At the same time, Wei Mansion.
Two women dressed in men's clothing stood coquettishly in the lobby of Wei Mansion, holding on to their clothes.
Wei Shuyu and Cui Shenji stared in disbelief.
"Isn't she a prostitute?" Cui Shenji asked stupidly.
"You are the prostitute." The older woman glared back.
Choi Shinki shut up.
Judging from his years of experience in being beaten, he might be in trouble again this time.
People who come out of the palace have to deal with even a palace maid seriously. Who knows whether the other person has been favored by Li Shimin...
Thirty-six strategies are the best!
"Brother, this is not good, we have to run away." Cui Shenji hurriedly offered advice.
Snapped.
Wei Shuyu raised his hand and thought again.
"You big-headed idiot, this is my house, where can I go?" Wei Shuyu said with a look of resentment: "Besides, we didn't do anything to them, so you are so panicked."
"Yes."
Cui Shenji suddenly understood and turned to look at the woman: "Woman, why are you pestering us? Are you trying to get money? Tell me."
Snapped.
Wei Shuyu's backhand was messy again.
"They are not prostitutes, why give them money?"
Yes.
Cui Shenji scratched his head, not knowing what to do for a moment.
Wei Shuyu walked up to the woman, pointed to the stool beside him and said, "You two, go sit over there."
"Why should we listen to you?" the older woman retorted.
Wei Shuyu didn't care, he just raised his hand and looked at the other person's butt.
Uh-huh...
The two were extremely quick and immediately sat on the stool.
Wei Shuyu nodded and looked at the two people condescendingly: "Name, gender, age, and what position do you hold in the palace?"
"Why should I..."
The woman was just halfway through her words when she saw Wei Shuyu raised his palm again, and she immediately choked back the rest of her words.
"Li Lizhi, at the age of thirteen, was granted the title of Princess of Changle County."
"Li Jing, who is ten years old, canonize Princess Qinghe."
As the two of them introduced themselves, Wei Shuyu couldn't help but frown.
He had thought that their identities were not simple, but he didn't expect them to be so different.
But don’t panic, my dad is Wei Zheng!
"Father, father-in-law...princess?"
On the side, Cui Shenji was already frightened.
He actually hugged the princess and even spanked her.
If word of this spreads out, how many lives will I have to live?
"Big brother, let's run away." Cui Shenji was frightened and turned into a stutter.
"Why are you panicking?" Wei Shuyu subconsciously raised his hand, but seeing that Cui Shenji was really scared, he lowered his hand.
Patting Cui Shenji on the shoulder: "You are the eldest son of the Cui family, and you have not done anything excessive, so there is no need to worry."
"The frivolous princess, isn't it too much to hit the princess?" Cui Shenji whispered.
"Is it too much?"
"It's a serious crime to lose your head, confiscate your home and exterminate your clan!"
Okay, it seems to be quite excessive.
Li Lizhi heard the conversation between the two, and her smart eyes turned.
"Bold lewd thief, now you know how to be afraid. Kneel down and kowtow a few times. Maybe our sisters will let you go if you are in a good mood. If not, we will go to our father to file a complaint against you."
Li Lizhi sat with a dignified posture, imitating her mother and scolding her sternly.
Needless to say, this stance really frightened Cui Shenji.
"Princess, misunderstanding...it's all a misunderstanding." Cui Shenji waved his hands repeatedly.
"Misunderstanding?" Li Lizhi's eyebrows narrowed: "You two bold madmen, if you dare to be frivolous with us, you will confiscate your home and exterminate your clan."
"Princess, please tell me how to get through this matter?"
Cui Shenji gritted his teeth and was ready for heavy bleeding.
"This matter is non-negotiable." Li Lizhi raised her head like a victorious little hen: "But as long as you kneel down and apologize and admit your mistake, I can give you a lighter sentence."
"You're dreaming." Cui Shenji immediately retorted.
"Then I will tell my father that you are contemptuous of me."
"Don't be impulsive...are we discussing it?"
"This matter is non-negotiable."
Seeing that the two of them started talking nonsense, Wei Shuyu pulled Cui Shenji behind him.
"Li Lizhi?"
Wei Shuyu looked at the other party condescendingly.
"You...what do you want to do?"
For some reason, Wei Shuyu was obviously younger than herself, but Li Lizhi felt flustered when she saw him.
"Nothing...just sit down and talk."
Wei Shuyu casually moved a stool and sat in front of Li Lizhi.
"Is there anything else we can talk about?" Li Lizhi's eyes wandered, with a guilty conscience.
"You said I was frivolous towards you. If this gets out, will you still have the nerve to get married?" Wei Shuyu said with a smile.
Li Lizhi's heart skipped a beat.
"Even if you can't get married, I won't make it easy for you!" Li Lizhi said bravely.
"Um."
Chu Xin still had a smile on his face: "Then let's continue according to your idea. What will your father do when he learns about this?"
Li Lizhi was stunned.
What will the father do?
Confiscating the family and exterminating the clan? Obviously impossible.
It is not realistic to kill Wei Shuyu and Cui Shenji.
The final result will most likely be nothing.
"Do you understand?"
Wei Shuyu said with a smile: "So don't always make excuses for being frivolous with me. Your father will at most give us a slap in the face, but you will be miserable. You will have to bear the bad reputation of being unchaste for the rest of your life."
"Then...so what." Li Lizhi began to feel guilty.
"You still haven't figured it out?" Wei Shuyu sighed fakely.
"What do you want to understand?" Li Lizhi was extremely panicked.
"You two have been frivolous by us. Who else in Chang'an can marry you two?" Wei Shuyu asked.
"Who?" Li Lizhi didn't respond.
Wei Shuyu pointed at himself and Cui Shenji: "Of course it's us."
Li Lizhi was dumbfounded.
If you think about it carefully, this kind of thing could really happen.
It was impossible for Li Shimin to kill Wei Shuyu and Wei Shuyu, and it was impossible for his daughter to remain unmarried for the rest of her life.
The most perfect way is to marry them to Wei Shuyu, who is contemptuous of them...
This not only resolves conflicts, but also brings the relationship between monarch and ministers closer.
"You... a thief!" Li Lizhi's eyes were filled with tears.
"Don't say it so harshly."
Looking at Li Lizhi's delicate cheeks, Wei Shuyu couldn't help but stretched out his hand and pinched it.
"Be obedient, and I will let you go if you can't. If you dare to mess with me again, I will expose the matter of being frivolous towards you!"
"When His Majesty decrees that you will be married to me, it will be your fault."
"I'm not afraid to tell you, I have a quirk. I like to spank my wife when I'm in a bad mood."
"Do you think you can keep your butt if you marry me?"
Wei Shuyu turned against the guest and threatened Li Lizhi.
Coupled with his perverted expression, it frightened the two women to the point of crying. The tearful eyes were so distressing.
And this dramatic operation really blinded Cui Shenji.
He immediately admired Wei Shuyu even more.
"Brother is awesome." Cui Shenji gave a thumbs up.
At this moment, there was a sound of footsteps outside the door...
I saw Li Shimin walking quickly, with a sullen face, like a lion that was in extreme anger but had not yet exploded.
Behind him, Wei Zheng, Changsun Wuji, Cheng Yaojin and others followed closely.
