In fact, Zhang Zhuxun knew it was an empty gun the moment he took it, but that didn't stop him from using it to scare the black blind man into venting his bad breath.
But apparently his hopes were dashed.
Because not only did the black blind man not hide, but he picked up the one he had used from his seat in a leisurely manner, handed it forward, and said with a smile: "This one has bullets, do you want to change it?"
"Fuck you, uncle!" Zhang Zhuxun slammed the gun at Heixiazi's feet, and clenched his fists to go up and beat him.
People around him quickly stepped forward to break up the fight, "Hey, if you have something to say, please say it. Don't hurt the peace."
"That's right, we are all brothers who escaped death together, so there's nothing we can't think of..."
"Calm down, calm down..."
Four or five people swarmed up, hugging his legs and stabilizing his arms. Wu Xiaoxie went even further. He hugged Zhang Chuxun directly from the waist, and they worked together to lift him out of the ring of war.
Seeing the excitement, the blind man didn't think it was a big deal. He smacked his lips and said, "The anger is so great. It seems that the effect of the sheep whip is really good."
"Shut up! It's just like you have a long mouth, isn't it?"
Wu Xiaoxie was about to laugh out loud, this guy was so damn good at not opening or lifting any pot, didn't you see the look in Zhang Chuxun's eyes that was about to kill someone? Damn it, come here to stir up the flames!
Last night when we were eating mutton hotpot, Heixiazi took advantage of Zhang Zhuoxun to run away and put out the water. He took away the lamb chops that Zhang Zhuxun had just cooked in his bowl at lightning speed. He put the half-drawn sheep whip into Zhang Shuxun's bowl. It was said that he was sharing the most nutritious part of the sheep with Zhang Shuxun.
As a result, Zhang Zhu didn't pay attention when he came back. He took a bite and realized something was wrong. He was so angry that he almost threw the bowl and pot on the blind man's head.
But the old boy ran away so fast that the bowl Zhang Zhuxun smashed only caught up with his butt. The red oil was splashed on his clothes. When the cold wind blew, the red oil solidified instantly. It looked like he was holding two red lumps on his head. monkey butt.
At that time, everyone present almost went crazy laughing.
In the end, the matter ended with the black blind man stealing the chicken but losing the rice, and ended up changing his clothes in disgrace.
When he mentioned it now, Zhang Zhuxun suddenly remembered, damn, there is still something like this!
So it became more fierce.
"Don't stop me, I'm going to beat the shit out of this blind donkey today!"
Zhang Zhuxun struggled hard and threw away the people who trapped him. He took two steps forward and slashed at the blind man with a whip.
The blind man was startled and quickly dodged to avoid it. His leg whip brought the strong wind and hit the car door hard, denting it directly and shattering the glass.
The blind man took two quick steps back and was about to speak when Zhang Zhuxun came over to him and hit him with his knees.
The black blind man was shocked and quickly put his hands together to block the key parts.
Zhang Taoxun smiled ferociously. This move was actually a feint. This was the effect he wanted.
Following the momentum of raising his knees forward, he hit the blind man with a flat uppercut with his left hand on the face, causing his sunglasses to become crooked.
The blind man didn't bother to cover his face. He leaned back to dodge the punch, and quickly went to hold on to his sunglasses. Then Zhang Zhuxun used his exhausted legs to kick him in the stomach, and he took several steps back. .
Zhang Zhuoxun took advantage of the victory and pursued him, directly changing the line of his right leg and kicking him in the neck.
Seeing this, the blind man lost his careless expression and became serious. He waved his left arm and bent his elbow to block it. Then he held Zhang Zhuxun's ankle with his backhand and punched the crook of his knee with his right hand.
Damn it, is this even a big deal?
Zhang Zhuxun hurriedly jumped up, bent his right leg and brought his body forward, bent his left leg and touched the black blind man's fist to block the blow.
Then he took advantage of the situation and reached out to grab Heixiazi's neck, hung on him and used the momentum to knock him down, and pressed his knees on his chest.
If the ribs were compressed this time, at least two of them would be broken.
The black blind man obviously knew the dangers and reacted quickly. The moment he fell to the ground, he bent his knees and straightened his abdomen. He pushed Zhang Zhuxun from his buttocks, causing him to turn somersault.
Zhang Zhuo had found his way out, but a strand of his hair that had been blown open by the strong wind was caught on the screw on the leg of his sunglasses.
Just as the blind man was about to get up from the ground, he heard Zhang Zhu screaming, "Don't move, don't move, your sunglasses have caught my hair!"
The blind man was stunned for a moment, then put on his sunglasses, lay back on the ground, and said with a helpless smile: "You are a big man, why do you have longer hair than me? It will be a hindrance to fights."
"Fuck you sister."
Zhang Zhuxun pressed his painful scalp, feeling depressed and speechless. He was too lazy to talk to him anymore, and waved to Wu Xiaoxie, "Tianzhen, come and help."
The battle between the two was so fierce that everyone stayed away.
When Wu Xiaoxie heard Zhang Zhuoxun calling him, he stretched his neck and looked over. Seeing that the two of them seemed to have finished fighting, he ran forward.
He was stunned for a moment when he saw the weird posture of the two of them with their heads next to each other. How come, they were fighting to death just now, but now they are lying side by side in the sun?
"What are you..." Wu Xiaoxie scratched his head, "Uh... what's going on?"
Zhang Zhuoxun cursed and complained to Wu Xiaoxie: "I was fighting well, but my hair got tangled in this blind man's sunglasses. Please help me untie it. Damn it, no wonder women like to pull their hair out when fighting." , This girl’s lethality is so great, my scalp is sore and numb right now.”
When Wu Xiaoxie heard that the reason was like this, he burst into laughter and said, "Sorry, sorry, I didn't mean to do it. It's really... hahaha, it's so funny, hahaha..."
Wu Xiaoxie smiled while untying her, but her hands trembled. After untying her back and forth, she ended up getting tighter and tighter.
"Muyu..." Wu Xiaoxie retracted his hand, "That one seems to be impossible to untie."
"grass!"
Zhang Zhuoxun cursed, his face turned green, he took out the dagger tied to his leg and handed it to Wu Xiaoxie, and said angrily: "Cut it!"
The blind man had time to wait. He felt the shackles of his sunglasses loosen, and then he stood up, with that ungrateful smile on his lips again, "Now that your anger has subsided, how about we call it a draw?"
Zhang Zhuxun glared at him fiercely, took the hand from Wu Xiaoxie, his poor young hair, and didn't even bother to brush it, and walked to the younger brother's side with Wu Xiaoxie.
Wu Xiaoxie was holding back a smile, almost causing internal injuries.
Zhang Zhu went to the car to find some water to take care of himself.
Everyone who had survived the disaster also recovered. Some people were curious about why the two people were fighting but not fighting, so they asked Wu Xiaoxie.
At this time, the black blind man also came over patting the dirt on his body. Wu Xiaoxie couldn't help but want to laugh when he saw the short hair hanging stubbornly on the edge of his sunglasses.
When the real situation was told, everyone became happy.
Even the little brother couldn't help but curl his lips.
Zhang Zhuoxun tidied up and got out of the car. His hair was tied into a bun again. This time he tied it with two more hair ties to avoid being blown away by the wind again.
After getting out of the car, they stared at death in a circle, and the smiles on everyone's faces gradually solidified.
Only then did Zhang Zhuxun feel satisfied.
