majesty give you a princess!"
After Wei Zheng said seriously, he walked towards the bedroom: "It's getting late. I'm going to see your mother."
Um? What?
When did I say I wanted to marry a princess?
Wei Shuyu stood alone and messy in the hall.
"father……"
He wanted to open his mouth to explain, but Wei Zheng was nowhere to be seen.
time flies.
The next day came in a blink of an eye.
As the cockcrow sounded, the tranquility of the early morning was broken.
Wei Shuyu, who was sleeping soundly, opened his eyes, and when he was thinking of getting dressed, the system appeared again...
"Ding."
"Master, your heart-warming baby is online. It has detected the host's preferences and is now offering two lollipops. Work hard to complete the task and there will be more surprises..."
Wei Shuyu: "Get out? Huh? Wait."
Lollipop?
As a special forces soldier who performs difficult missions for a long time, injuries are common.
Maybe it's a personal habit.
When the pain spikes, he likes to hold the lollipop in his mouth.
It seems that the sweet taste can relieve the pain on the body.
"Where?" Wei Shuyu asked.
As soon as his thoughts moved, there were two more sticks next to the bed to club him with.
His pupils shrank sharply.
This system is really not what it is cracked up to be.
"Ding."
"The lollipop has been delivered. The host will work hard to complete the task and get more rewards."
"Ding."
"Doesn't the host want to know what the mission is?"
"Ding."
"Host, don't you have anything to ask your warm-hearted baby?"
"Ding."
"Host, why don't you speak?"
Wei Shuyu: "You can get out."
System: "..." (a beast that doesn't recognize humans!)
Wei Shuyu: "Wait..."
"Ding."
"Your cute and heart-warming baby is always online."
Wei Shuyu: "Bring me two lollipops every day from now on."
system:"……"
(It doesn’t matter if you pull out your dick and don’t recognize anyone, but if you still want to have sex for free every day, this system is also dignified!)
"Ding."
"Okay, but the host must work hard to complete the task, otherwise your heart-warming baby will disappear."
Wei Shuyu didn't respond.
Wei Shuyu opened the lollipop and stuffed it into his mouth. It had the same fruity taste as he remembered.
But soon, he put the lollipop down again.
He doesn't usually like to eat lollipops.
Gooey.
Moreover, this is the Tang Dynasty, and this body is still so small. If it gets cavities, it will be over...
There was no dental implant technology in the Tang Dynasty.
"Master."
The steward who was passing by saw this and said hello.
"Uncle Wu, wait a minute, I'm changing my clothes." Wei Shuyu ran back to the house and took out all his clothes.
Now that you have lollipops, of course you have to carry them in your pocket.
The pockets of ancient clothes were all in the sleeves, and it took a long time to bend down and take them out.
That image feels awkward just thinking about it.
"Okay, Master."
The butler readily agreed.
He was serving the Wei Mansion, so naturally he would not refuse such a trivial matter.
"Big brother, big brother..."
Just after he finished exercising and was wiping away his sweat, Cui Shenji burst in with a rush.
"What's the matter?" Wei Shuyu asked without looking back.
"Going to the Imperial College."
"..."
I almost forgot about it again.
Things were so big yesterday that Wei Zheng didn't even think about it, otherwise he would have been criticized again.
"Okay." Wei Shuyu nodded. He had nothing to do anyway, so he might as well go to the Imperial Academy for a walk.
On the way, Wei Shuyu ate big cakes while walking.
"Brother, do you just eat this whole grain?"
"has a problem?"
"The problem is, no, I just think you are so shabby."
"Yeah?"
"Really, no wonder everyone doesn't like playing with you."
"so what?"
"So you are a poor man."
Snapped.
Wei Shuyu raised his hand and thought again.
"You know I'm poor, why don't you hand over your pocket money for today?"
Cui Shenji was dumbfounded. He didn't expect that he would get involved while chatting.
"Didn't I pay the protection fee yesterday?" Cui Shenji covered his head, looking aggrieved.
"You also said it was yesterday, and today's protection fee has not been paid yet." Wei Shuyu's eyes widened.
Since you know I'm poor, it's okay if you don't take the initiative to donate some money. If you say that I'm poor in a roundabout way, it's an easy thing to hit you.
Cui Shenji took out dozens of pennies from his sleeve.
"That's it?" Wei Shuyu took it contemptuously.
"Brother, it's very tiring to carry too much money." Cui Shenji said aggrievedly.
How could it be possible to carry a thousand cash back?
"Did Feng Chou give you the ten thousand yuan?" Wei Shuyu suddenly asked.
"Yes, I hid it in an uninhabited house of the Cui family." Cui Shenji responded in a low voice.
"Well, hide it. Don't let your father take it away. I still have a lot of use for that money." Wei Shuyu nodded.
"Don't worry, I'll do the work." Cui Shenji's chest slapped loudly.
After several events yesterday, Cui Shenji was completely convinced.
However, Wei Shuyu's next operation stunned him...
I saw Wei Shuyu stuffing the remaining pie into his mouth, and then took out a small stick.
After tearing open the package, he stuffed it into his mouth.
This saucy move simply blinded Cui Shenji.
"Brother, I know you are too poor to buy snacks, but we can't eat Liuli either."
"Wait...are you eating glass?"
"Damn it, Liuli, it's so expensive!"
Liuli?
Huh?
The lollipop really looks like glass.
Wait……
Why did I eat a lollipop again?
Is it because of my child or because I am with children?
Wei Shuyu looked at Cui Shenji unkindly.
I heard that fools are contagious...